Dove: Really?
Sofia: You really think I would keep up with your bullshit if I didn't love you?
Dove: OMG you just said you love me!
Sofia: We've been dating for three years!
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BooBoo: I have come up with a three-step plan to get Sofia To Kiss you!
Mal: Okay, I'm listening.
BooBoo: Step one, get her to play truth or dare.
Mal: Oh God, stop.
BooBoo: Step two, wait until she picks dare.
Mal: BooBoo, no.
BooBoo: Step three, dare her to Kiss you!
Cameron: It could work!
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Dove: Sofia first looked at me the way all women wanna be looked at.
Cameron: aww
Dove: with fear in her eyes. cameron with fears in her eyes
Cameron: ...
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[Sofia hits Thomas with a broom]
Dove: Sof, what are you doing?
Sofia: Cleaning
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At any Auradon event ever
Lonnie: (watching Dove And Evie from across the room) Does Sofia realize Dove's eye fucking her?
BooBoo: No
Cameron: No.
Dove: (sighs) Nope.
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BooBoo: Would you date a guy who was shorter than you?
Sofia: No.
Ben: That's a little shallow.
Sofia: I'm a lesbian, Ben.
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Sofia: *scares Dove*
Dove: AAH!
Dove: Don't do that! I have a heart condition!
Sofia: Sorry, what is it?
Dove: A crush on you...
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Ben: What's the evilest thing you've ever done?
Dove: Sofia
Ben: What?
Dove: what
Ben: whaaaaaaaaaat?
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Dove: See, Sof, the way the whole girlfriend thing works is you have to tell each other the deep stuff.
Sofia: The deep stuff? Uh oh. Like what?
Dove: Like... what's your favorite color?
Sofia: Now you've stepped over the line.
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[Ben organized a scavenger hunt for them]
Lonnie: Are you upset you don't get to be on the same team as Sofia?
Mal: Have you ever been on the same team as Sofia?
Lonnie: No.
Mal: Have you ever gone into a steel cage with a wolverine?
Evie: [yelling at Chad] FASTER FASTER FASTER FASTER. DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT WORD? IT MEANS FASTER IDIOT!!
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Cameron: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
Dove: I'm the knife
Sofia: She's the little spoon *smiles*
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Dove: I don't want to be the guy that just drives around throwing eggs at people anymore.
Gil: That was you?
Uma: You and Your threw pee balloons at me and Thomas.
Cameron: I know...
China: You nailed all my lawn furniture to my roof
Sofia: THEY FORCED ME!
Dove: SOFIA!
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Dove: We're playing scrabble. It's a nightmare.
Carlos: Scrabble? Scrabble is great.
Dove: Not when you're playing with Sofia, it's not. She puts words like "ephemeral" and I put "dog".
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