Klance smut bitch

Look at all those chickens🐓

Rude much? We were literally just have a moment and then this bitch had to come and ruin it. It was like he totally forgot I was standing next to him. What ever

I don't even think they have movies in space! I Start walking around trying to get my mind off what just happened. While I was walking I spot this this cute store with even cuter clothes. It's called "Ever After Boutique" Ugghhh I wish I could get some clothes in here but, I don't have any mon-

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"Hey would you like to win one million dollars?" Said some weird bitch. Uhhh sure?" I said. Is this a scam? "All you have to do is name all the paladins of Voltron in under 10 seconds!" He exclaimed. This has to be a scam. Dose this idiot know who I am? "Ok. Easy!" I said. "Ok your timer starts now!" He said pointing at his watch."Lance, Shiro, Pidge, Hunk, Allura, Coran, and me.. Keith Kogane." I said in like two seconds.

"Oh shit! Hurry up and take the money! I didn't know you were a Paladin of Voltron!Thank you for defending the universe!" He said shoving a suitcase of money at me. Then he disappeared thin air. "What a crack head.. do they even have crack in space?" I say out loud walking away very confused.

At least I have enough money to go into that store. But first I need to get a wallet so I don't look as sketchy walking into a store with a suitcase of money. I go and buy a wallet at a store nearby and then walk back into this boutique store. I end up blowing up like a third of the money.
(I thought it'd be cool to put some pictures of things he bought)