BREAK ME APART:Universe Guardian (BBBAU)(Completed)

Incorrect Quotes w/ Ego's Elementals

Khione: You throw them back and say you don't want them.

*Beep

Gaea: If at first you don't succeed, try, try and try--

Hailstorm: A gun

*Beep

Void: Close your eyes.

Eclipse,closes his eyes: okay ?

Void: What do you see ?

Eclipse: Nothing.

Void: That's what you mean to me.

Eclipse: *cries in silence but accepts fate*

*Beep

Rave/Forest: Jail is no fun.

Void, surprised: You've been there too ?

Rave/Forest: Once, in Monopoly

*Beep (a/n: Remember 'Game night' by Ariieya Senpie ?)

Void: *coughing violently*

Rave: don't die!!

Void: Don't tell me what to do!!

*Beep

Raijin: *casually pulls out a gun* Alright, who did it ?

Vulcan: Did what ?

Raijin: Who stole my waffles ?

Eos and Vulcan: *sweating nervously*

*Beep

Gaea: Did you just say a knife is a "person-opener" ?

Evil trio: Should we not have ?

*Beep

Vulcan: Good morning cruel world!!

Khione: Isn't it goodbye ?

Vulcan: The world may be cruel but I'm still kicking.

*Beep (a/n: srysly ?!)

Void: As your closest brother- (a/n: edited from closest friend changing it to closest brother)

Eclipse: Rave's my closest brother.

Void: ........

Void, places both hands on Eclipse's shoulder: AS YOUR CLOSEST BROTHER !!

*beep

Raijin: Hey Rave,open up.

Rave: People always tell me they think I'm cute, and I know they don't mean that in a bad way,but I don't want to be cute, it's depressing and I feel lile-

Raijin: Open,the fucking door.

*Beep

Reaper: I spy, with my little eye, someone who needs to shut the fuck up.

Vulcan: Is it me ?

Reaper: It's always you.

*Beep

Gaea: Can we talk about the email you send to the group chat ?!

Khione: It was a crucial update.

Gaea: It just says 'I'm back on my bullshit'.

Khione: People need to know.

*Beep

Rave: I'm literally so mad at you right now. There's nothing you can say that'll make me forgive you.

Reaper: I-

Rave: Okay I forgive you.

*Beep (a/n: my cinnamon rolls)