Florida, whispering in Louisiana's ear: Hey how you doin lil mama? lemme whisper in your ear Tell you sumthing that you might like to hear
Florida: It's free real-estate
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Georgia, excitedly: Who wants to go somewhere not boring?!
Texas: Yeah!
Louisiana: I do, I do!
Florida, jumping around in enthusiasm: Let’s go to the morgue!
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California: Remember that old saying, “if at first you don’t succeed…”
New York: “Try to pretend it never happened.”
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Colorado: How much do you wanna bet that I’ll rub this slice of salami on my knee?
California: Nothing.
Colorado: [rubs the slice of salami on his knee]
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Wyoming: Am I gonna be okay?
DC: No. You're in a relationship with me. Nothing will ever be okay.
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Florida, upon learning how Person B did a magic trick: So you’re not magic?
Louisiana: Well, not really.
Florida: You’re just a liar.
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New York: Do you wanna cry in the bathtub with me?
California: Yeah, sure.
New York: I can’t promise to make it sexy, though.
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Nevada: Knock knock!
Colorado: Who’s there?
Nevada: No, I’m not doing a knock-knock joke.
Colorado: ...No I’m Not Doing A Knock-Knock Joke who?
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Illinois: You're amazingly inept, you know.
Wisconsin: I'm aware.
Illinois: You're even aware of it?!
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Georgia: Do penguins have knees?
California: Yes, but you can’t see them too well.
Florida: Well, they don’t have knees anymore.
Georgia: What do mean, not anymore?
Florida:
Georgia: What do you MEAN-
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Wisconsin: Does it ever cross your mind that we dated before?
Colorado: Well, ever since you poured hot cheese on me when I wouldn’t wake up one time- let’s just say I tend not to think about it often.
Wisconsin:
Colorado:
Wisconsin: Really?! That’s what did it for you? The fucking cheese???
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California: Texas, we tried things your way.
Texas: No, we didn't.
California: I did it in my head and it didn't work.
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Florida: I got grounded for a whole week just because I came home late.
South Carolina: Well, you deserved it. I mean, getting everyone's hopes up like that and then showing up again.
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DC: This was almost a great idea.
Wyoming: You just described 90% of our stuff.
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Florida: I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That's where the blood's supposed to be.