*3am phone call* Hey are you asleep? NO IM FUCKEN SKY DIVING
i laugh at my own texts before i send them because i am damn funny
admit it we have all recorded ourselves singing just to see if we could actully sing
just because you dont believe me doesnt mean im lying
my best friend and i can comunicate just using facial expressions
that awkward moment when you walking down stairs and you think there is another step and you hulk stomp the ground
we all have that one teacher who is like "Dont pack up yet, we still have 24 seconds of class left"
Lying in bed in the middle of the night trying to decide if you should go to the toilet or if you should hold it til the morning
There are somethings that are really awkward to say but really easy to text
"Who's that?"...."Whats happening?".... "What are they doing?" SHUT UP, ITS A FUCKING MOVIE!!
my room was clean......but then i needed something
doing the im think face when the teacher looks at you in class
SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! Your relationship ended not your life
mum: Guess who's doing the dishes tonight?? me: Turns around to brother
that moment when you and your best friend look at each other and know what you are both thinking and both laugh
Honestly ive never seen anyone trip on a banana peel
you hate drama, good....stop starting it
when your talking to someone at 12am and you say "Tomorrow im going too....." and they say "dont you mean today?" BITCH!! "Tomorrow is when i wake up"
that awkward moment when you are talking to someone with an accent, then you accidently reply in there accent
*Pencil drops* me: COULD THIS DAY GET ANY WORSE
who says i cant cook you obviously havent tasted my cerial
when i am at home alone, every noise i hear is a serial killer
i swear medicine companies have no idea what fruit tastes like
those who critize our generation forgot who raised it
"Hey come with me to the shop" "NO" "Ill buy you something" "ok"
Stupid conversations make sence when you are talking to someone special
those times when you are really sleepy but you dont want to go asleep because you are talking to that special someone
the awkward moment when you say hi to a little kid and they just stare at you
perhaps voldemort's face is flat because he walked into the wrong wall at the train station
when i play a fighting game i press random buttons and hope for the best
dont like me? cool, i wont wake up everyday to impress you
that rejected feeling you get when your holding a baby and it starts to cry
that awkward moment when your crush asked you who you like
i cant stand a long distance relationship anymore....im moving the refridgerator into my room!!
when the teacher erases the board but slopily leaves a mark or two, i go insane on the inside
me: Im just going to rest my head fro 5 seconds.....wakes up febuary 5th 2096
i hate it when you are so excited for something, then it doesnt happen
whats more awkward, answering dora or sitting quietly while she stares at you
Edward isnt a vampire, he lives in a forest, he doesnt eat people, and he sparkles!! HE OBVIOUSLY A FAIRY!!
me: Im happy right now.........Life:LOL one sec
texting someone when you are half asleep and then reading the message in the morning and realising you made no sence
that epic moment when you drop something and catch it in mid air
i cant wait til december the 18th, then i can ring someone up and be like.....seven days.....
horror movies dont scare me. 5 miss calls from mum scares me
pardon me but YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY MISTAKING ME WITH SOMEONE WHO GIVES A FUCK
weird is just a side effect of being awesome. They hating.
(._.) (I:) (.-.) (:I) (._.)
they see my rolling, they hating!!!
Bitch dont text me whe im texting you, now i have to change my text
i dont hate you....i just....its just that. okay,nevermind i hate you
that moment you have so much things to do but you take a nap instead
ADMIT IT, your waiting for something that wont happen
"Age is just a number"....."yeah, and weed is just a plant!!"
before you assume, try this crazy method called asking
i hate how after an argument i think off all the clever shit i could have said
saying 'im almost there' when you havent even left the house yet
throwing lamps at people who need to lighten up
the moment of preparation before steping into an elevator
Studying: The act of texting, eating and watching tv with an open textbook nearby
when the waiter asks " are you done with this?" when the plate is completely empty "No, i wanted to eat the plate aswell!!!"
me: *Does 10 situps* WHERE THE HELL ARE MY ABS??
mum: Clean your room Me: *Runs to room, gets sock, passes too mum* mum: *passes back* me: Master gave dobby a sock, doddy is free. runs away
if im weird around you that means im corfortable with you
those weird moods when you just want to slap everyone for no apparent reason
when karma comes back and punches you in the face....i want to be there...just incase it needs help
me, sacastic, never.....
i hate when you have to be nice to someone you really want to throw a brick at
i hate people who steal my ideas before i even think of them
i wonder what i would be doing right now if there was no internet
i hate when the teacher is talking to the whole class but decides to stare directly at you
when your reading a book, and something absolutly amazing happens and you have to take a second to let it sink in
that awkward moment your left alone with someone you just met
that awkward moment when someone you hate says something funny and you try not to laugh
that moment when you do something amazing but know one is around to see it
i love being in that mood were everything is hillarious
"Okay mum, yes mum....ill do it" (10 minutes later) what was i supposed to do??
im shy at first but once you get to know me get ready for some crazy shit
if you have to wake me up to ask for something the answer is automatically no!!!
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