(A/N: Before we start, I'm really sorry for not uploading for nearly 2 months! Test have been rather stressful and I also have other stories to write.)
(A/N: As an apology I made this chapter super long! Over 4000 words! I also added some noice pictures as a bonus!)
(A/N: Since I know some people just don't care and skip these, let's just get on with the story!)
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Y/n and Lala are both outside the school gates and waiting for Rito to show up.
Lala: Rito's really slow today. We're gonna be late at this rate.
Y/n: I mean can you really blame him? Unlike us he doesn't have wings, super speed or teleportation.
Peke: He seems to have locked himself in the bathroom.
Y/n: Okay, I've got nothing for that. That's just being careless.
Lala: I guess there's no choice then...
Y/n: What are you planning?
Lala reaches into her bag and pulls out another one of her gadgets. It had a magnet for a head and had a body. Lala then activated it.
Gadget: N! S! N! S! N! S!
Just then Haruna walked up to them.
Haruna: Good morning Lala. Hi Y/n.
Lala: Haruna! Good morning.
Y/n: Hello Haruna.
Suddenly the 3 hear screaming. They look to see where it was coming and spot Rito spiraling at them at high speeds. But that wasn't the worst part. The worst part was the fact that Rito's pants were down the entire time.
Haruna: EEHH?!?!
Gadget: N! S! N! S! N! S!
Just before Rito crashed into Haruna he was covered in a pink aura and suddenly stopped and was levitating. Lala's gadget then turned off and Rito fell to the ground. Haruna then noticed Rito still had his pants down so, she slapped him and ran into the school. Rito collapsed on to the pavement with a red hand mark on his face as puts his pants back on.
Rito: Oww!
Lala: Hey Y/n was it you that made Rito float?
Y/n: Guilty as charged. Anodite DNA is quite useful.
(A/N: In case you don't know what an Anodite is.)
Narrator: AUTHOR!!!
(A/N: I'm just trying to help!!!)
Narrator: No! The people are smart enough to just look it up!
(A/N: I'm just making easier for them. I want them to have a nice experience reading this)
Narrator: People aren't going to have a good experience if you keep breaking the fourth wall!
(A/N: Not true! People love them!)
Narrator: No, they don't.
(A/N: Hey it's not like your any better than me! It's because of you complaining like a little child that these things keep getting dragged on!)
Narrator: Why I oughta-!
(A/N: Just read out the story already)
Narrator: Hmph!
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Y/n's eyes glowed pink for a second before turning back to normal.
Lala: That's so cool!
Just then, Run arrived. She ran up to Y/n and hugged him causing the 2 to fall onto the floor.
Run: Hi Y/n!
Lala: Oh it's Ren!
Y/n: *chuckle*Hey Run. Next time warn me before you pin me to the floor, okay? Also Lala this is Run not Ren.
Run: Hehehe!
Lala: Oh my bad!
Run: I missed you so much, Y/n! I clearly remember the last we met. The way you carried me away like my prince in shining armor!
Run then quickly gives Y/n a kiss on the cheek. Almost everyone starts whispering among themselves. However there was one girl that was just appalled at their indecency. That wasn't the end of it though. Just then Saki Tenjōin who was in very revealing outfit arrived on the scene.
Saki: My apologies for intruding while you're busy. But you will have proper contest with me, Lala! If you refuse, I will make your fiance, Rito Yuuki my slave.
The girl who was appalled before looks at what she's wearing and what she just said, is now even more shocked than before. But it still wasn't over yet. Saki picked Rito up and shoved his face into her breast.
Lala: Rito?
The girl now having enough of it decided to step in.
???: Hold it, you heathens.
Everyone was confused at who this girl was.
???: It's still early in the morning! Control yourselves!
Lala: Who are you?
???: I'm in the same class as you, the head of the school's disciplinary committee, Yui Kotegawa. I've been over looking your actions up until now, but my patience has reached it's limits. Your actions are greatly disturbing the moral order of this school. And if I don't see an improvement in your conduct, then I'll be taking measures of my own!
The girl announced pointing at Y/n, Run, Rito and Lala. Rito was surprised but Y/n was actually expecting this.
