Player: WELCOME TO THE COUPLES RAP BATTLE
Player: IN THE BLUE AND PINK CORNER WE HAVE BDAY AND ROSE
player: IN THE LIME AND PIRPLE CORNER WE HAVE ENGINEER AND GNOME
Player: AND WE HAVE BLUE, DROPPING THE BEAT
blue: *starts to beatbox*
player: LET THE RAP BATTLE BEGIN
Bday: god, your so strange
Bday: why don't you watch and learn for a change
Bday: but no, you decide to sit and slobber
Bday: but I bet engineer taste like mould and rubber
Rose: at least we were together from the start
Rose: and we've never actually been seen apart
Rose: hugging and kissing is that all you do?
Rose: but seriously, should I call a therapist for you two?
Engineer: wow, you guys really are plain
Engineer: sitting and smiling, your driving me insane
Engineer: why don't you just come, and let me learn a lesson
Engineer: oh wait, your both such airheads, you show no expression
Gnome: hugging and kissing, yeah, that's what we do
Gnome: I've never seen you guys actually do it too
Gnome: do you even love each other at this point?
Gnome: like wow, me and engi are basically conjoint
Bday: of course we love each other now
Bday: but I think it's time to take your final bow
Bday: when you decided with your pea sized brain
Bday: it would be fine to lose again
Rose: at least we don't rub it in everyone's face
Rose: that there're all single in this place
Rose: and when did you think it'll be fun
Rose: to love each other and then tell everyone
Rose: but really you both came out of nowhere
Rose: and then decide to have this random affair
Engineer: oh so that's really all you can say?
Engineer: you both blabber blabber it makes me want to pray
Engineer: your whole personality is to have each other
Engineer: But bday, you act more like a big brother
Gnome: you don't report his body when he died
Gnome: you just sat there, and cried and cried
Gnome: and until the 16th episode you were declined
Gnome: probably because your just as weak as all of us combined
Gnome: *mic drop*
Yes, I did just make up the whole rap right now
And yes, I am kinda proud of myself
Tell me who you think won in the comments
Bye