And we ish back with another amazing part to da story! Hope u guys like it! -Cali-Chan
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-Third Person's P.O.V.-
Slowly the Akatsuki had gathered in the room, Sasori and Deidara being the first ones in there. Michiko smiled at everyone while Lizzie hugged her teddy bear feeling a little scared. Soon Pein entered the room and looked at the girls.
"Pein what are we gonna do? We can't just kick them out, by the looks of it they're only four." Konan half begged.
"Who were the first two to see these girls?" Pein asked.
"Me and Deidara." Sasori stated.
Sasori told Pein and everyone how they just showed up on the door step after he heard a poof noise. The Akatsuki may be S-rank criminals but how could they turn down two little girls that needed their help?
"Sasori you will take care of Michiko and Deidara you will take care of Lizzie. I'll figure out a way how to get them home." Pein said and walked away before the two could argue.
"We should probably feed them, they might be hungry." Konan said offering her help. "Are you two hungry?" Konan then asked the girls.
"Yeah!" Michiko said happily and Sasori shrugged picking her up and heading to the kitchen.
Deidara walked over to Lizzie but she ran and hid behind the couch feeling scared. Deidara sighed and poofed behind the couch picking Lizzie up and she pushed on his chest trying to get down. Deidara sighed again thinking he got the stubborn one. He didn't even know the half of it. But that didn't mean Michiko was all obedient. The toddlers were just getting started.
Sasori set Michiko in a high chair while waiting for Konan to finish cooking mac and cheese. Konan had poofed up two high chairs easily from her secret closet of baby stuff for when Pein and her had finally decided to have kids. Deidara soon came in and set Lizzie in the other high chair.
Konan set two bowls of mac and cheese down for them and they ate happily. When Michiko was done she smiled and pushed her bowl off the table.
"Done!" Michiko said with a smile, covered in mac and cheese.
"Geez...you need a bath.." Sasori said and Michiko shook her head.
"Nu uh!"
"Yeah huh." Sasori said and picked up Michiko.
She squirmed and struggled and even screamed, doing everything she could to keep from getting that bath.
"No! Noooo~!"
Sasori stopped to ask Konan if she had a bathing suit or something for Michiko to wear. Even though she was just a child he'd rather not see a little girl naked. Konan nodded and took Michiko to get dressed while Sasori went ahead to the bathroom to start the bath.
Meanwhile, Deidara had lost Lizzie. All he did was set her down from the high chair and she and her little teddy bear ran off. Lizzie found the cookie jar and grabbed the whole thing before running and hiding in the closet to eat her cookies.
"Lizzie? Lizzie where did you go hm?!"
When Michiko's bath was ready and she was in a little swim suit, Konan hand Michiko over to Sasori. He took Michiko to the bathroom and closed and locked the door before going to the bath and checking the temperature. Michiko somehow managed to open the door and run out when he wasn't looking.
"No bath!"
Deidara opened the closet door and found Lizzie at last. She had cookie crumbs all over her face and by the looks of it she had eaten a little more than half of the cookies.
"Ah ha! Found ya un!"
Lizzie's eyes widened and she grabbed her teddy and the cookie jar before running away again, obviously fearing Deidara from shouting that he had found her.
"Wait un! Come back!" Deidara shouted and ran after Lizzie again.
Tobi gasped when he saw Lizzie running away with his cookies and started chasing her to.
"Come back with Tobi's cookies!!!"
When Lizzie finally stopped she had dropped the cookie jar on the floor. Deidara and Tobi walked around her to look at her face. As soon as Tobi picked up the cookie jar Lizzie puked up cookie bits and mac and cheese from eating too much and running.
"Ah sick un!"
"Ewwwie!"
Lizzie puked again and Deidara carefully picked her up thinking she was done throwing up. Boy did he think wrong. Lizzie first puked on Deidara and then herself. When Lizzie was finally done puking she started crying from the sticky gross feeling on her skin, making Deidara panic.
"Please don't cry un!" Deidara pleaded but it didn't help the situation at all.
While Deidara and Tobi were figuring out this whole mess, Sasori passed by looking for Michiko.
"Sasori my man! Help!"
"Fine, first admit art is eternal." Sasori stated simply.
"Fuck no!"
"Good luck then." Sasori said before leaving.
He looked all over the base but still couldn't find the little red head. Little did he know she was hiding under Kisame's bed.
"Hey kid, what are you doing under there?"
"Hiding, shh~"
"From who?"
"Sasowi." Michiko said looking around under the bed.