Y/n: I was wondering when Yui was going to finally step in. Though I wonder what she will do if we don't straighten up.
Yui then pointed at Saki and her gang of friends. She closed her eyes and started ratting them out as well.
Yui: You 3 as well. Even if you're from another class, on top of your salacious actions, what you're wearing is-
Rito: Woah!
Yui was then interrupted by Rito yell so she opened her eyes to see Saki shoving Rito's head back into her boobs. Run witnessing that had an idea. Run then shoved Y/n's head into her boobs, making him blush and confused.
Yui: Hey! Listen to me!
Run stood up about to confront Yui until she sneezed causing smoke to appear. When the smoke cleared it revealed Ren still in Run's uniform.
Ren: Huh? AAAAHHHH!!!!!
Ren jumped back and accidentally bumped into Lala.
Ren: Lala! I'm sorry.
Lala: Hmmmm
Ren: Huh?
Lala: Ren your outfit is so cute.
Ren looked down and saw that he was in a girl's uniform and immediately reddened. He tried to cover up the best he could.
Ren: Don't look! Don't look!
Ren flailed his hands at Lala's face trying to make her look away but instead he made Peke fall of Lala.
Peke: Hey!
Just as that happened another cloud of smoke appeared.
Yui: Again? Geez!
However when the smoke cleared this time it revealed a naked Lala. Yui not able to handle what just happened, fainted.
Lala: Yui!
Timeskip brought to you by chibi Ren trying to find a male uniform
In class
Yui's POV
Y/n L/n and Yuuki Rito. They're the primary cause of everything. Sexual lust, disgrace, impure relationships and even forbidden love revolve around them. Every possible shameless thing is attracted to them. The 2 have fooled numerous female students causing them to become twisted and without a doubt stray from public moral standards!
I shake my head repeatedly.
Boys... They're all good for nothing.
Timeskip brought to you by chibi Yui glaring at chibi Rito and chibi Y/n
I was walking through the corridor inspecting if anyone was doing anything shameless when I spotted him, Yuuki Rito. He was just casually walking with that new transfer student.
Yuuki Rito, I shall protect this school from your and Y/n's demonic hands. I walk by them when I noticed also notice Y/n enter the nurse's office.
I just continue walking to the disciplinary headquarters preparing for our meeting to straighten the school from their shameful behavior. I enter the headquarters and wait for the rest of the members to arrive. When they finally arrived I explain to them my plan to cleanse the school.
Yui: Listen up everyone! If this continues, the school's image will fall to ruin. Now is the time to stand up! Review public morals! Uphold the rules! We must bring back the sound school life! The time has come for order and stability! I will definitely bring back the image of an enjoyable school. I've already gotten the votes and support from the faculty so who's with me!
The next day
No One's POV
The school has heavily enforced their rules, now having bag checks before students can enter the school, metal detectors and multiple new regulations. The disciplinary committee members are going so far to even separating people that are different in gender.
Yui: All right, everyone! From now on, please strictly follow these regulations which the disciplinary committee has created.
Rito: Wh-what is this?
Y/n: This is certainly interesting.....
With the girls
Risa: When they say clothes befitting students, do they mean this?
Risa is talking about the huge increase of length of their skirts.
Mio: How many years ago did girls wear this?
Lala: You all seem quite down.
Risa: These clothes and inspections on everything we carry is just a bit to much. Not to mention this was pretty sudden so it just makes it even more annoying.
Mio: Short skirts sure felt a lot better.
Lala: So you want short skirts? Okay then! Leave it to me!
Lala pulls out another one of her gadgets.
Mio: Lala, what is that?
Lala: An all-purpose tool.
Lala then quickly made mini versions of Peke.
Lala: And done! Give it a try!
However just as they were about to take them one was snatched away by Yui.
Yui: Hey! Don't bring items unrelated to schoolwork to school.
Lala: Give it back, Yui.
Yui: Don't casually address me by my first name. Seriously, bringing in something like this. What even is it?
The mini peke than started glowing as Yui's clothes began to change into something more revealing.
