chapter four
irl and social media
warnings : none
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a sigh fell past the girls lips as she stared a her screen. she looked at her new friends icon sitting in the discord call alone, probably talking to his stream as he waited for her to join. she looked at her roblox character on her other screen and let out a quiet laugh.
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azalea @redazaleas ยท 5m
quackity hasn't seen my character yet,
do you guys think he'll like it? ๐๐
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tommyinnit @tommyinnit
replying to @redazaleas
why does your shirt say juicy?
what does juicy mean?
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azalea @redazaleas
replying to @tommyinnit and @redazaleas
thats for me to know and quackity
to find out ๐๐
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tommyinnit @tommyinnit
replying to @redazaleas and @tommyinnit
that is disgusting and i am a minor, this is
illegal and wrong. i am telling phil @Ph1LzA
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Ph1LzA @Ph1LzA
replying to @redazaleas and @tommyinnit
what the fuck
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user8 @user8
replying to @redazaleas
i knew this stream would be worth staying
up for
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user1 @user1
replying to @redazaleas and @user8
i hope so im gonna be so tired tomorrow
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user2 @user2
replying to @redazaleas
this stream. this stream is going
to be legendary.
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user0 @user0
replying to @redazaleas
when her roblox character ๐
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user5 @user5
replying to @redazaleas and @user0
when her roblox ๐
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user3 @user3
replying to @redazalea @user0 and @user5
when her ๐
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user7 @user7
replying to @redazaleas @user0 @user5 and @user3
when ๐
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stella @stellatheauthor
replying to @redazaleas
thats my roblox character btw
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azalea quickly looked through the replies before she heard the ding of a discord notification. she deleted the tab and looked at her and quackity's pms. "you can join now." he sent. she took a deep breath and joined the call.
"whats up mamasita." she said calmly. azalea heard quackity yell, "what the fuck?!" azalea laughed as he complained. "i knew id regret this stream." he sighed. "oh come on titty dude, its barely even started!" she laughed.
azalea spun her character around as she waited for quackity to join the game "what the fuck is that?" quackity asked as his character spawned into the dream smp roleplay game. "hm? oh my character? i'm so sexy right?"
"so i thought since you aren't actually on the dream smp, you could pretend!" quackity explained as the two wandered around the blocky map. "wow, way to rub it into my face." azalea jokingly scoffed. this gained a laugh from the boy, "HAHA YOU'RE NOT IN THE DREAM SMP AND I AM!" he yelled obnoxiously. "SEXIST! SEXIST I SAY!"
azalea smiled as she walked after to the blocky version of quackity and made her character step onto the red square, watching her character turn into a weird mix of both her character and quackitys.
the antlers, hoops, and sprout stayed on as well as one of the weird arms while the rest was quackity. the blue shirt, dark pants and the beanie.
"oh my god." she said with a laugh. "what?" he asked, his character approaching the monstrosity that was azalea's. "this, this is what our children would look like." azalea said. "WHAT THE FUCK?" quackity laughed hysterically at the character. "we should have kids big q." she nodded.
now it was nearing the end of the video and they were just aimlessly wandering around the map of "mexico" and quackity was trying to get his new friend to say he was tall. "do you speak spanish?" he asked. azalea had to hold back a laugh, "kinda." she said. it was now clear that quackity did absolutely no research on azalea. one easy google search would tell you that azalea literally was born and raised in mexico and obviously fluent in spanish.
"okay, can you say i'm tall in spanish." he asked unknowingly. "yeah, sure." she heard quackity clap and she cleared her throat. "wait, whats your name?" azalea asked. "uh, alexis but i prefer alex." he told her. she visibly smiled at his name. "alexis is such a cool guy name oh my shit, okay okay." she said, quackity laughed, mumbling a thank you before she started.
"alex es un bebรฉ bajito al que podรญa pisar fรญsicamente porque mide 2'1 y es muy estรบpido por no saber que nacรญ y crecรญ en mรฉxico."
(alex is a short baby man that i could physically step on because he is 2'1 and is very stupid for not knowing i was fucking born and raised in mexico.)
quackity gasped and held back a laugh as he processed what she said. "ยฟde verdad?" (really?) azalea laughed. "yeah." he shook his head in disbelief. "embarrassed now that i know you didn't even google me?" quackity leaned back in his chair, deciding what to do next. "i just don't know." he said with a laugh.
"hombres, tan decepcionantes. es por eso que deberรญas enviarme y seguirme en todas las redes sociales en red azaleas y tengo tetas, asรญ que" azalea said, both her and quackity following into a laughing fit.
(men, so disappointing. that's why you should sub to me and follow me on all socials at red azaleas and i have boobs so)
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i'm sorry if the spanish is wrong, i may
be mexican but i never learned spanish
so i used google translate.
love being the family disappointment ๐
ily and i'm gonna be really angry if you don't
get up, eat, drink water and take your meds
because you're important.