Pretty Gay If You Ask Me[Chat...

By FruitsAndGrapes

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A haikyuu chatfic cause I'm tired and bored😍 Also the title was used for a draft of a different chatfic I de... More

Tendou Made A Groupchat
2 AM
New people added
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Dogs
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16

Chapter 7

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Tendou Hate club

|Kita| No one added back Oikawa

|Kuroo| Or Tsuki :((

|Tendou| Oh well ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

<Iwaizumi Has Added Oikawa>

|Tendou| Dammit

|Oikawa| I'm back😛

|Yamaguchi| I'll go add Tsuki back as well

<Yamaguchi Has Added Tsukishima>

|Hanamaki| Did you guys know that Oikawa watches Peppa pig?🤥

|Oikawa| I WAS LIKE 13

|Matsukawa| That's still too old🤥🤥

|Oikawa| I WAS WATCHING IT CAUSE I WAS TAKING CARE OF TAKERU AND THE SHOW MAKES HIM STOP YELLING AND SHIT

|Iwaizumi| It still amazes me that you of all people can take care of a kid probably better than anyone here

|Akaashi| Bokuto probably would kill one

|Shirabu| I think Ushijima would also do well with children

|Ushijima| I do not really like children so I doubt that

|Daichi| I think i'm also pretty good with kids too

|Kuroo| That's cause you're daddy material-

|Daichi| Goodbye

<Daichi Has Left 'Tendou Hate club'>

|Kuroo| It was worth it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

<Sugawara Has Added Daichi>

|Sugawara| Love you Daichi<3

|Kuroo| Woah woah wait a minute Daichi you're cheating on me?🥺🥺

|Daichi| What-

|Sugawara| Daichi how could you do this!

|Sugawara| I thought you broke up with him!

|Sugawara| You lied to me!

|Oikawa| Wait suga what

|Oikawa| You said it was just me and you

|Sugawara| Gasp

|Sugawara| Oikawa I can explain!

|Oikawa| No!

|Oikawa| I don't want to hear your excuses anymore

|Oikawa| It's over💔💔

|Daichi| Wait what's happening-

|Sugawara| 😔😔💔🥀🥀

|Atsumu| 0/10 needed more emotions

|Osamu| As if you can talk

|Atsumu| You're just jealous i'm running off with suna🖕

|Daishou| I thought you did that years ago

|Atsumu| Well we already left the house with nothing but our phones and like no money so we should be fine

|Osamu| Hope you die

|Sakusa| You're so stupid Atsumu

|Atsumu| My phone might die soon ill update when i can

|Shirabu| I'm not very religous but from now on i'll be praying for your failure

|Yahaba| Me once I met shirabu:^

|Shirabu| Fuck off shithead

|Tendou| If you guys ever fight it out invite me

|Oikawa| My bets are on Yahaba tbh

|Oikawa| Anyone can beat that little shit anyways

|Sugawara| Wait who do you think is the weakest

|Tendou| Oikawa

|Oikawa| Do you wanna fight redhead?

|Tendou| I'll beat your ass anyways

|Oikawa| Bet then

|Kita| No one will be fighting jesus christ

|Matsukawa| I dont know man

|Matsukawa| Kinda wanna see Oikawa gets his ass kicked

|Yamagata| You'd expect it to be Oikawa fighting Ushiwaka but it's Tendou instead😐

|Oikawa| What the fuck guys😃

|Ushijima| Why would it be me and Oikawa?

|Ushijima| Oh is it because he dislikes me?

|Hanamaki| Yuh

|Ushijima| Oh

|Ushijima| Well I don't really like violence so even if Oikawa wanted to fight me I would decline

|Oikawa| Yea cause i'd beat your as s too

|Ushijima| I doubt that but alright

|Tendou| Ushi I love you

|Ushijima| I love you as well

|Semi| 😐😑😑😐😑😑😐

|Semi| I call bs everytime they deny that they're dating

|Tendou| Just like you and Shirabu

|Semi| What

|Tendou| What

|Tendou| Oh no looks like my cake just drowned

|Tendou| Gotta go night now

|Ushijima| It's 7 though?

|Tendou| Byeee

|Kenma| Lol

|Yamaguchi| Cats really hate Kageyama don't they?