The boys in the area were loving the sight they were getting. Yui looked down to see what she was wearing and became embarrassed immediately.
Yui: Hey what just happened to me!?
Lala: Allow me to explain! By using this simple Peke badge you can make your uniform shorter!
Risa: Eeeeeehhhh
Mio: As expected from Lala! I don't really get how it works but it seems science overseas is progressing fast!
Yui grabs Lala's shoulder and begins shaking her.
Yui: Just change me back already!
However due to all the shaking another one of Lala's gadget fell out of her pocket. It was the same gadget magnet gadget from before.
Gadget: N! S! N! S! N! S!
Rito: AAAAHHHH!!!
The girls then see Rito charging down the hallway with Y/n running after him.
Rito: My body is moving on it's own!!! Get out of the way!
Y/n: Geez Lala, what are you doing now....
Y/n saw that Rito was about to crash into Yui so he grabbed Rito's shirt and tries to stop him but it was to late. Y/n and Rito crashed into Yui. Yui still a bit dazed felt some weight on her chest area. She looked down and saw Y/n's head was actually laying on her chest. Her face is now even redder than before.
Yui: Shameless!
Yui slapped Y/n on the face before storming off to the principal's office.
The next day
In class
Teacher: Before I start homeroom, Rito Yuuki and Y/n L/n.
Rito and Y/n: Yes?
Teacher: Because you have disturbed public morals on school grounds, you are suspended for 2 weeks.
Rito: Huh!?
Y/n: I mean I'm gonna be leaving pretty soon so....
Teacher: No wait.... You're suspended from talking to girls for 2 weeks. That is your punishment.
Rito: What the heck?
Y/n: Wait what...
Teacher: That's what it says.
Y/n: Teacher I have a few questions.
Teacher: Yes?
Y/n: First of all does this include members of faculty?
Teacher: It doesn't specify.
Y/n: Okay then do you who decided this?
Teacher: If I remember correctly, it was Yui Kotegawa...
Y/n: Thank you teacher.
Y/n then turned towards Yui who had a smug look on her face.
Y/n: So Yui does this rule apply to faculty members?
Yui: I guess since you need more specification I'll allow this. To answer your question it does.
Y/n: Okay then. Well I hope you'll send a message to Ms. Mikado afterwards then.
Yui: Hm? Why is that?
Y/n: I did have a meeting with her today but since of my suspension I'll need you to send her a message. I'll give it you after class, is that alright?
Yui: What business do you have with the school nurse?
Y/n: You can ask her that when you deliver the message. I doubt you'd believe my words. So do you agree to help?
Yui: Fine. Though you won't be in this classroom, so you'll have to wait until lunch.
Y/n: Hmmm. Very Well.
Y/n and Rito were escorted out of class by 2 disciplinary officers. The 2 were then brought in a classroom that only had 2 tables with a border around them. There wasn't even a teacher. The 2 of them just shrugged and took a seat.
Rito: Why is this happening?
Y/n: I mean at least I'm here with you.
Rito: Seriously, now I know I would be dead without you.
Y/n: That sounds gay.
Rito: You know what I meant!
Y/n: I'm just playing around.
Y/n then began writing a letter.
Rito: So what business do you have with the nurse?
Y/n already finishing his letter thanks to his super speed, simply responded with.
Y/n: I guess I can tell you. She's an alien too.
Rito: How many aliens are there on Earth!?
Y/n: Geez, stop yelling, People can hear you.
Rito: Sorry...
Y/n: They didn't even bother assigning us a teacher. Might as well give us a real suspension.
Rito: Yeah, there's nothing to do.
Y/n: Wanna see what Mikan is doing?
Rito: That's pretty random. Also how are we gonna do that?
Y/n: For one we have nothing to do and it was the first thought that came to mind. Secondly, I'm an alien remember.
Rito: What kind of an alien are you?
Y/n: A very powerful one.
Rito: I'll pass. Feels weird to spy on my little sister.
Lunch Time
One of the students that escorted them in came into the room. He looked more fit than most of the males in the school.
Student: *high-pitched*President told me you had something you needed to give to her.
Rito was surprised that the boy had such a squeaky voice compared to his buff body. Y/n just casually handed him the letter.
