The Fruits Basket Host Club-

Tohru was confused,
"Commoner? Like a common person?"

Kaoru whispered to Tamaki,
"She must be a commoner too."

Tamaki clapped his hands,
"Welcome commoners! Would you like some instant coffee?"

Kyo groaned and shoved his hands in his pockets.

Haruhi had an embarrassed smile on her face,
"Sorry about them," She motioned her head to them, "They aren't jerks when you get to know them."

Tohru giggled,
"It's fine! I'm just glad we got to see each other."

Haruhi suddenly remembered something,
"Are you staying the whole week? The festival is all week!"

Tohru scratched the back of her head with an embarrassed face.

"Umm...well our families can't really afford to keep us here for the whole week."

"Our?" Haruhi randomly noticed Kyo and Yuki behind her.

Haruhi whispered to Tohru,
"You don't think they heard the part about me being a girl right?"

Tohru shook her head,
"No they doze off a lot."

Kyoya stood up normally and bowed taking Tohru's hand lightly,
"We would love to do the honor of housing such a wonderful lady," Kyoya suddenly remembered Yuki and Kyo, "...and your friends."

Tohru blushed,
"No please you don't have to!"

Kyo chuckled from the back and spoke,
"What she means is, we don't need your charity."

Kyoya laughed and spoke sharply back to Kyo,
"We are no charity. Our jobs are to entertain beautiful young women. If you do not agree you can go elsewhere and find your own housing while this "charity" gets Miss Honda a beautiful beach house."

Tohru spoke quietly,
"I'd only be here for 4 days. Plus there are no beaches miles from here!"

"My family owns an indoor resort that has a beach and houses. It's engineered where even the weather is enhanced. We've had an incident with alligators before, but that's under control. You'd be one of the first residents."

Kyoya was trying to persuade Tohru, "Plus we will take care of all of the expenses."

"All of them?" Tohru said sounding intrigued.

Kyoya nodded confidently and lifted his glasses up the bridge of his nose, "Shall I set it up?"

"Yes please."

Kyoya smiled evilly,
"Great, now...would your friends like to join our charity?"

Tohru looked over at Yuki and Kyo with pleading eyes.

"Fine." Yuki and Kyo said in sync.

Haruhi smiled,
"This is great news! Now we can catch up on so much! How about we go out for a bit? I can show you around!"

Tohru nodded,
"I'd love that! Lets go!"

Within five seconds Haruhi and Tohru had disappeared completely. Kyo and Yuki were left behind with the Host Club.

Tamaki began yelling at Kyoya sadly. He did not care if Yuki and Kyo heard.

"Mommy! WHY DID YOU LET OUR HARUHI GO WITH THE NEW COMMONER? I WANTED TO SEE HARUHI IN THE SEXY POLICE UNIFORM."

Yuki and Kyo looked over at each other and both said, "Mommy?"

Kyoya laughed,
"I wanted to help the poor girl," Kyoya then whispered in Tamaki's ear, "Haruhi hasn't had some girl time in a while. Why not help her out."

Tamaki froze and fell to the floor dramatically.

Kaoru laughed,
"The boss is such a drama queen."

Mori nodded in agreement as Honey danced around the room spinning Usa-Chan in his small arms.

Yuki smiled and spoke to Kyo,
"That boy reminds me of Momiji kind of. They look about the same age.

"How old is this Momiji you speak of?" Hikaru budded into the conversation.

"I think he's a first year."

The Host Club laughed except for Mori and Honey. Mori was busy giving Honey a piggy back ride.

"Honey-Senpai is a 3rd year, same as Mori-Senpai."

Hikaru motioned his head in there direction.

Kyo's mouth was hanging open. Yuki tilted his head to the side slowly,
"Really? I wasn't aware."

Kaoru spoke quickly,
"Don't start with Honey because he is the #1 martial artist (is it martial arts >.< lol idek) in his family and could kick your ass."

Kyo seemed amused and cracked his knuckles,
"Try me."

Honey giggled and jumped off of Mori's back and Kyo immediately regretted challenging him.

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A/N: HAAAI! I'm just testing the water with this story and my feels were acting up. It's been in my works for quite some time. It was going to end up as a 'Fruba Funnies' book where I posted funny fruits basket things with other mangas but I made it a story?! like waaat. Anyways I hope you enjoyed and give it a vote and a comment! :D

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