Lamps
Raven: I hereby call the first texting class to order
Jasper: Hi
Monty: How is this gonna work
Lexa: I still don't think this is required.
Clarke: I want to learn how to text too
Raven: Clarke, you're literally one of the teachers
Clarke: Right
Bellamy: Why am I here again
Octavia: Because you sprained your ankle and have nothing better to do
Raven: He sprained his ankle?
Harper: Was it an accident?
Monty: Or was it Clarke
Lexa: ?
Clarke: I wish
Bellamy: I fell down the stairs
Clarke: HA loser
Lexa: Don't be mean, Clarke.
Lexa: Lol.
Raven: Lesson one - you can't put periods after 'lol'
Lexa: Why?
Raven: Just don't
Raven: Forget periods exist
Octavia: Wouldn't we all love that
Harper: HAHAHAHA
Lexa: So, don't use periods?
Raven: Yes
Lexa: Okay.
Lexa: Whoops
Raven: YAY you did it
Raven: Clarke your turn
Clarke: What
Clarke: Oh
Clarke: What's happening
Clarke: Oh she did it
Clarke: Good job
Raven: Do the lesson Clarke
Clarke: What lesson
Raven: Istg
Lexa: What does that mean?
Raven: That's the next lesson
Monty: I can do that lesson
Bellamy: I can do it
Bellamy: 'Istg' is for when someone tells you something very personal
Octavia: No
Raven: What
Bellamy: 'Brb' is for when someone is mad at you
Bellamy: You say 'ttyl' when you want someone to forgive you
Raven: Don't listen to him
Harper: This is hilarious
Bellamy: If someone dies, you can say 'ffs'
Octavia: Bellamy shut up
Clarke: He's lying
Lexa: Is he?
Raven: Yes
Harper: 100%
Bellamy: You all suck
Lexa: So no periods at the end. Got it
Raven: No periods at all
Harper: Abolish periods
Octavia: I'll sign the petition
Clarke: Same
Lexa: Okay, no periods
Raven: Forget punctuation
Octavia: Just type randomly
Jasper: RANDOM LETTERS
Jasper: KhjdgkshgfskjhgslhkgdLGjlkjfldgKJFglJGkljskgljs
Raven: Yeah um don't listen to Jas either
Lexa: Who here am I actually allowed to listen to?
Raven: Me
Clarke: Raven
Octavia: Not my brother
Jasper: Bellamy
Monty: Raven
Harper: Probably only Lincoln ngl
Lincoln: Idk what's happening
Clarke: Jasper why tf would u say Bellamy
Jasper: He's awesome
Bellamy: Thanks man
Clarke: Oh yeah
Clarke: Well
Clarke: He doesn't like lamps
Bellamy: CLARKE
Jasper Jordan removed Bellamy Blake from the group
Clarke: I win
Lexa: Are they enemies?
Octavia: Yes
Raven: For now
Monty: We ship
Clarke: WHAT
Raven: YES
Octavia: ???
Jasper: Like the titanic
Harper: We ship?
Lexa: Why would you 'ship'
Lexa: Isn't that expensive
Lexa: What are you even shipping?
Lexa: And where?
Raven: You've mastered the art of quadruple texting
Clarke: Answer her rn Raven
Clarke: Or Monty
Monty: It was
Monty: Uh
Monty: A joke
Clarke: Right...
Raven Reyes added Bellamy Blake to the group
Raven: DIVERSION
Bellamy: Wtf
Jasper: Ew u suck
Clarke: Jasper is my new favorite person
Raven: Rude
Lexa: I'm very confused
Lincoln: At least you're confused and good at texting
Lexa: Why did you add me here in the first place, Lincoln?
Lincoln: Good question
Octavia: I added him
Jasper: Well I added all of you
Jasper: I think
Jasper: I can't remember
Jasper: What are your names
Monty: Jasper u good
Jasper: Is anyone good
Bellamy: Group chat therapy is on Thursdays, Jas
Harper: You guys have a therapy night???
Raven: Yup
Clarke: On Tuesday we pick a TV show to talk about
Monty: Or totally insult
Bellamy: Last week was Riverdale
Octavia: That took a LONG time
Raven: Sunday is the unofficial pun day
Clarke: And by unofficial, we mean everyone makes puns to annoy Bellamy
Lincoln: Like Sunday Pun-Day?