Y/n: Here.
Student: *high-pitched*You aren't surprised by my voice?
Y/n gave a confused look.
Y/n: Why would I be? Everyone has their differences. I'm not one to judge.
Student: *high-pitched*Heh, that's a first. I don't know why prez is so keen on keeping you here but your a good kid.
Y/n: Thanks. You should probably head back now.
Student: *high-pitched*Right! Bye!
The student exited the room.
Rito: You really are nice to everyone aren't you?
Y/n: Not really. I just speak what's on my mind. Plus, I've let out plenty of anger in the past.
Before Rito could question him any further a few of their classmates including Saruyama decided to hang out right outside their classroom but before Rito could call them they suddenly cheered.
Saruyama: Yeah! Now that Rito can't talk to girls, it's my chance to get closer to Lala!
Other students: Yeah!
Together: Lala!
They immediately ran off to Lala. Rito laid his head on the table dejected.
Rito: Why do they have it good when I have it bad.
Y/n: So your finally admitting your feelings for Lala.
Rito: I'm still not sure about that...
Y/n: Sure~ Whatever you say~
Rito: Hey!
Y/n: *chuckles*
Rito stands up and looks out at the open window to see Lala surrounded by a bunch of guys. Rito unknowingly made slightly sad face which Y/n noticed and smirked at.
End of school
Y/n and Rito exit the classroom after a non-productive day. The 2 start heading for the exit. Rito had a depressed look on him.
Y/n: Hey buddy you okay?
Rito: I.... don't know.... I'm just a little stressed out I think.
Y/n: Want to take the scenic route home?
Rito: Yeah, I need a break.
Yui who was looking at them from a far heard their conversation and decided to follow them after seeing Rito's depressed look. The 3 exit the school and walk to the recreational district in town. The 2 boys stop at the cinema.
Y/n: Wanna watch a movie? My treat.
Rito: Sure.
They go into the cinema while Yui follows them with a bit guilt seeing how Y/n and Rito are acting. When the 3 got tickets Yui sat behind Y/n while he sat next to Rito.
Movie: You are a kind person. You cannot say farewell to me, so I shall so farewell to you. Adieu!
Rito begins crying.
Yui: He cries during these scenes?
Y/n: You've never been good with these kinds of movies, have you?
Rito: *sniff* Quiet, I'm trying watch.
When the movie ended the 2 boys exited the cinema and spotted and old lady with an enormous bag, struggling to go across the road. Y/n immediately rushed over to help the old lady carry her bag across the road. Due to his alien strength it wasn't a problem for him.
Old Lady: Thank you for your help.
Y/n: It's no problem really.
Old Lady: All youngins your age should learn a thing or two from you.
Y/n: Oh, the irony....
While Y/n was helping the old lady, Rito gave CPR to someone who got the wind knocked-out of them after getting into a car crash, effectively saving the person's life. Yui stares at the both of them, now feeling more guilt than before. When that was over Y/n and Rito had to split up since Y/n still had some business there. When they separated Yui decided to follow Y/n. Y/n walked over and entered a cafe.
Yui: A cafe? Why is he going there?
Yui followed him inside to see him getting a drink from the counter and walking to a table. Her not trying to look suspicious she did what any impostor would do and faked her task- I mean she walked in and ordered a drink herself and sat down at a table where she was in ear-shot of Y/n's table.
Another person entered and Yui could recognize the person immediately.
It was the school nurse, Ryouko Mikado. She was wearing what she usually wore at school minus the lab coat. She was also holding a clipboard but there was something off about it.
She walked to Y/n's table.
Ryouko: Mind if I take a seat?
Y/n: I did kinda invite you here so go ahead.
Mikado gives out a small smile before taking a seat.
Ryouko: I heard about your little predicament. How unfortunate.
Y/n: Don't remind me. Let's just get onto business shall we?
Yui: Is this about....
Flashback
Yui was walking to the nurse's office to deliver Y/n's letter to her. But that wasn't all she was going to do. She was going to interrogate the school nurse on why she and Y/n would have a meeting. She reached the infirmary and knocked on the door.