The Akatsuki members had introduced their names when they all gathered in the living room. Michiko's eyes landed on a magazine with a pretty looking girl on the cover. She reached over and picked it up then opened it still hiding under the bed. She turned it towards Kisame and pointed at one of the pictures.
"Why is she nakwed?"
Kisame's eyes widened as he snatched the magazine from the toddler's hands.
"That's not for little kids!"
Sasori must of heard because he was soon in Kisame's room. He pulled Michiko from under the bed and picked her up to take her back to the bathroom. Kisame was more worried about weather Sasori would notice Michiko saw the magazine than helping Michiko get away.
Sasori finally got Michiko in the bath but she started hyperventilating and freaking out causing Sasori to panic. He tried calming her down and distracting her with toys but it wasn't working. Michiko really did NOT like water. Finally Sasori put bubbles in the tub to hide the water and made Michiko calm back down.
Sasori then started cleaning off all the mac and cheese and helped clean her up. Michiko splashed him every now and then but was mostly a good girl. While Sasori was bathing Michiko, Deidara had Lizzie in another bathroom in the bath. Deidara didn't really mind or care weather she had a swim suit on or not so Lizzie was nude.
"Someting wicked me!" Lizzie yelled and Deidara's eyes widened.
Deidara kept cleaning Lizzie but had to scold his hand mouths every once in awhile. When he was done he dried off Lizzie and took her to Konan so she could dress her while he went and showered off all the puke. Tobi was the one who had to clean up all the barf in the living room.
Soon Michiko and Lizzie were in there pjs and ready for bed. Since Sasori was in his puppet body he didn't feel tired at all. Therefore he put Michiko to sleep in his bed. She put up a bit of a fight, being too stubborn to sleep but went to bed anyway. Deidara thought he'd take the couch so he let Lizzie take his bed.
Lizzie had eventually fallen asleep but Michiko was wide awake laying in bed. Sasori was working on a few puppets in the basement while Deidara was in the living room. Deidara turned on the TV and started watching porn while the other Akatsuki members were sleeping. Michiko hopped out of bed and went to th living room hearing something.
She snuck behind the couch with a fun idea in mind. She then hopped up from behind the couch.
"Boo!" Michiko yelled and Deidara jumped, quickly pausing the TV. "What wewe they doing?"
Deidara gulped thinking Sasori would kill him as Michiko pointed to the TV.
"They were um..." Deidara trailed off and Michiko tilted her head.
Just when it seemed like things couldn't get any worse for Deidara, it did. Sasori had come upstairs looking for a tool and instead found Deidara and Michiko in a room with porn on the TV. A dark evil aura surrounded Sasori making Deidara a bit afraid. He picked up Michiko and had one of his puppets break the TV.
"Kakuzu! Deidara destroyed the TV!" Sasori yelled before going to put Michiko back to bed.
Right when Kakuzu came out with a baseball bat and tired look a familiar voice was calling.
"Deidawa~!"
'What now un?' Deidara thought going back to his room, mostly to avoid Kakuzu.
Lizzie was standing on the floor holding her teddy bear. Her pj pants looked a bit wet and she had a sad look on her face.
"What un?"
"I wet my bed." Lizzie said simple and Deidara looked over at the bed.
He lift up the cover and moved it to the side to find a big pee stain in the middle of the bed making him sigh.
"You wet my bed, that's just great un.." Deidara said and Lizzie started to cry, not liking the sticky cold wet feeling from her pants.
Deidara sighed and took her to the bathroom to clean her up, then he got her in some new pjs and had Konan help out with replacing the sheets. When Lizzie was all cleaned up, Deidara put her in bed and put the covers over her. Just as Deidara was about to leave though, something else happened.
"Wait~ What about good night huggies?"
Deidara rolled his eyes before giving her a quick hug. He turned off the light and was about to leave and shut the door when..
"Deidawa?"
"What is it now un?"
"I'm scawed..Can I have a night wight?"
"Ummm..One second un."
Deidara went to Tobi's room and knocked on the door. When it opened he was soon greeted by a sleepy Tobi rubbing the eye hole in his mask.
"What does Sempai want?"
"I need a night light un. Lizzie doesn't like the dark."
"Okie dokie, Tobi has the perfect light for Lizzie-Chan!"
Tobi went back into his room and came back out holding a unicorn night light with a little rainbow on it. Deidara rose an eyebrow at Tobi but took it anyway and went to plug it in his wall. Lizzie finally fell asleep, allowing Deidara to go back to the living room to do the same.