|Tsukishima| It's so funny to watch him try and befriend one💀

|Kageyama| Fuck you Kei

|Sugawara| Well he's trying his best and that's uh...

|Kageyama| 😐

|Sugawara| It's the thought that counts at least ?

|Kageyama| 😐😑😐

|Tsukishima| That cat looks uncomfortable get away from it

|Kageyama| Can you like. I don't know. Fuck ofd?

|Tsukishima| The fuck is an ofd

|Yamaguchi| Ofd

|Sugawara| Ofd

|Kageyama| OFF. FUCK. OFF

|Tsukishima| No

|Daichi| Are you guys hanging out?

|Yamaguchi| Yea a sleepover at Hinata's

|Tsukishima| I'm leaving

|Yamaguchi| Guess I gotta go to don't get lost Kageyama

|Kita| Shouldn't you be telling him this yourself? Not texting us

|Yamaguchi| Nah he'll be fine

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|Kageyama| ...

|Kageyama| So

|Kageyama| ...

|Tanaka| You good there Kageyama?

|Kageyama| Yea

|Hinata| Kageyama where are you?!?

|Hinata| It's been an hour and you still haven't shown up

|Kageyama| ...

|Hinata| You know the way right??

|Kageyama| ...

|Hinata| I-

|Oikawa| LMAOO DID LITTLE TOBIO GET LOST😭😭

|Kageyama| I DIDNT

|Hinata| Why arent you at my house then😐

|Kageyama| ...

|Kageyama| Okay maybe just a bit...

|Hinata| AHHAAHAHHA HOLD ON ILL COME GET YOU

|Hinata| I JIST HAVE TO SHOW THE REST FIRST HAHA THE KAGEYAMA GOT LOST I CANT BELIEVE ITDSJJSKSJSKSKS

|Kageyama| I'm going home

|Tanaka| YOURE LOST YOU CANT EVNE FIND YOUR WAY HOME TDIUMBASS HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

|Kageyama| I hate it here

|Shirabu| Same

|Bokuto| Did you guys know?

|Oikawa| Know what?

|Bokuto| I forgot

|Oikawa| .

|Kageyama| Someone mistook me as a homeless man🧍‍♂️

|Tendou| Semi would fit that more tbh

|Semi| I dont look like a homeless man

|Shirabu| Keep telling yourself that

|Atsumu| GUYS GUYS SO I GOTTA TYP ETHIS QUICK BUT I THINK SUNA IS CBOKING RIHHT NOW ON SOME FRIES WE STOLE

|Atsumu| IS IT CAUSE WE SOTLE THEM??? DO I TAKE HIM TO A HOPSITAL??

|Shirabu| Karma I guess🤷‍♂️

Atsumu| WAIT NEVERMIND I GOT IT

|Osamu| Istg i'm related to a dumbass

|Komori| And Sakusa is in love with him

<Komori Deleted One Message>

|Sakusa| What was that

|Komori| What was what?

|Sakusa| Nevermind

|Osamu| ... ew

|Atsumu| 'Kay so we're alive now😎

|Atsumu| Also im adding suna now

<Atsumu Has Added Suna>

|Suna| Alive here🖐

Osamu| Mom is wondering when you're getting home

|Atsumu| Tell her I ran off to marry Suna

|Osamu| What

|Sakusa| You're fucking stupid

|Sakusa| I can't deal with this bye

|Osamu| I'm not telling her that

|Atsumu| Just tell her i'm at Suna's then

|Atsumu| Simple

|Osamu| Hope you get lost🖕

|Oikawa| Wait I thought your phone died

|Atsumu| We also stole a charger

|Aran| Oh my god

|Atsumu| HI ARAN

|Aran| Actually I never said anything I need a break

|Atsumu| #heartbrocken💔💔

|Atsumu| Is Kita at least still here?

|Aran| Me and him are on a date right now

|Atsumu| Dammit well the next time I send a text is when one of us are dead

|Suna| ^

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|Atsumu| So uh.... something happened

|Atsumu| Ahahahahaha

|Osamu| Omfg

|Shirabu| Survival of the fittest I guess..🤷‍♂️

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