Jasper: GENIUS
Monty: Octavia are u guys dating
Monty: Cuz you should be
Octavia: Um
Lincoln: Oh-
Bellamy: No way
Clarke: OOOOO
Raven: Hehe
Octavia: wHy
Monty: You literally make that joke every week
Harper: Annnyyyywaaayyys
Harper: I can't wait for the TV show thing
Harper: We should do that ladybug show
Jasper: I'm scared of ladybugs
Monty: What ladybug show?
Lexa: OHMG
Lexa: YOU WATCHED THAT SHOW
Raven: Lexa is using all capitals??????
Lexa: MIRACULOUS
Lexa: LADYBUG
Bellamy: Isn't that a kids show
Lexa: NO
Lexa: Yes
Lexa: BUT NO
Harper: This is hilarious
Raven: I would not have pegged you for a cartoon person, Lexa
Lexa: Please move on before I make more of a fool of myself
Octavia: I got u girl
Octavia: Anyone want to come over for a movie?
Bellamy: Even though half of you already live in the same house as us?
Clarke: I'm in
Raven: I can't
Raven: I'm supposed to hang out with Clarke
Raven: Wait
Raven: CLARKE
Clarke: Shoot
Clarke: I forgot
Jasper: Lol
Monty: Omg tea
Raven: It's fine
Raven: This will be more fun
Clarke: Ouch
Bellamy: Wait no Raven please don't bring her here
Bellamy: I can't run
Raven: This could be interesting
Clarke: We could just go to the park or something
Monty: I have a better idea
Monty: Let's play Daredevil
Octavia: OMG YES
Jasper: PLEASE NO
Bellamy: Dude why do you always suggest this when I'm hurt
Clarke: Nooooo can we please not
Raven: You guys all suck I love that game
Lexa: Is someone going to explain?
Lincoln: Probably not
Monty: It's a game
Raven: O and I invented it
Clarke: It's pretty straightforward
Bellamy: Basically, we go to Monty and Jasper's floor and take turns sneaking up the stairs to knock on Murphy's door
Raven: Except the challenges get harder, like you have to slip something under the door or yell something stupid
Monty: If you chicken out or get scared you lose
Monty: The last person still in the game wins
Harper: Sounds a little mean
Harper: I love it
Lincoln: What's so scary about 'Murphy'
Lincoln: Sounds like something you'd name a teddy bear
Clarke: His first name is actually John
Raven: He's mean
Monty: Scary
Bellamy: He's a legend
Bellamy: He never pays attention in school, but always has great grades
Bellamy: He's rude af but he could get any girl he wants
Octavia: Bellamy wants to be him
Bellamy: Do not
Monty: Anyways
Monty: Daredevil
Harper: This is totally happening
Harper: Clarke and Raven get over here rn
Clarke: We're already on our way
Raven: Don't text while driving
Clarke: We're literally on the same bus Rae
Raven: It was a jOkE Clarke
Lexa: I don't know where you guys live
Lincoln: Come over to my place, I'll drive u over
Jasper: Omg Lexa knows where Lincoln lives??
Monty: Jasper seriously
Monty: Remember the party we went to
Jasper: Vaguely
Monty: The one where Harper and I started dating
Bellamy: Roma was there
Jasper: OH vacuum girl right
Bellamy: So you remember?
Jasper: Uh no not really
Clarke: It's literally where we met Lexa
Raven: There were really nice lampshades
Jasper: OH THAT PARTY
Jasper: I got it
Jasper: At Lincolns house
Jasper: And Lexa was there
Monty: Smart move Raven
Raven: Thanks ;)
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Lamps
Octavia: Are we really doing this
Raven: We don't have a choice
Clarke: This is a bad idea
Bellamy: I second that motion
Harper: This was YOUR idea Bellamy
Lincoln: I know I'm new here
Lincoln: But I agree with Clarke
Jasper: PLEASE don't do this
Raven: Like I said, we have no choice
Monty: We should have been more careful
Lexa: What's happening
Clarke: Who's gonna do it
Jasper: NOT IT
Raven: Not it
Clarke: Not it
Harper: I'm out
Lincoln: No way
Lexa: What
Monty: Bellamy has to do it
Bellamy: Can't I just take it back
Lexa: Can someone please explain what's going on
Raven: Were u not there
Lexa: I went to the bathroom and when I came back you all looked like someone died in front of you
Bellamy: I um
Bellamy: I dared Raven
Raven: But then I chickened out
Raven: But Bellamy was stupid and already started the process
Bellamy: Meaning there's no backing out
Clarke: If we value our safety
Lexa: What did you dare Raven to do???????
