This is the joke section
Yo mamma so ugly when she was born the doctor looked at her butt, then her face, and said, "Twins!"
Q: Why doesn't the law permit a man to marry a second woman? A: Because you can't punish a man twice for the same offense.
When every thing is coming towards you, your probably in the wrong lane
We have enough youth- how bout a fountain of smarts
We are born naked, wet, cold, and hungry; than it gets worse
War doesn't determine who is right- it determines who is left
Yo mamma so poor when I rang her doorbell she said," Ding-Dong!"
Yo mamma so poor when I tore down the cobwebs at her house she said," Who is tering down the curtains?"