Heathers Group Chat (FINISHED)

By staticade-

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just some casual screeching from your local heathers (musical) characters help why do ppl like this book so m... More

usernamesssss
addicted slushie boi
ram gets attacked by a prego spooder
seeing the "people typing" icon
study partyyyy
a/n
the pain of zoom calls/the boys try to throw it back
a/n (yeah again)
study party #2/school's closed
a/n (im sorry for all of these)
a/n (this is the last one i swear)
a/n (okay this really is the last one)
GUYS WE DID IT
kurt drowned himself in milk
WOW
HOLY FRICK
kurt and ram broke ronnie's blender
H O W
WHAT IN THE-
WE MADE IT Y'ALL
the audio quality on the zoom is GLITCHINGGGG
amazon yeets packages
mega depression for no reason
dead girl walking comeback
very quick a/n
HOLY CRAP
mcnamara's iced coffees
UMMMMM
another thing
im back mcfrickers
kram do be canon though/chandler in the bank account
and another a/n
its the fact that they're drunk for me
and another note thingy
HOLD UP
the boys are acting like idiots again
I DONT UNDERSTAND
HUH
jd's on some stuff yet again/kurt is uncultured in cartoons
stuff's bouta go down (random bonus chapter)
OH MY GOD
uh idk what to call this
just dumb jocks doing what dumb jocks do
like the shortest note ever
WAIT WHAT
heathers-versary (horrible chapter name, i know)
HOLY FRICKING FRICK
very nice yall
lets talk for a sec my dudes
well shoot dude
wha-
bro how in the-
catch up with the gang real quick
we #1 AGAIN?
the glory of 1/2 days
NAH NAH NAH THIS ISNT REAL
here's me apologizing for not updating in forever even though its been 1-2 weeks
the boys are cosplaying at kmart
jd finna send shivers down your spine
spooky stories with the gang
LEMME KAHOOT MYSELF BRUH WHAT
my Heathers GC headcannons
BREAK THE VASE, ITS HALLOWEEN
more Heathers GC headcannons
get in the holly jolly spirit or face the consequences 😈
i... im legit at a loss for words
its ronnie roasting time
they're back and more chaotic than ever (its a thanksgiving chapter lol)
wha-
guess who's back, back again...
snow day but not really/ram licked yellow snow, disgusting
PARDON 😃
merry frickmas: a candy cane and candy corn rivalry
SAY WHAT-
half days make a comeback: possible sawnamara/mcnamayer??
JESUS CHRYSLER PACIFICA-
WELL DAMN OKAY-
HOLD UP SUCKA-
we're all gay messes lmao/oh shoot, mac snapped
commiting tax fraud is very poggers
WOAH. WOAH. WOAH WOAH WOAH
HOLD UP, WAIT A MINUTE-
haha, april fools mf-
the heathers cast joins wattpad
the actual hell-
no arson for you jason
month of the gays
summer sucks actual shit
bro wtf happened to summer
its the spooky month
turkey day
christmas! just a day away!
🎶 chandler roasting you in front of open crowds, jd nipping at the ich luge 🎶
new year, same idiots
.,
twitter account? banned. life? in shambles. hotel? trivago.
"go to hell!" "already there darling!"
uhhhhsbehegrcrg
shit man its the funny chrysler day

SHEESH-

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By staticade-

it's legit 10 o'clock, still Valentine's Day for me

and uh...

WE AT 18K NOW?! HUHHHH

BRO WHY DOES THIS KEEP GETTING A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF READS ON HOLIDAYS THATS PRETTY WEIRD BUT ALSO LUCKY IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT

OKAY THATS NOT THE POINT BUT JEEZ YALL, THATS 2K AWAY FROM 20K WHICH IS LITERALLY INSANE

YALL ARE TOO GOOD TO ME DUDE, THIS SHITTY ASS THING SHOULDNT HAVE THAT MANY READS

THIS IS LITERALLY A SHITPOST BOOK WHY DO YALL LIKE THIS—

OKAY IM GETTING SIDETRACKED AGAIN LMAO

BUT WOW THAT'S INCREDIBLE YALL, I SERIOUSLY APPRECIATE IT A LOT 💗💗💗

UH I'LL GO SUFFOCATE ON SOUR PATCH KIDS NOW LOL BYE ✌🏽

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