Raven: It's on you Bellamy
Raven: Go ahead
Bellamy: Ugh
Bellamy: Fine
Bellamy: Goodbye world
Bellamy Blake added John Murphy to the group
Lexa: Oh that was it?
Murphy: Took ya long enough
Monty: ...
Raven: hi
Murphy: Hola
Jasper: OH MY GOSH YOU SPEAK FRENCH TOO??????????
Raven: Jasper we talked about this
Clarke: Everyone shhhhh
Murphy: Why are we 'shhhhh'ing
Murphy: You realize I can't hurt you through your phones, right
Lincoln: Can he see past messages
Murphy: Unfortunately no
Murphy: But you can send me screenshots if you want ;)
Bellamy: Let's go over the rules
Lincoln: There are rules?
Harper: You mean rules other than 'no adding Murphy'?
Harper: Because u already broke that one Bell
Murphy: LMAO I like her
Harper: ;P
Bellamy: No cursing
Bellamy: Abbreviations are permitted
Bellamy: That's it
Clarke: No being nice to Bellamy
Raven: You can't remove people from the group
Monty: Unless they REALLY deserve it
Octavia: Yell at Lexa if she uses periods
Murphy: Bet
Jasper: Do you like lamps
Murphy: Is there a rule about me answering that question
Monty: Nah
Clarke: Just ignore it, we're hoping it'll pass
Murphy: Your group name is literally 'Lamps'
Bellamy: Watch what happens if I try to change it
Bellamy Blake changed the group name to 'See ya'
Jasper Jordan removed Bellamy Blake from the group
Jasper Jordan changed the group name to 'Lamps'
Jasper: I must defend the name
Clarke Griffin added Bellamy Blake to the group
Bellamy: Ty Clarke
Clarke: Idk why I did that
Bellamy: Because the group is boring without me *hairflip*
Clarke Griffin removed Bellamy Blake from the group
Clarke: He had it coming that time
Jasper: Does anyone else want to test me today
Monty: Whats four plus four
Jasper: Not what I meant
Raven: 9
Raven: TYPO
Clarke: SURE it was
Octavia: Guys it's past midnight can y'all go to sleep
Harper: Why do u care what we do ;P
Octavia: Because my phone is lighting up every five seconds
Clarke: Turn off notifications
Octavia: Idk how to do that
Raven: Ask Bellamy
Lexa: Could someone teach me how to do that too please?
Lincoln: Yeah I'd wanna know that myself
Octavia: Petition to make everyone go to bed so those of us who don't know how to turn off notifications can sleep
Octavia: If you second this motion say 'Lamps'
Lincoln: LAMPS
Lexa: Lamps?
Jasper: Did you know that Lamps backwards is Spmal
Monty: Why would we need to know that
Jasper: You're always doing those trivia question things
Jasper: I thought you should know
Octavia: GO
Octavia: TO
Octavia: BED
Clarke: FINE
Monty: Should we add Bellamy back to the group?
Harper: Sure, Clarke's gone anyways
Murphy: Boo
Jasper: AHHH
Monty: ...
Monty Green added Bellamy Blake to the chat
Bellamy: About time
Jasper: Murphy scared me
Monty: You could literally see that he was reading the messages
Harper: Yk what I'm gonna go to bed too
Harper: Night squad
Jasper: What's a night squad?
Jasper: Are they like the ghost busters?
Monty: Jasper go look out the window or something
Jasper: OHHHH is that where the night squad is????
Harper: Good luck with him
Harper: Gn <3
Monty: Good night :)
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A/N: Okay I kind of like this chapter a lot hehe. I hope you enjoyed and laughed a little (or a lot) (or not at all I mean do whatever you want)! Anyways, thank you so much for reading! <3
Side note - Rebecca is the best (you're welcome @tvdblakee)