Ryouko: Come in.
Yui opened the door and walked in.
Yui: Excuse me.
Ryouko: Hm? What does the head of the disciplinary committee want with me? You don't seem to be sick or injured.
Yui: I came to give you this letter *shows letter* and I have a few questions I need you to answer.
Ryouko: Oh I see!*takes the letter* Mind telling whose this from first?
Yui: It's from Y/n L/n.
Ryouko: Ah! Is it about his suspension?
Yui: That I do not know. I didn't see read its contents.
Ryouko: I suppose I'll read it later. Now what question did you want to ask me.
Yui: Right. Firstly, what is your relationship with Y/n?
Ryouko: That's an interesting question. Well to make a long story short, we knew each other before I got a job here. We're ...............close acquaintances.
Yui: Hm. What kind of business does he have with you anyways?
Ryouko: That's..... private.
Yui: And why is that?
Ryouko: I don't believe I'm obliged to answer that, even if your part of the disciplinary committee.
Yui: I suppose so...
Ryouko: I think you've over stayed your welcome.
Ryouko lightly pushes Yui out of the office before closing the door on her.
End of Flashback
Yui: Let's see what their business together is.
Ryouko hands over her clipboard to Y/n and for some reason he begins tapping on it like it was a screen.
Y/n: It seems you've getting a lot of visits from... him...
Ryouko: He's surprisingly clumsy for his job.
Y/n: Is it?
Yui: Who are they talking about?
Ryouko: I suppose if you know him personally, it wouldn't.
Y/n: Though I do see you've been using a lot of rolls of bandages and gauze. Let me guess, restraints?
Ryouko: You have no idea.
Y/n: You know you could get some bandages from the Thep Khufan. Their really durable and flexible. The only thing is to make sure to clean off any forms of corrodium.
Ryouko: I wouldn't risk bringing corrodium to Earth. You do remember what happens to Earthlings, heck all natural life, when they are exposed to it right? Not to mention it's extremely expensive to afford.
Y/n: Fair enough.
Yui: What are they talking about? Thep Khufan? Corrodium? What are those?
Y/n: So how is your experience here so far?
Ryouko: It's certainly interesting.
Y/n: I mean Earth is definitely different than most planets.
Yui: Wait what?
Ryouko: I was surprised to see that there was level 3 and even some level 4 technology here, even though Earth is classified as a level 2 planet.
Y/n: Earth definitely had birthed a few geniuses every now and then. Though none of them could compare to a regular Galvan or Cerebralcrustacean.
Yui: They're talking like their not from Earth or something. What is happening right now?
Ryouko: By the way, I heard you visited Deviluke again. How was it?
Y/n: Like usual, not much different besides Lala not being there.
Yui: Lala? Isn't she the new exchange student?
Ryouko: What about the other 2?
Y/n: Nana is still opening up to me while Momo.... She's still the same.
Ryouko: You are a really lucky person you know that.
Y/n:Why would you say that?
Ryouko: Are you being serious right now?
Y/n: ....Yes?
Ryouko: Do you know how many people would kill to be you? You personally know the entire Deviluke royal family, have a good relationship with them and rumor has it that one likes you.
Y/n: If you put it that way than I guess I'm pretty lucky, though I don't think anyone would want to be me.
Ryouko: I suppose if anyone knew your..... trauma, they definitely wouldn't want to be you.
Yui: Trauma? What has he been through?
Y/n: Please just stop. I don't even think about that time anymore.
Ryouko: Sure.
Yui having enough decided to stand up, walk over to them and try to interrogate them.
Yui: You 2!
Y/n: Oh hey Yui.
Ryouko: Hello Miss Kotegawa.
Yui: Spare me the formalities when we're out of school. We have more pressing matters.
Y/n: We do?
Yui: Yes, we do. Firstly, what was all that mumbo jumbo you two were talking about?
Y/n: Well he's a youtuber with an amazing mustache and a redstone maniac.
(A/N: CUT!!!)
Narrator: What is it now?
(A/N: Don't play coy with me!)
Narrator: What did I do?
(A/N: What do you mean "What did I do"?! You purposely went off script!)
