Digimon: Frontier Parent Trap

Chapter Five: Bitch of the Mountains

"Thanks," she rasped, continuing to drink until she was eye level with the lizard. Shrieking, she threw it as far away as possible.

"What now?" Zoe groaned, reaching for the lizard and canister alike. "It's perfectly harmless!"

"I hate lizards," she snarled, closing her eyes as Zoe slid the canister back into the woman's bag…along with several heavy rocks.

"Your bag," she mumbled, dropping the bag beside Satomi and the lizard on the darker haired girl's head.

Standing up again, Satomi stumbled, almost falling back down with the additional weight in her bag.

"Need some help?" Koji smirked slightly, one eyebrow raised as he moved to stand beside his brother causing Satomi to stiffen.

Eyes narrowing as Zoe walked on ahead, she stalked back to the duo, "Not from you! Don't think I'm going to fall for this act, because I can see right past those angelic faces. One more prank from you and I'll make your lives miserable from the moment I say 'I do'. Clear?"

"Perfectly," Koji narrowed his eyes slightly, mumbling under his breath, "Cruella…"

"What was that?!" Satomi snarled, barely stopping herself from throwing the raven down.

"Nothing…Cruella," Koji smirked slightly as he brushed past her and walked towards Zoe, only pausing as Koichi turned back towards her.

"By the way, Satomi? I think you've got something on your head…"

Quickly running past the bush their father was behind as Satomi screamed bloody murder, the two skidded to a halt as Kousei rushed towards his panicking fiancé, "What…happened?"

"A-a-ask them!" Satomi growled pointing at the twins and Zoe – who shrugged innocently.

"We were over here the whole time," Zoe nudged the goggle-head beside her. "Right, Takuya?"

"Uh, yeah!" Takuya nodded hurriedly as Kousei shook his head in exasperation before taking the lead again, not noticing the small high-fives given to the trio.

"So, are you sure you don't want some trout, Okaa-san?" Koji inquired, forcing himself not to gag at the word, rather forcing an annoying smirk. "It is alright if we call you that, right?"

"I think your mother would prefer it if you called me Satomi," Satomi scowled slightly as she rubbed a clear liquid onto her arms. "And for the last time; no! I don't eat…trout. I'll just wait until breakfast; what are we having?"

Sharing an amused smirk, the six and Kousei glanced at her, "Trout."

Rolling her eyes, Satomi bit her lip angrily as she smacked her arm, "Damn it; missed. It's like the bugs like this thing!"

"Let me see that," Kousei frowned as he dabbed a small drop of the supposed 'mosquito repellent' on his finger and smelled it while JP suddenly became extremely interested in his trout. "No wonder you're getting bitten; this is sugar water. Where did you get it?"

Growling, Satomi glared at JP before standing up and grabbing two sticks, "Alright, I'm taking two large sleeping pills and going to bed. See you tomorrow."

Leaning towards Kousei, she began passionately kissing him, not bothering to hide anything from the twins – who both glared lethally at her…albeit they glanced away after a moment – before licking her lips and walking nervously towards her tent, continuously rapping her sticks together.

Confused, Kousei glanced back at her, "What are you doing?"

"I don't want the mountain lions to-" she cut herself off, hearing Tommy and Takuya chuckling quietly and glanced disbelievingly at her fiancé. "There aren't any mountain lions, are there?"