Blueberry Stans + Extras
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5:07
Sakusa:
I swear to god Atsumu if you blast into the unknown one more time I'm going to throw you into oblivion.
Atsumu:
BUT BUT-
Osamu:
I can already hear his heart shattering into a million pieces
Suna:
Same
Kita:
Have ALL of you guys studied and prepared for your midterms yet?
Hinata:
sooooooo-
Oikawa:
Sorry this is a Kageyama stanning chat hon
Kuroo:
Wow-
Hinata:
I DIDNT EVEN SAY ANYTHING YET-
Oikawa:
Hush
Kageyama:
Hi.
Kita:
Good afternoon Kageyama-kun
Bokuto:
MY STUDENT!
Kuroo:
Hi hiiii
Kageyama:
Shut up you assholes.
Oikawa:
........
Iwaizumi:
Woah there-
Sakusa:
Is everything alright?
Kageyama:
Yeah TOTALLY 🙄
Hinata:
Bakageyama used an emoji *gasps*
Kageyama:
Shut up Shoyo Hinata.
Suga:
He didn't use a nickname-
Tsukishima:
I'm living for this
Kageyama:
Please go back to the oil you were fried in, and make sure to drown yourself well in it you oversized French Fry.
Atsumu:
I think this is obvious, but he's mad
Osamu:
well duh
Akaashi:
So what happened?
Oikawa:
As your best Senpai, I swear to always help you!
Kageyama:
Yeah, you're a GREAT senpai for almost hitting me, abandoning me, not caring for me for like two years, then coming back to me and nearly destroying my happiness at karasuno. I owe ya ✌
Oikawa:
ThAT WA S AN ACCIDENT-
Iwaizumi:
Doesn't seem like it-
Kuroo:
Petition to kick Oikawa out of this gc?
Sakusa:
Signed
Suna:
Signed
Kenma:
Kindaichi did it. I checked his phone.
Kindaichi:
SNITCH
Kageyama:
Thank you Kozume-Senpai! Ilysm 💖
Kenma:
Tobio kun.....You're so cute
Bokuto:
Bet you 10k that he's having a blush fest rn
Kuroo:
Y E S
Yamaguchi:
Can someone explain to me why I saw Kageyama looking ready to murder someone?
Suga:
I'm going to pretend I can't read-
Kunimi:
lol onion ur on your own
Akaashi:
Kageyama, can I take care of him, or would you prefer to do it?
Kageyama:
Ah Keiji, can you spare his extra parts though? I want them?
Akaashi:
Of course.
Kuroo:
excuse me WTAF
Bokuto:
KAGEYAMA ARE YOU OK
Oikawa:
KAGEYAMA ISTG
Kindaichi:
OKAY FINE Y'KNOW WHAT? MEET ME AT MACY'S PARKING LOT IN 10 MIN
Kageyama:
OH YOURE ON
Kageyama and Kindaichi are offline
Tsukishima:
LOL Aight I'm there I'm gonna film it
Iwaizumi:
I'm here too I see ya
Kenma:
I see the both of you lol im gonna stream this
Sakusa:
I'll send some bleach over to remove evidence
Kita:
All of you are missing the real point. What happened?
Kunimi:
UHH WELLL OIKAWAIJKAS HELPASI AOSAOSPA{
Oikawa:
Nah i need an explanation
Akaashi:
They stole Kageyama's study papers and drew milk cartons all over them
Suga:
NVM HOPE YALL SURVIVE
Kita:
I shall head to my studies then. Please alert me when the fight is finished.
Bokuto:
YALL AKAASHI HAS A KNIFE
Kuroo:
AYYYYYYYY TAKE HIM OUT BOI
Atsumu:
SANGWOO HIM
Osamu:
Isn't that your job?
Suna:
Twin rival drama
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Kageyama:
WEAK
WEAK AS HELL
Iwaizumi:
YOU LITERALLY DRAGGED HIM OMFG THAT WAS GOLD
Tsukishima:
THAT WAS PERFECTION IN ITS FINEST
Yamaguchi:
I'm just gonna *poof*
Hinata:
WHAT HAPPENED-
Kenma:
Shoyo, next time you try to pick a real fight with Kageyama, text me so I can call an ambulance for you
Akaashi:
The video has 1 million views already wow-
Kita:
Good job Kageyama. May I please see the link?
Kenma:
*Inserts link*
Kuroo:
LOL KAGEYAMA JUST THREW HIM
Bokuto:
OMG OMG OMG DID HE JUST KICK HIM ACROSS THE PARKING METER
Atsumu:
DUDE tHE PEOPLE WATCHING THAT JUST CLAPPED
Kindaichi:
Help-
Kageyama:
Shut up dead people don't get to talk :D
Kunimi:
Ok so-
Akaashi:
Found you.
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:) I'm so innocent