Shades' Bedtime

ASMR with Sonic the Hedgehog

Sonic's the name. Speed's my game. Yes, I am THE Sonic the Hedgehog. Welcome to this epic ASMR session. You look very happy to see me, buddy. I guess you're a fan of my games. Or comics. Or a TV show of mine maybe? That's way past cool! Sonic the Hedgehog is softly speaking and whispering to you for an ASMR session. Strange, isn't it? Let me see what you look like for a sec. ASMR is basically when you speak softly and make some relaxing sounds, usually with objects which kind of gives you...tingles, I guess? Now...just relax and close your eyes. If you want to keep them open, please feel free. Forget about your worries as you take a good look of what I could look like in your mind. I could be in my new Sonic Boom design or how I looked back in 1993 or something. You know, back when I had black eyes? As long as I'm the blue blur you knew for as long as you can remember, it's cool. Way past cool. Let this be your epic experience. Time to kick back and chill out. Here we are at Chao Garden. Nobody to push us around and tell us what to do. No trolls, haters or negativity from the real world to bother you. No shipping flamewar in the universe is going to stop us. Let it go. The haters never bothered me anyway. I'll make our ASMR session will be as soothing and relaxing as possible...with some of my little companions.

Let's sit down on this fresh grass and listen to the soothing waterfall. It somehow reminds me of Green Hill Zone. I can hear Flicky calling for us. *Flicky starts chirping softly* Listen to his adorable tweeting. Isn't he cute? He came along to rest and wait until some of the chao turn up.
How about I let some of my rings drop beside us? I'll drop them gently, so you can enjoy the sounds of them and they can possibly help you relax even more. I'll pick them up and let them drop a few more times. *ring sounds* Yeah, like that. Feeling relaxed already? Sweet!

Look! There's three adorable chao that look a lot like me and two other of your favorite characters. My! That's a pretty snazzy performance. Hear those adorable little noises. There's some fruit next to you. Be sure to pick it up and give it to the chao that's approaching you. Bon appétit! *gentle chewing noises and Chao squeaking* One at a time, fellas.

Oh, and last, but not least...two little...Lisps? *Yacker the Wisp noises* Oh, wait...I'll just stick with "aliens" if that's okay with you. 'Sup, Yacker? You came to soothe the fans with ASMR too? That's awesome, little guy. Looks like you both brought two pillows. *Yacker croons softly, while rubbing one of the pillows* You're a really big help with those cute little noises. And those sounds of rubbing a pillow are wonderful. The other little alien is your favorite type of alien. Be sure to pet him if you'd like. He looks happy to see you, like the other little guys. He's brought a game controller. Thanks, little dude. Okay, new buddy...let me mess around with it. *controller noises* Yeah, like this. Let it remind you of playing as me, running around at the speed of sound and smashing a lot of robots. Nothing like a game controller in your hand.

Let's rest our heads on the pillows now. *yawn* Excuse my yawning. This ASMR thing is kind of making me a little sleepy. Guess what? I've told that sleazeball Dr. Eggman...or should I say "Baldy McNosehair" *chuckles* ...to go away earlier, so you won't have to worry about any chaos right now. Just smile. Let me give you a hug. You don't need to feel the guilt of not being a "true" fan anymore. I feel quite warm, don't I? It must be from all that killer robot butt-kicking and running around at the speed of sound. I have a camera in my quills. Let me get it out. *sounds of quill stroking* Yeah, like this. Keep smiling! Let's take a selfie together. Looking good! I'll pop it back in. *quill stroking sounds are heard again* One more little surprise for you, buddy. Perhaps a lullaby version of one of my well-known songs? I hope you're still feeling completely relaxed. *ahem*

*singing softly while Yacker rubs Sonic's pillow* Follow me...set me free...trust me and we will escape from the city. I'll make it through! Follow, follow me...set me free...trust me and we will escape from the city. I'll make it through, prove it to you. Follow me! Oh yeah!

It was so awesome to whisper to you...and sing a little of course. I guess it's time for you to go to sleep. And I hope this session has made you feel a lot more relaxed and ready to drift into a peaceful sleep. Feel free to listening to this audio or read the script anytime you feel stressed or someone acts like a jerk to you just for being a fan of me. You can even listen to a session from me whenever you feel like you don't deserve to be a fan of me. Maybe next time,  I'll let you listen to some more sweet and soothing sounds. Remember to live your life to the fullest in the time you have At least, that's what I figure. Oh, and ladies...here's a little something for you. *gentle kiss noise* *chuckles* Sleep tight...and stay awesome. If you have time to worry...then run. A hedgehog's gotta do what a hedgehog's gotta do. Gotta juice...or take a nap as well. *yawns* Bye.