MY CELEBRITY ROOMMATE (Romantic Comedy)

CHAPTER 15 - AWKWARD

"Cover up your penis!" I screeched while repeatedly pointing at his bird.

"STOP LOOKING AT IT!" He yelled back. Hell, I wish I could! It was pretty much asking to be stared at!

He covered his front with his hand and dashed towards the room in a speed that I didn't know he was capable of. I, on the other hand, slumped on the couch while panting heavily.

Oh, my God! That massive elephant trunk on his front would hunt me in my sleep for months!

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Minho drove Dara to school in complete silence. Both of them were frozen on their seats with their eyes fixed on the road. No one even dared turning their heads sideways, unable to look at each other's eyes.

Minho suddenly cleared his throat, making Dara jerk back in surprise.

"I didn't see anything!" She blurted out in panic.

"I'm not even asking!"

Dara's eyes diverted again at the guy's pants. From that point onwards, it would probably be forever diverted at that part. She shivered at the thought.

"Where are you looking at?" Minho asked in alarm.

"Nowhere," she mumbled while throwing another glance at the bulge in his pants.

"DARA!"

"What?"

"That's it! I won't be able to sleep unless you take full responsibility!" Minho suddenly exclaimed. "This has been the most embarrassing moment of my life, and you're the one to blame! Take responsibility!"

"How is it my fault? How am I supposed to know you walk butt-naked in your apartment after showering?"

"AAAHHH! Take responsibility! You have to make it up to me!"

Dara covered her ears and scowled at the guy. "How? Do you want to see my naked body too?"

"Hell no! Who would want to see what's behind those curtains?"

"Hey! I also want to forget what I saw! Do you think your...your...beep beep is the most beautiful thing? My glorious eyes have been contaminated so early in the morning!" She shot back, her eyes darting toward his pants again. Is that the average size? Why is it so bi—

"Quit looking at it!"

"Will you stop acting like a kid? Get over it!"

To Dara's surprise, Minho turned to the corner and continued driving in the wrong direction.

"W-What are you doing? Where are we going? Minho, I'll be late for school!"

"We'll drive around until you agree on what I want. Otherwise, you won't be able to go to school today."

Dara gritted her teeth in fury. "This is abduction! I'm pretty sure this is illegal."

"Oh yeah? Then, I'll drop you by the police station later. File your complaint. I'll just tell them that you're a deranged fan."

Oh! Oh my God! Dara massaged her temples and glared at the guy. She looked like she was trying to murder him with the power of her mind. Why must he do this when she had a group activity schedule?

Minho glanced at her and grinned widely, evidently enjoying tormenting her. If he was not driving, she would've probably punched him in the throat. This bastard.

"You are not adorable in my eyes," she muttered.

The guy just pouted his lips and flashed a peace sign. Dara sighed heavily in defeat. No wonder he was in the entertainment business; he could charm his way to getting whatever he wants.