shane x andrew

the smoochig

andrew gets home from walking from school to play stardew valley he plays it and then... he finds shane in the grocery store "hey shaney" cutely says andrew "omg hi andrew babe" hotly says shane they start touching tips and there like arhgutuh and touching nips in a magic my little pony fashion "shane i think we should stop what if obama cums and beats me up" scaredly andrew says "man fuck dat ugly bitch that's why i'm going to kill him >:(" says shane "shane daddy no he's my daddy" andre says "hello it's your former president barrack obama in the market time to buy some condoms and smash with andrew baby" happily obama says "shane run it's obama" says andrew in a hurry they run into the ceral section because obama fucking hates breakfast then obama does the unexpected he goes into the ceral section... "andrew kitten what are you doing with this ugly bitch" says obama "obama stay away from my kitten" says shane obama pulls out the 9 and pops shane and then obama and andre kiss the end