Random guy
Me and my girlfriend were having nice lunch at our favorite cafe. We got seats close to the back because it's much cooler back here. The waiter just gave us our meals.
"How's your salad babe?"
"Great how's your burger?"
"Good. Hey isn't that Karrueche and Chris brown?"
She looked back and did this weird high pitch gasp. "Oh my god it is. Baby let's a picture with them."
"Um they don't look picture ready babe." they both had these twisted looks on their faces.
They weren't holding hands or acting like a couple. Well there was talk of them breaking up but some blog is always saying that. The waiter sat them right behind us. I know they were here on business from the first sentence that came from karrueche mouth.
"Can we make this quick I don't need anyone snapping pictures and blogs getting up our asses again."
An idea sparked in my head. Taking out my phone going to the recording app I hold it close to them.
Chris:don't be like that baby
Kae:don't call me that
Chris:*sigh* ok I'll just get right to it. I want you back
Kae:*laughs* if we're here to do the "I love you we've been threw so much and can't end it this way" thing again I'm not for it. You've really hit me hard this time Chris.
Chris:she's not mine tho Nia tried playing me with fake results but I had my doctor do one to and got the truth. We can just go back to before all this shit happened
Kae:it's not that easy Chris. You slept with a friend of mine during a break we were on which I should remind you was because you cheated again.
Chris:no you thought I was cheating and said you needed space which I gave you. I told you I've been trying my ultimate best to stay loyal to you.
Kae:I don't understand why it's so hard for you to be loyal. I am what's different about you?
Chris:I don't know maybe millions of dollars or me being a celebrity
Kae:bullshit Chris you've been in this business for ten years and you still don't know how to resist a hoe? Bullshit.
Chris:ok I deserve that-
Kae:you deserve a lot more but I'm not trying to cause anymore drama than we already have.
Chris:oh really then what the hell was that interview last week? If you didn't want drama you shouldn't listen to that snake you call a manger.
Kae:so what you can say whatever pops into the light bulb head and I'm just suppose to stay in my corner and not say anything? Look where that got me everyone thinks I'm some doormat who lets you do whatever you want and I'm fine with it. I'm not and every time some rumor comes out I'm the one they come at not you me!
Chris:I can't help that but every time you say something it backfires or that slippery mole manger of yours says some shit to make you look bad. You should really fire him. He's only making you look like some fame hungry gold digger.
Kae:do you think I am? *silence* Wow ok. You should know if I was just fame hungry I would've chose someone with less baggage. I'm with you because I'm crazy in love with your crazy ass.
Chris:I don't think your fame hungry babe but really get rid of Jacob.
Kae:I'm looking for a new manager so when I do I'll fire him. Don't move this to me it's still on you
Chris:ok this has gone completely left I asked you ok so we can properly make up
*Silence*
Kae:I wish things were still like in 11. No one cared about me or my opinions, hoes weren't all in your face, rumors were numbered. I just want old us back.
Chris:it was all my fault.....
Kae:no it was that crazy ex of yours.
*silence*
Chris:are you gonna give me another chance?
Kae:I've run out of chances to give you Chris this baby scare was just a limit. I just think we should call it a quits.
Chris:kae don't say that please...I love you karrueche
Kae:I love you to but I need to love me more. lets just go our separate ways and if we are really meant to be....well meet up again and maybe this time for good.
Chris:what if one of us meets someone?
Kae:then the other will just have to accept it and move on.
Chris:you sure this is what you want?
Kae:Chris I'll always love you you will forever have a piece of my heart.
*silence*
Chris:ok. I love you Karrueche.
Kae:I love you to Chris.