𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐃'𝐕𝐄 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐑𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐙𝐀𝐖𝐀 🥕

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HEY HEY HEY 🍰
HEY HEY HEY

NYAHAHAHA 😹
Oya?

HEY HEY HEY 🦉
Oya oya?

SALTY BOI 🧂
Can you 2 just shut up about this for once?

GERMAPHOBE 😷
Agreed.

NYAHAHAHA 😹
... I thought you were on our side Sakusa.

GERMAPHOBE 😷
Never

PUDDING HEAD 🍮
Who created this group chat? And why am I named "Pudding Head?" At least use a 🎮 next time

FLATTYKAWA 🚪
Idk. BUT OMG HI Y/N 😍😻

Y/N
HI HEY AND HELLOOOOO 😋

FLATTYKAWA 🚪
WHY AM I NAMED THIS

NYAHAHAHA 😹
I think the names are extra questionable. But seriously you guys make fun of my hyena laugh too much 😔

BEANPOLE 🌴
Heyyy

DEMON SENPAI 🔥
LEV YOU SAID YOU WOULD PRACTICE WITH ME WHERE DID YOU GO

BEANPOLE 🌴
That's my cue to go. I'll be leaving now ✌🏻

SANGWOO 🔪
What is dis hunni AKDKDIRJFNFR MY NAME

BETTER TWIN 🤍
Whoever made this group chat is amazing 😂

HOTTIE 🥵
I'm just curious to know what I'm named - Oh 😳

HEY HEY HEY 🍰
NOW THAT'S NOT FAIR MY GUY WHY DOES AKAASHI AND OSAMU HAVE GOOD NAMES

FARMER BOY 🌽
Is Oikawa here?

FLATTYKAWA 🚪
No.

IWA-CHAN ✌🏻
YOU IDIOT -

FARMER BOY 🌽
I don't see any Oikawa here.

GUESS MONSTER 🖤
PFFT. His name isn't Oikawa on here Wakatoshi-kun. He's hiding as something else. OH AND I LIKE MY NAME BUT WHAT'S WITH THE BLACK HEART EMOJI

FARMER BOY 🌽
I'm assuming Flattykawa is Oikawa so -

FLATTYKAWA 🚪
DON'T EVEN SAY IT USHIJIMA

FARMER BOY 🌽
You should've come to Shiratorizawa.

FLATTYKAWA 🚪
OMFG WHEN WILL YOU EVER STOP SAYING THAT

Y/N
Never apparently

TANGERINE 🍊
HIIIIIIII EVERYONE

ROLLING THUNDER ⚡️
SHOYO

TANGERINE 🍊
NOYA-SAN

BOKE HINATA BOKE 😡
BOKE HINATA BOKE

SUGAWARA SENPAI 💖
I -

FOX BOI 🦊
I hate my name.

Unknown changed FOX BOI 🦊 to HOT MIDDLE BLOCKER 😋

HOT MIDDLE BLOCKER 😋
Not what I wanted but OK it's better than the last name

HOLY WATER 💧
Before any of you start a topic HOLY WATER HOLY WATER HOLY WATER HOLY WATER

Y/N
Thank you 🙏🏼

BOOMER HAIRCUT 👏🏻
Oh what the actual hell

SEMI SEMI ❤️
I'm sorry Shirabu but 😂

BOWL CUT BRAT 🥺
I like the emoji but someone change my name 😭

Y/N
The question is who created this group chat. They clearly have favorites

SANGWOO 🔪
You being one of them 🙄

INARIZAKI MUM 🥰
Oh hi everyone. Wait what is this group chat and who created it?

Y/N
That's the question we're trying to answer. But hold on lemme just -

Y/n renamed the group chat to "Y/N & HOT VOLLEYBALL BOYS"

SANGWOO 🔪
Nice

FLATTYKAWA
👌🏻 BUT SOMEONE PLZ CHANGE MY NAME

RIP DAICHI ⚰️
Sorry but we don't know how Oikawa and OH MY GOSH I AM NOT DEAD I'M ALIVE HOW ELSE WOULD I BE TEXTING

FLATTYKAWA 🚪
😭😭 Aren't these names the worst? Like LOOK AT MINE

FARMER BOY 🌽
Your butt wouldn't be flat if you just came to Shiratorizawa.

MASTER OF NONE 😁
Come to Fukurodani. We sell cake

HOTTIE 🥵
No we don't.

Y/N
Should've went to Shiratorizawa then

FLATTYKAWA 🚪
No please not you too y/n...

FARMER BOY 🌽
Y/n agrees with me. You should've just come to Shiratorizawa

SANGWOO 🔪
^

HOT MIDDLE BLOCKER 😋
^

FLATTYKAWA 🚪
STAWP

HEY HEY HEY 🍰
^

NYAHAHAHA 😹
^

INARIZAKI'S MUM 🥰
I'mma head out

GUESS MONSTER 🖤
^

TANGERINE 🍊
I don't know what's going and what it means but ^

IWA-CHAN ✌🏻
^

FLATTYKAWA 🚪
This person has died. Cause of death: Murder from bullying and degradement. Main Culprit: Ushijima

Author's Note: I hope y'all are liking the story so far. This was mainly just an introduction to the whole thing but yeah. I'm planning on having y/n be a second year at Inarizaki because honestly that's such a fun school since you got the twins but being a second year at Fukurodani is also in mind right now. We'll see and as you can see y/n doesn't talk that much in this chapter but I feel like if the other Haikyuu characters talked more it'd be more fun. I'm open to and welcome new ideas!

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