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W: That's a little melodramatic, don't you think?
D: Leather pants and chocolate do not make me melodramatic
D: If anything, they make me mellodramatic
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D: Don't look for any redeeming qualities
D: I don't have any
W: Maybe not, but you always have the best one-liners
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W: No, your not listening dude
W: She's crazy, and just when you think you've reached the bottom of her craziness, there a crazy underground garage
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D: And you wonder why you're still single
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W: You seem all lollipops and rainbows but I know for a fact that behind closed doors your all leather and gun smoke
D: Now there's a book
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D: If my day gets any worse, I'm asking hell if they have an exchange program
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W: If we survive this, can we go home?
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D: Barbara was arguing with some chick and the girl insulted me and Babs said "Sorry, we don't speak skank" and left the room and everyone is still clapping
W: Tell Babs that I'm giving her my soul
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W: DID YOU JUST JUMP OUT OF THAT PLANE
D: Uh, yeah, duh
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D: This is a whole new level of moronic, even for you
W: How was I supposed to know that that's what would happen!
D: IT WAS FIRE
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W: I don't think I could ever stab someone, I mean, let's be honest, I can barely get the straw in the can
D: You'll never know unless you try
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D: My middle finger salutes you
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W: Somebody's cranky
D: Somebody needs to shut up
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D: Insanity runs in my family
W: Is that why you just poisoned cookies and mailed them to yourself?
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W: I heard that!
D: You were supposed to!
W: Thanks man, it means a lot
D: Your welcome bro
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D: I am one of the few people in the world who could murder you and leave no evidence behind
W: That's so romantic
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W: I'll need therapy after this
D: Dude, all we're doing is taking a bomb to space
D: No biggie
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D: Excuse me, I have to go make a scene
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W: Knew I shouldn't have lied
D: Hey, you didn't get in trouble for lying, you got in trouble for lying badly
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D: I turned out liking you a lot more than I originally planned
W: How comforting, but WILL YOU PLEASE PUT THE KNIFE DOWN
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W: I think you're crazy
D: I think you're boring
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D: If history repeats its self, I am so getting a dinosaur
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W: You really don't remember me?
D: You seem somewhat familiar, have I threatened you before?
W: Yes, but that's not the point
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D: Sarcasm is the body's natural reaction to stupidity
W: That does not give you permission to shoot the chief of police!
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W: I'm afraid I've been thinking
D: A dangerous pastime
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D: The female species is more deadly than the male
W: What happened
D: I just watched Barbara shoot a moving target with my sniper rifle from over 1000 yards away and she didn't even use a scope
W: I will never anger that women
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W: Well, excuse me, psychic wonder!
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D: YES, KNOCK HIS TEETH DOWN HIS THROAT
W: STOP TEXTING ME! IM IN THE MIDDLE OF A FIGHT
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W: Do I regret it? Yes. Would I do it again? Probably
D: Ain't nobody got time for regrets
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D: I'm not a damsel in distress
D: I'm a damsel doing damage
W: Your one hell of a damsel
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W: Neither of us is drunk enough for this conversation
D: Then take another shot
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D: Never take life seriously
D: No one ever comes out alive anyway
W: Are you at a poetry slam again?
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Text Me Back // Book One
Fanfiction(W- Wally West. D- Dick Grayson. R- Roy Harper.) D: Want to know how I remember how to spell 'Assume'? W: Okay..... D: Don't assume or you'll make an ass out of u and me ---- W: I am entirely convinced your last words will either be 'whoops' or 'sh...
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