"Fabulous!! Now you look like Dirk!!!" Dr. Smiley yelled. I frowned "what about the ears?" I asked. He shrugged and opened a bottle of Faygo. I sliced it with my sword and smiled. "Ha. Seems this actually is strong." I said. He growled. Jeff walked in and smirked. "Hey sweet ass." he said. I flinched a he touched my arm. "Um...ewww..one, dont ever fucking touch me." I said. He looked at me. "why are you dressed like that?" he asked. "BAKA!" I yelled. He was a fuckass but he's still my morail. "TODAY'S THE COSTUME CONTEST!!" I shouted. He blinked. "OH!! he said. I shook my head and sighed. He hugged me and I chuckled. "Go get dressed. And where Is BLOODY PAINTER AS MY JAKE?!" I felt a pair of hands cover my eyes. "Guess who, mate?" Said the voice. Wow this was so tricky. "Uh...who?? Is it....RAINBOW DASH?! Dashie!! Oh ma grod!" I yelped. "No." Bloody Painter jumped from behind me wearing his Jake costume and my tail wagged. GOD DAMN HE HAD A NICE ASS!!!! *ahem* you didn't hear that. >\\\\\> anyway...."woah...." I said at a lose for words. Bloody smirked. "Like whatcha see, huh?" He walked towards the kitchen before stopping near me and saying "we can continue this later on, poppet~..." He whispered. My face turned a bright red and I tugged on my shirt "holy hell it's hot..."
I saw as my other me Ash came downstairs as Kurloz and Anime came downstairs as Cronus. "Wwhat's up 'Dirk' " He said with the with the wavy accent. Ash stood their with his mouth literally stitched shut. [Why do I have to be Kurloz?!] he typed into his phone. "Because...I hate you. But I like Kurloz so. I merged my likes and dislikes into one." I replied. Bloody came back and he grabbed my hand into the bedroom. 'The hell is wrong with this kid??' I thought. He pushed me on the bed and held my wrist tightly. "Come on Dirk! Lets have some fun~..." He said.
(Let's make a new chapter outta this lemon)
