Mia: It's supposedly insanely fast, which is why no one has ever caught it on camera and it's been known to slash victims across the throat.

Toya: Creepy!

Mia: Totally.

Toya: What did you all end up getting from the store?

Mia: I may have gone a bit overboard...

Toya: Uh oh!

Toya: 🤣🤣🤣

Toya: What does that mean?

Mia: Besides our camouflage outfits?

Toya: You didn't...

[Mia takes a selfie and sends it to her best friend.

[She picked up the clothing from the Army surplus store the next town over.

Toya: Oh Mia...

Mia: 20k, Toya.

Mia: 20k

Toya: Fine, I guess I can forgo my fashion standards for a weekend.

Mia: 🤣

Toya: What else did you get?

Mia: Try not to get too weirded out...

Mia: Okay?

Toya: Oh man...

Toya: What did you buy?

Mia: Deer urine.

Toya: EW!

Mia: Yeah, but we'll blend in with the woods.

Toya: Still gross.

Toya: What else?

Mia: A case of sardines.

Toya: Lovely...

Toya: Deer pee and stinky fish!

Mia: I picked up some duck call thingies too.

Mia: Seems like something the Swamp Demon would be attracted to, right?

Mia: Like, if it was hungry.

Mia: I got one that sounds like a wild boar too.

Toya: Prepared! I like it!

Mia: You know me! Always ready!

Mia: 😉

[Fifteen minutes later.

Toya: Crap!

Mia: What's wrong?

Toya: I've got a freaking flat tire!

Mia: What?

Toya: Ugh!

Mia: Do you need me to come pick you up?

Toya: I don't really want to leave my car out here.

Toya: Plus, I know how to change a tire.

Toya: It shouldn't take me too long.

[Five minutes later.

Toya: Bad news.

Mia: What's up?

Toya: My spare isn't in the trunk.

Toya: I called Triple A and they are on their way, but...

Mia: But?

Toya: But it's going to take like two hours.

Mia: 😭

Toya: I know... This sucks!

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