South Park x Reader Oneshots

The Pastor and The Demon - Satan! Stan x Pastor! Reader

(y/n) – your name

(l/n) – last name

(e/c) – eye colour

(f/s) – favourite song

(I did some editing because of some unwanted bits)

You're 16 in this.
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Heaven and Hell. Light and Dark. Good and Evil. Words of Kindness and Compassion, Chants of Temptation and Violence.

Many eons ago, two brothers lived in harmony, overlooking all life on the Earth. When the eldest brother was chosen to be the god of the Earth, the younger soon grew jealous and spiteful of his brother, he fled to the Earth below in search of a power that would make him more powerful than his brother.

The power was his but at a cost of his life and soul, he let the immense amount of power change him, to something of darkness and sin. He had become many names but the one he was known widely as was Satan. He declared war against the Angels and Gods of Heaven, taking the souls of the lost and angry and fought against the forces of Light, this marked the beginning of the Christarian War.

The war of Angels and Demons never ceased. When demons came to the Earth to overthrow all life living upon it, a band of humans came together only known as the Youth Pastors to protect humanity from Hell's wrath. The Pastors managed to push back the revenants of Hell and sealed them away for many years more.

The Youth Pastors passed on their faith and beliefs to generations onward to keep the rest of humanity safe and protected. Every child born was to receive a baptism and keep a holy cross around their neck to protect themselves from any demon.

The tradition of the Youth Pastors and churches remained as a staple of society, even to the present day. In the small town of South Park, a new generation of pastors had been introduced months ago which brings us to two friends who were currently sitting outside the church,Craig Tucker and (y/n) (l/n).

((y/n)'s POV)

I was fiddling with my pastor collar while Craig was to my side looking through his phone. He glanced over at me and began to chuckle at my struggle to fasten my collar properly.

"Do you need help there (y/n)?" That smug smirk on his face ever so present on his face as I continued to try and put on my collar with difficulty.

"No no, I got this...just..give me a second" I spoke in a somewhat frustrated voice toward my friend. He gave a small laugh at this remark.

"Sureeee, whatever you say dude" He got up from his spot next to me and started walking away.

"Anyways, I gotta go, you know...other friends to see since you have to work night shift tonight."

"What other friends? As far as I'm concerned you hate other people." We both gave a hearty laugh at my jab toward him. Craig patted my back before he left as I remained on the stairs for a while.

"See you tomorrow (y/n)." He waved to me goodbye as he walked off away from the church, I waved in return as I headed inside the church to start my nightly shift. I locked up all the doors and closed all windows to ensure nothing could get inside before tending to my nightly duties as a pastor.

"Well...I guess that's everything...they told me I should read up on certain verses again. May as well while I'm here for the night." I mumbled to myself making sure everything was in order before I sat down to read. I started to hum (f/s) to myself to have some form of background music while I read. As I was reading through and begun to the turn to the next page, I managed to get a paper cut, I hiss in pain a little but shrugged it off.