dream. | park jisung

By _N4B1_

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{park jisung} "hi i'm minji..." in which lee minji is accidentally added to the dream group chat BEST RANKING... More

UNKNOWN
BABE
WTF
HELLO
JOHNNY
VIBRATO
127
LONELY
RAMEN
NCT
CUPCAKE
TOMORROW
BUNGEOPPANG
LOVE
REALLY
BESTIES
TURTLE
FALSE
DREAM
BOYS
TOGETHER
FACETIME
HANG
OPPA
TALK
APOLOGY
BACK
YOU
MEMES
CREEP
SMORT
SUSHI
STAY
OUT
BREAKFAST
POKEMON
ARM
SLEEP
HIGH
note
FEAR
PRETTY
NEVER
TRUTH
SCARY
note
REAL
OFFICIAL
DRY
LELE
KNOW
MOAN
MOTHER
BOREDOM
PHONE
SEDUCTION
ASS
RAIN
GIRL
note
GAMES
LAZY
HANGOVER
MINECRAFT
PUBLIC
PLANS
ONE
CHILLIN
WAVY
DRUNK
HAPPY
PAULINE
SQUISHY
COUSINS
REMEMBER
KISS
ENOUGH
note
GOLDFISH
VOICE
NEWS
PHONE
HI

HAIR

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DREAM

chenle
no but body hair is
gross

haechan
but like it isn't

mark
just coz you're bald
as a babies ass and
want everyone to
think you just shave
really well chenle

jaemin
not to mention you
be walking around
looking like a whole
piece of paper too

chenle
now that's just racist

jaemin
we're all the same
race dumbass

chenle
whatever your mums
hot

jaemin
you take that back

chenle
no bitch haha

haechan
NOW HES CRYING
GOOD JOB PVA GLUE

chenle
JUST BECAUSE
YOURE ALL TAN AF
DOESNT MEAN YOU
CAN BULLY ME

mark
yes it does

chenle
AAAAAHHHHH

me
wtf is going on

me
why is chenle white

me
and jaemin is racist?

me
we're all the same race
tho?

me
oh that was cleared up
already

me
anyways wtf goes on

mark
chenle is trying to
convince us that
body hair is gross

me
weird topic

me
but i'll accept it

me
and it kinda is

me
just depends on your
preferences tho i guess

jeno
THATS WHAT IVE
BEEN TRYING TO
SAY

haechan
shut up all you do
is defend jaemin

jeno
fuck you

haechan
WOAH AGGRESSION

me
holy fuck what did i
walk into

renjun
it feels like i've
walked in on my
parents having sex
this is so uncomfy

me
EW I DID THAT ONCE
PLEASE I HAVE
FLASHBACKS ABOUT
IT NOW

renjun
i am so sorry

mark
EW PARENT SEX

jaemin
GROSS WE ALL CAME
FROM PENISES

haechan
EWWWWW STOOOPPP

chenle
HOW WERE WE
TLKING ABOUT MY
PASTY LEGS AND
NOW PARENT SEX
THIS IS SO WEIRD

me
EWWWW THE
MEMORIES NOOO

mark
bro i think minji has
ptsd

me
IM PRETTY SURE I DO

me
AND IT WASNT EVEN
MY DAD THAT WAS
WITH HER THAT
MAKES IT WORSE

chenle
your mum cheated
on your dad?

me
WITH OUR NEIGHBOUR
AND HE WAS LIKE
FIFTY SOMETHING
WITH ARTHRITIS AND
AN STD OR SMTH

jaemin
aren't stds contagious
and like incurable

me
he didn't actually have
an std but i like to think
he did and that my mum
got it and that's why she
left my dad so he
wouldn't get it

me
you know pretend she
meant well when she
was actually just a
gold digger

me
old man was jACKed
tf up he had a whole
chain of huge
electronic companies
under his ass

me
but i think he was also
running a meth lab

me
also he smoked a LOT
of weed

mark
isn't it illegal in korea

me
oh i'm from minnesota

mark
WHTA

haechan
YOURE NOT EVEN FROM
KOREA

me
lmao no

jisung
hello

jisung
YOURE FROM
MINNESOTA

me
yes

me
also hi

jisung
i just read back through
the convo and wtf

me
what were we even
talking about

renjun
DONT EWAD BACK

me
OMG IM HAVING
MORE FLASHBACKS
JDKSNERBNSSNANW

jeno
bro minji's done for

me
EW AND I SAW HIS
WHOLE FKN ASSHOLE
TOO EEWWEWWWEEW

me
I THINK IM GONNA
PUKE

mark
EW

haechan
ew don't do that

me
so i actually threw up

me
that was really gross

me
anyone got gum my
mouth kinda icky

jaemin
yh i do

me
can i have a piece

jaemin
yh sure come get it

me
nvm i found some

mark
im sorry can we run
back to you being
american and not
TELLING ANYONE

me
i didn't think it was
important

me
but yh i'm from
minnesota and i
moved to korea
when i was ten
with my dad and my
brothers

jisung
older or younger

me
i have four brothers
and they're all older
than me

jisung
shit

chenle
oop you better not
fuck up boy

jeno
yh you'll have them and
yuta on your ass

me
lmao no they may be
large but whenever i
see them they just
wanna watch literal
barbie movies all the
time

me
i also have a half
brother who is older
than me

me
so five

mark
HOLY SHIT JISUNG
YOU BETGER WATXH
YOURSELF MAN

chenle
AHAHBABABAHABA

haechan
BRO YOH REALLY
PICKED THE WRONG
CHICK TO F WITH

jisung
i have no idea what
you're talking about
literally

jisung
also it's not just me
it's all of you losers too

me
lmao he's right

me
but anyways i thought
koreans could tell
when someone is
foreign from their
accent

haechan
you've been living here
for literally like nine
years obviously you'd
be good at speaking
korean by now

me
truu

mark
you guys we've gotta
go we've got practice

me
oh cool laterz x

jisung
bye x

renjun
x

jaemin
later babe x

jeno
ily x

chenle
body hair is still gross x

mark
bye minji x

haechan
L8ER SK8ER x

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