Clone Wars Randomness

By Fulcrum_101

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Basically a book filled with everything the clone wars. And the occasional bad batch as well. Not particularl... More

12 days of the clone war
Where's Anakin?
Tell Me A Joke
Tell Me A Joke 2 || Anakin's Revenge
Tell Me A Joke 3 || Obi attack
Anakin in the kitchen
Danger To Society
Ahsoka gets 'the talk'
Obi-wan goes off
Holding it in
Toothbrush
If I don't see it, its not happening
OBI SURVIVE!!!
Memes
Order 66 happy ending
They're not gonna take it
Confidence is key
The 501st singing
1 Hug for Obi-wan
Maul being adorably evil
Did You Find Her?
611 (you'll get it if you read)
Plo Koon being a dad
Plo Koon being a dad || 2
Shoot.
Its a Fiveslight
I have an idea
Who is Anakin to you?
Change is inedible
Threatening support
Learning from example
Ahsoka's got to go
That's why I got two
Good Morning
Jesse's girl
IM GONNA DIE
A Medkix
Stupid Clones
Tricks... nah
The floor is lava
That was the medic!
So dramatic
The kriffing bike
Is this how Obi-wan felt?
World's most dangerous pedestrian
Praying for death
Thank you for asking
Are you asleep?
I give up
Milk is officially replaced
A medal it is
In conclusion... Anakin's a jerk
Just no
I declare you all losers
What does 'take out' mean
Make it 10 million!
Welcome to the Clone Wars
How do you lose an arm again?
My day has officially been made
Obi Dad-Jokes Kenobi
Types of headaches
Tell me a joke 4 || Knock knock
He just went to sleep
Direct Violation of my...
I trust Skywalker
pfft
Kix oh my god...
So did his neck
Difficult burdens
Run Fives, run-
Lost and found clone wars style
Behind you-
Memes 2 || what could have been
Memes 3 || clones being... well clones
Obi-wan's padawan?
Obi-wan's padawan
You already know your lines
Rexy dreams
And I was so proud of you
a PaDaWaN wOulD jUSt SlOw mE dOwN
Disappointment
I love my children so much
Watcha got?
RULES
I can't find Anakin
I'll decide in a minute
Thank god for time machines
This is golden-
What is wrong with you people
Not in the street!
Star wars: the mood wars
Star wars: the quote wars
Where do you live?
I'm about to be-
Star wars: the quote wars || 2
Cutting expenses
New job
Star wars: the quote wars || 3
I got a poem for you
The end
Appreciate Ahsoka
Can somebody please tell me
I might have lung cancer
Cursed ships
So cute-
Baby names
Shitting shoes for a month
A very long time
Fuck!ng love you
SOUP
Strong or weak?
Gotcha
Your welcome
Taxi murderer
This far
GET THE FUCK OUT
Just like us
But he is
Prank calls gone wrong
The same
You literally can't
That's what it was
Your life
He has passed away
Questions with Fives
Ya little shit
A mid-life crisis
Two favorite people
I didn't think
She doesn't
Ew what is that
I'm taking you to therapy
Her husband
What's an alcoholic
Where's my money
I'm taking you to therapy || part 2
In front of kids
Hilarious
PLAN A
My finger slipped
I'm taking you to therapy || part 3
Merry Christmas everyone
I was over on the bench
I'm taking you to therapy || part 4
Oh shi-
Flat surface
Minor arson
The thingykabob
Plan A
Dramatic dad gasp
Lol shoot them I guess
Damn it
Roasted bitch
Were really dead
That's definitely a lie
Were having a good day
Nicknames || part 1
We were conceived at-
OUT
Sorry for her
Siblings be like:
YOU TWO SIT DOWN
I don't
Tried Plan A yet
Not impressed
No managers here
I'm taking you to therapy || part 5
For you
Your straight
I'm in your closet
You want the job or not
I call dibs
You little shit
I'm taking you to therapy || part 6
I know more than you
I'M A WOMAN
Shout-outs and a funny vine
Telephone
Looking at two, I am
I just made it one
No one cares sir
You win
DrAmA
Just getting started
Yo mama war
I'll go get my coat
That's how I feel
Into detail
I could settle for either really
In charge of the mission now
SEE
This time
Our bad
I'm still unclear
Why Are You Laughing At Me
Only for internet bestie 😏
May the force be with you

Your mind didn't go there

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Anakin: Here. Be sure to save this date on the calendar. *hands Obi piece of paper*

Obi-Wan: What is this?

Anakin: An STD.

Obi-Wan: *spits out the tea he toooootally wasn't drinking his 5th cup of* ITS A WHAT NOW!?

Anakin: An STD. You know, save the date. For the wedding I've been telling you about for months now?

Obi-Wan: Ah yes of course. It all makes sense now. Say, just out of curiosity how many people have you given STD's to?

Anakin: All our family members and friends. And acquaintances. Basically as many people as possible.

Obi-Wan: *drunk on tea laughter*

Anakin: Ohhhhh I get it. STD has another meaning. You're gross. No one else is gonna think that.

Obi-Wan: They're all going to think that. But it's sweet your mind didn't go there.

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