Mya sat in the hospital bed, waiting for it to be time to deliver the baby.
"So he's still not ready?" Blitzo asked.
"He's ready, my vagina is still preparing for his melon of a head to come through. Damn, I could really use some ice chips right now," Mya said, breathing calmly when another contraction hit. "Can't believe that bastard had the nerve and audacity to touch me."
"Well you were about to fall," Blitzo said.
"Why are you so upset with his highness anyway?" Moxxie asked.
"You wouldn't get it, Mr.Moxxie. Can someone get me some ice chips?" Mya asked.
"Come to think of it, you and Sir have been acting weird lately," Moxxie said, earning an elbow in the gut by Millie.
"Whatever you're thinking now, stop thinking it, because it never happened," Mya said, feeling another contraction. "Fuuuuuuuuuck."
"Just breathe," Millie said. "He wasn't assuming anything. You have better taste than that."
"I take offense to that," Blitzo said.
"Sorry, Blitz, but she does," Millie said.
"I'm really glad you guys are here. Listening to you three pisses me off and it takes my mind off of the contractions," Mya said, rubbing her baby bump. "Is Loona not coming?"
"She wanted to stay behind and eat her tacos. She hates hospitals," Blitzo said.
"Oh, okay," Mya said, before a portal formed in one of the walls, and Stolas stepped through. "Oh hell no. Are you fucking crazy?!"
"What the fuck, Stolas?!" Blitzo yelled, surprised that he showed up as well.
"Has it happened yet?" Stolas asked.
"No it hasn't," Mya said through gritted teeth.
"Wait a minute...is he-" Moxxie began, before Millie covered his mouth.
"You're not helpin', hon," Millie said.
"No he is not," Mya said, feeling another contraction. "Are you crazy? What if someone sees you?"
"I'm sorry, but I just can't miss this," Stolas said.
"Fucking unbelievable," Mya said, before wincing at another contraction. "Where the FUCK are my ice chips?!" she yelled angrily.
"Shit!" Blitzo got up and ran out quickly with a cup to find the ice maker. Stolas sat down in an empty seat and looked at Mya.
"We're gonna go check out the food in the cafeteria," Millie said, getting up and dragging Moxxie out, wanting to give the two some privacy to talk.
"Don't look at me like that," Mya said, adjusting the hospital bed so that she was sitting upright.
"Like what?" Stolas asked.
"Like I'm more than what I am. Like I'm the greatest thing to happen to you," Mya said.
"Well you're one of them," Stolas said.
"No I'm not. I'm just an imp, who happens to be pregnant with your child. We agreed to you coming to see him every now and then, nothing more," Mya said.
"I still don't understand," Stolas said.
"Understand what?" Mya asked.
"Why you're acting like what happened between us wasn't special," Stolas said.
"Because it was just sex," Mya said. "You have a wife and a daughter. You shouldn't have been with me to begin with."
"But I was, and I don't regret a second of it. Deny it if you want, but we had a connection that night. You felt it too, that's why you're pushing me away. You're scared to accept it," Stolas said.
"We've talked about this already. It was just one night of passion, drunken decisions," Mya said.
"But you weren't drunk," Stolas said. "You even told me yourself that you hadn't touched a drop before you met me."
"Well I must have fucking...lied," Mya said, feeling another contraction. "And I had to have been drunk to have ran into you and agreed to that."
"Silly little imp, you're in so much denial that you don't know what to believe," Stolas said, before moving closer to her. "You feel something toward me, whether it was love or lust is up to you, but you do feel something toward me."
"Again, you're fucking crazy," Mya said. "You're wrapped up in your infatuation with me, that you want to believe that."
"It's no infatuation, my little imp. I wouldn't have followed you this long and far if it was just an infatuation," Stolas said.
"You're confusing me..." Mya said. "I don't want to talk about this right n- ow," she said, feeling a stronger contraction.
"If you insist," Stolas said, before raising a hand over her baby bump. "May I?" He asked.
"Go ahead," Mya said. Stolas gently rubbed Mya's baby bump, feeling his son move for the first time.
"I just can't believe he's almost here," he said.
"Yeah..." Mya said quietly. "Hopefully he doesn't look too...obvious."
"You mean like me?" Stolas asked.
"I was saying it in a nice way, but yeah...I just want him to live a normal life," she said, before hearing someone running back in.
"I got the ice chi- and he's touching you. Are you okay with that?" Blitzo asked.
"It's fine. He will need to move when the nurses get here though," Mya said. "Can I have my ice chips now?"
"Yeah," Blitzo handed her the cup of ice chips and sat back down. "So where's M&M?"
"They went off to find the cafeteria," Mya said. "They just wanted to give us privacy to talk," she said, eating some of the ice from the cup. "I'm glad I ate before I got here."
"Yeah," Blitzo said, sitting there awkwardly. "So uh...it's kind of weird that we fucked the same guy."
"I try not to bring it up, but yeah, it is," Mya said. "I'm starting to believe he has some strange fetish for imps."
"I'm sitting right here," Stolas said.
"And we're trying to solve a mystery," Blitzo said, waving Stolas off. "Wait...did you know that she worked for me?"
"Of course I did. I always keep tabs on you, Blitzy," Stolas said.
"And you still did it? That's just gross," Mya said.
"Yeah, even I agree that that shit is gross," Blitzo said.
"Well she's a good fuck, and fucks just as good as you do," Stolas said.
"Okay, ew, I don't want to hear about that, not over my baby, and damn well not over my fucking ice chips," Mya said.
"You weren't complaining that night," Stolas said.
"Because I was horny and hadn't gotten any in like six months," Mya said. "When I'm focused on something nothing else matters."
"That's why you're one of my best employees," Blitzo said.
"You're just trying to butter me up because you want to be an uncle," Mya said.
"Is it working?" Blitzo asked.
"I was going to let you be one anyway," Mya said, rolling her eyes. "It's the least I could do after the shit I put you through since you found out."
"Fuck yeah! I'm Uncle Blitz!" Blitzo yelled victoriously.
"Hey, how come he gets to be the uncle?!" Moxxie yelled, coming in with Millie.
"Because she said I can, Mox, tough fuckin' cookies," Blitzo said, rubbing Moxxie's nose in it.
"He can have more than one uncle, Blitz just was the one to ask first," Mya said.
"Oh we're gonna spoil this baby," Millie said.
"Not if I don't get to first," Stolas said, before Mya nearly climbed off of the bed, grabbing Stolas's hand tightly, needing something to hurt.
"Fuuuuuuck, I felt that one in my ass," Mya said.
"Did it feel like anal?" Blitzo asked.
"Blitz?" Mya asked.
"Yes?" Blitzo asked.
"Shut the fuck up," Mya and Stolas both said, Mya squeezing Stolas's hand, making them both hurt during the next contraction.
"If you squeeze any harder you'll rip my hand off," Stolas said.
"Promise?" Mya asked.