Kung Fu Panda ( Male reader i...

By Jasonmayham

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The Shinobi
Oogway Wisdom
Tai Lung
Becoming The Dragon Warrior
updated

The Dragon Warrior

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As I was jumping across rooftops from rooftops and look up at the sky and see the sun rises

Y/n: can't believe I'm going to be late. Again!

As I jump on one of the rooftop and see the noodles shop and tries to sneak in my room through the window without father knowing and heard a familiar voice

Father: and where were you.

I slowly turn around and see my father was in the room looking at me

Y/n: H-hey dad I uhh was...

Father: outside again?

Y/n: Maybe...?

Father: *groan* you should really stop doing this y/n. Now come on help me cook

As my father and I walk out the room and helped cooking

-A few hours later-

As dad was cutting some carrots and turnips, I decided to wake up Po

As I went upstairs. I see po sleeping and also sleep talk.

Po: ....kablooey...

I laugh a little knowing he's dreaming about being the kung fu master

Y/n: po, it's time to wake up

I gently nudged him

Po: ughh.. *open eyes* oh hey y/n, what's time is it

Y/n: well it's time for you to get ready for work buddy

As I goes downstairs I heard po tries throwing stars and was failing it, I heard a my brother tumbling down the stairs

Po: Sorry, Dad.

Father: 'sorry' doesn't make the noodles.

Father: So what were you dreaming about.

Po: what was I...? Uh... I was dreaming about... Uh... noodles

I looked at po unconverted

Y/n: Wow really?

Po: Y-yeah...

Y/n: hm. Well I'm going to take out the trash.

I excused myself leaving po and dad by themselves

-Time skip-

I was passing out noodles to the customers, when I see two geese put up a poster

A few moments later I walk over to the poster and reads the writing

Y/n: Hey Po come look at this!

Po came over to look at the poster

Po: Ooo what is it? *read the poster* What! Master Oogway's choosing the Dragon Warrior. Today!

I watches as Po excited and telling everyone to go the Jade Palace as Po almost followed everyone to the Jade Palace until

Father: Po, Y/n! Where are you both going?

Po: To the... Jade Palace?

Father: But you're forgetting your noodle cart! * pull a noodle cart* The whole Valley will be there, and you'll sell noodles to all of them!

Po: Selling noodles? But Dad, I was kinda thinking maybe I-

Father: *smiling* Yeah?

Po: I was kinda thinking maybe I-

Father: *still smiling * Uh-huh?

Po: ...could also sell the bean buns. They're-they're about to go bad.

I looked at po disappointed

Y/n [thoughts]: why couldn't he just say he like kung fu?

Father: That's my boy! I told you that dream was a sign!

As father went back inside I turn to Po

Y/n: c'mon Po, let's go I wanna know who the Dragon Warrior is.

Po: *disappointed * Yeah... okay

Y/n: how about you go ahead, I'll take the cart and meet you on the top.

As I said that Po looks at me with happiness

Po: Really?!

Y/n: *chuckle * yes, now go on before dad come out

Po:* hug him * Oh thank you, thank you

Po let go of me and started heading upstairs to the Jade Palace I turn to the cart and pushed it to the bush

Y/n: Hope dad don't ground me for this.

I pull out a smoke bomb that I made

Y/n: here goes nothing.

I threw the smoke bomb and the next I know I was all on top the stairs and see Po banging the door

Po: Hey, open the door! Let me in!

Y/n: no luck?

Po: Ah! *turn to look at him*  Y/n how get here so fast

Y/n: That my dear brother will be my secret.

I sit down as Po went back to banging on the door and I decided to meditated

-Time skip-

Po: Hey Y/n! Look at this.

Y/n: Hm?

As I opened one of my eye I see a chair, it had a lot of  fireworks tied to it

Y/n: Um Po? What is-

I open the other eye and see Po have a matchbox and grinning

Po: So what you think?

Y/n: Um I don't think that is safe

Po: Oh come on what's the worst thing could happen

Y/n: I could name a few.

-Few minutes later-

A voice was heard on other side of the wall

???: Citizens of Valley of Peace! Master Oogway will now choose... The Dragon Warrior!

Y/n: Um Po could you fix that any faster!

Po: Okay, okay! Finished!

Po held out a rope

Po: wanna come with

Y/n: No, no thanks

As Po gets on the chair we heard a familiar goose

Mr.Ping: Po, Y/n? *ran to them* Po?! What are you doing?! Y/n why are you doing anything

As dad duck and attempts to blow out the fuse

Po: What does it look like I'm doing?! No, stop! Stop! I'm going to see the Dragon Warrior!

After Po said that Father stops trying to put out the flame and looks confused

Father: But I don't understand. You finally had the noodles dream.

Y/n: He lied father, he didn't dream about noodles

Po and I looked down and saw that the fuse was almost out, and heard him yelling

Po: I LOVE KUNG FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuu.....

Po opens his eyes, he finds himself still on the ground, the fuse a dud. He lose balance on the little chair and falls flat on his face plus the chair still stuck on his rear as he tries not to cry

Father: Oh come on you two. Let's get back to work *held out two apron*

Po: Okay..

I nodded, I accidentally step onto a loop from the rope.

As Po about to get up till all of a sudden. The fireworks on the chair go off, propelling Po into the arena wall and the rope around my ankle also launched me into the sky alongside with Po

Y/n: Oh come on!

As Po and I looked down and saw the chair disintegrated beneath him

Y/n: Welp, we're dead

Po: Uh oh.

As we falls down to the ground screaming





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