Boruto pov
So we are having a family game night so tell me why my dad asked the most dumbest question.
" True or false Boruto " Naruto gives him the card
" True " Boruto says
" Are you a virgin ? " Naruto asks
" Are you dumb ? " hinata asks looking at him dumbfounded
" dad ? " Himawari bursts out laughing
" wait- that question was for Himawari " Naruto awkwardly says
" My girlfriend is pregnant with not one baby but possibly two babies so what you think ? " Boruto laughs
" What are y'all playing ? " Sarada comes in the room after taking a 10 hour nap
" this Dumbass game Himawari found on her phone " Kawaki rolls his eyes
" bitch " Himawari throws the water bottle at him
Boruto pov again
Anyways I just had to tell y'all that cause Wtf why would he ask that shit. So me and sarada are going to the doctor tomorrow to see if it's twins.
" BOLT " Sarada screams from the kitchen
" hm ? " Boruto runs to the kitchen
" I can't eat no chips " Sarada cries
" why not ? " Boruto looks confused
" because everything I eat is making me sick " Sarada cries on the floor
" It's ok baby just drink some water " Boruto tries his hardest not to laugh
" FUCK THAT WATER " Sarada screams
" Aw hell nah " Kawaki walks to his room laughing
See
" SHUT THE FUCK UP SCREAMING IN MY DAMN HOUSE KAWAKI " Hinata screams
" Now everyone is screaming ITS ALL MY FAULT " Sarada cries harder
" Shhs it's ok Sara " Boruto picks her up
" I wanna sleep " Sarada whispers
" ok lets go to sleep " Boruto whispers while walking up the stairs
" Awww they are too cute " Himawari laughs
" sarada was crying over chips ? " Naruto laughs
" I mean when you carrying babies inside you it's stressful I mean I was eating every second " Hinata said laying down
" what you mean by that ? " Naruto looks dumbfounded