Narrator: Well in my defense, you did tell me to be more creative in your BNHA story which everyone reading this should definitely check out. While the readers are there they should also check out the Trinity Seven story.
(A/N: ................Are you seriously doing a plug right now?)
Narrator: Yes, I am.
(A/N: *sigh* Just read the part of the script correctly.
Narrator: Fine.
Take 2
Action!
Y/n: Oh. You heard all that. Well...
Y/n looks into Yui's eyes and proceeds to remove her memories about their conversation. Yui stands there in a trance until Y/n removed it but he didn't forge new ones so Yui was confused on why she was suddenly in front of them.
Y/n: Hey Yui, so what did you want to talk about?
Yui: Huh?
Y/n: You said you wanted to say something.
Y/n lied trying to confuse her into leaving but instead he got another result.
Yui: Uh... Well I wanted to apologize to you.
Y/n: Eh?
Y/n had only the removed Yui's memories about his conversation with Ryouko, but he didn't know about her stalking him. Since Yui was confused she just said what first popped into her head.
Yui: I thought you and Rito were the cause of all the misconduct at our school but now I know that I was wrong. I'm sorry.
Yui bows down.
Y/n: Uh.... Sure, I forgive you.
Yui: Don't worry about your suspension either. I'll make sure that you and Rito are cleared.
Y/n: Thanks, I guess.
Yui then leaves the cafe to get away from the awkward situation.
Ryouko: Well, that was something.
Y/n: Your telling me.
Ryouko: Did you...?
Y/n: Nope. I just erased her memories.
Ryouko: Well I think this just proves how lucky you are.
Y/n: Guess it does though I'm leaving literally in 2 days so.
Ryouko: Hey at least you get some more time with the Deviluke royalty.
Y/n: Hopefully nothing crazy will happen.
Ryouko: I doubt it.
Y/n: Please don't jinx it.
Ryouko: Hehehe.
Y/n then suddenly twitched as a weird sound begins emanating from behind Y/n's seat.
???: N! S! N! S! N! S!
Y/n: It seems I am being called upon so.... later.
Y/n backflips off his seat to find himself at the cubicle just behind him and in Haruna's lap.
Y/n: WHO SUMMONED ME!
Y/n's scream surprised most of the people there who he recognized as they were his classmates. Lala, Run, Haruna, Risa, Mio and Saruyama
Lala and Run: Y/n!
Y/n: Hey~
Y/n gives a small wave. He then looks at where he's sitting than looks at a blushing Haruna.
Y/n: It seems our roles have been reversed.
Haruna blushes even more and tries to say something just continues to stutter.
Haruna: I-I-I-
Y/n: You okay there Haruna? You looking really red.
Haruna covers her face with her hands trying to hide her face.
Y/n: Cute... Though why is she blushing? If I remember correctly, for humans, blushing can be caused by emotional stress, embarrassment, shyness, anger or..... what was that last one again? Oh right love! Hm, I wonder which one Haruna's experiencing...
As Y/n was in deep thought another person came rolling in. It was Rito.
Rito: AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
When he finally stopped he crashed into the table and his eyes were spinning signalling he had passed out.
Lala: Rito! Your finally here!
Lala ran up to Rito and hugged his unconscious body. However, Run noticed how close Haruna and Y/n were and got a bit jealous. Since she was sitting next to Haruna, she pulled on Y/n's head making his head go on her lap. This snapped Y/n out of his inner thoughts.
Y/n: Huh? Run? What is this for?
Run: We called you here to cheer you up since the suspending thing.
Y/n gives a smile.
Y/n: Thanks. I appreciate it.
Run turns slightly red but still gives a cute grin. Haruna notices this and realizes she has yet another rival. The 2 look at each other and both give a smile but unknown to the people watching them, both held a lot of malice.
Y/n: They seem to be getting along.
Y/n was both wrong and right. Perhaps he'll finally learn more about emotions and romance with his next visit at Deviluke... Only time will tell...
(A/N: Hope you guys enjoyed! Next time Y/n will be going to Deviluke though some drama might be going on and and 'old' face might show up.)