Chapter 49 Help, someone licks me! !
On Saturday, Yan Shenyu woke up early in the morning.
It was still dark blue outside the window, with a hint of fish belly white on the east side, which was turning red a little under his gaze.
Yan Shenyu went for a run around the lake first, then took a shower after returning. After breakfast, he carefully checked the things he had packed up last night.
Looking at the time, it was only half past seven.
seven thirty! How does time pass so slowly?
Yan Shenyu fell on the bed, letting the sun shine on his face through the window, his fingers weaving in the light boredly.
Suddenly, the phone on the bed vibrated.
Yan Shenyu grabbed the phone and took a look, Xie Siyan contacted him.
【I have arrived. 】
Yan Shenyu stood up immediately and saw a black Mercedes-Benz G parked downstairs in the distance.
Yan Shenyu immediately rushed down with his backpack on his back, walked to the door, he was full of speed, and said nonchalantly, "Why are you here so early?"
"I'm afraid you will wait for me ahead of time," Xie Siyan lowered the car window , "You have plenty of time, you don't have to hurry."
Yan Shenyu hid the bag in his hand behind him. Halfway through hiding, Xie Siyan discovered it.
"Are you okay?" Xie Siyan asked him, seemingly a little surprised.
"Uh..." Yan Shenyu: "I'm afraid you will wait for me ahead of time."
Xie Siyan gave a rare smile, he got down from the driver's seat, opened the passenger door, took the backpack in Yan Shenyu's hand and threw it in Car back seat.
It was only now that Yan Shenyu could clearly see Xie Siyan's outfit, a black quick-drying T-shirt with the same color trousers, black short boots, black sunglasses, and loose hair.
Because of the movement of the bag, the muscles on his arms swelled up beautifully, looking wild and handsome.
When he got up, his waist and back line was even more beautiful, and the pectoral muscles under the T-shirt were bulging, like a tough guy in a Hollywood movie.
"What's the matter?" Seeing him stunned here and not getting in the car, Xie Siyan asked him, "Forgot to bring something?"
Yan Shenyu: "You must be very popular when you go to a movie."
"Huh?" Xie Si Yan looked at him sideways, "Why did you suddenly think of this?"
Yan Shenyu: "Because of your breasts..."
Because your breasts are like the hero of a movie.
"Because of my chest?" Xie Siyan raised his eyebrows.
Yan Shenyu: ? ?
and many more! What did he just say? !
Yan Shenyu looked at Xie Siyan's chest, and the words rolled in his mouth over and over again.
"Because of your chest...because of your brother...because that's what your brother said!"
"My brother?" Xie Siyan looked down at him, "Who?"
"It's been a long time, where am I? Can you still remember!" Yan Shenyu giggled, intending to get away with it.
"Is that so?"
"That's it!" Yan Shenyu stepped on the co-pilot, pulled the seat belt and buckled it with a "da", "I'm ready, let's go!"
Xie Siyan got into the driver's seat, The corners of his lips raised a distinct arc in the morning light.
Since he almost overturned his car when he went out, Yan Shenyu has been unusually safe the whole time.
He sat quietly in the co-pilot, not looking sideways the whole time, only occasionally looking up for a peek.
Unexpectedly, Xie Siyan caught every glance, and the other party and him looked at each other for a short time, and then asked very considerately: "What's wrong?"
Yan Shenyu: "..."
Forget it, don't look at it, close your eyes and sleep Bar.
They were going to camp at a nearby alpine ranch, about three hours from the city.
After about 2 hours, the off-road vehicle changed from the high-speed off-road to the county road, and finally drove through a dirt road... When the off-road vehicle passed through a dense forest, a green grass appeared in front of them.
Under the blue sky are white clouds, and below the white clouds, a delicate mountain spreads out in front of them. There are dark green forests on the mountain, and dense grassland below the mountainside. There are flocks of cattle and sheep scattered on the grass, and there is a lake next to it. There are cattle and sheep drinking water by the lake.
Xie Siyan parked the car by the lake, opened the trunk and prepared to set up camp.
Since seeing these animals, Yan Shenyu has been completely unable to walk. Adult cattle and sheep are not very close, and they run away when they see people far away, but lambs and calves are ignorant, fluffy, and their eyes are looking at you quietly, so cute.
"It's too beautiful," Yan Shenyu said in disbelief, "How did you find this place?"
Xie Siyan took out the tools and explained, "There is an elder who retired and went to the countryside to graze, and this is the land he contracted. "
No wonder he didn't see this place online, if it were open to the public, a bunch of people would have come here by now.
Seeing that Xie Siyan was busy, Yan Shenyu came over: "What do you want to do? I'll help you."
Xie Siyan: "I'll install the sky curtain first, and you can help me check the distance." The
sky curtain is all together After the shade cloth was installed, they set up a tent next to them, and then brought out all the camping tools.
The lunch turned out to be stir-fried beef with black pepper. Yan Shenyu couldn't cook. He watched Xie Siyan busy all the time.
Seeing that he didn't need his help for a short time, Yan Shenyu took out the camera and asked Xie Siyan, "Can I shoot some videos?"
"You shoot me?" Xie Siyan held the spatula and raised his eyebrows to look at him.
Yan Shenyu nodded: "I didn't let the show crew follow me this time. I want to shoot some material for them. But I won't shoot your face, even if it's in the later stage, it will be covered up, so don't worry about others' misunderstanding."
Xie Siyan: "I'm not worried about other people's misunderstanding."
As soon as these words came out, both of them were silent for a moment.
The cool wind blew through the tips of his hair with the breath of green grass. The cattle and sheep not far away were quietly eating the grass, and the food in the pot was still steaming, making a crackling sound.
Xie Siyan sat about a meter next to him, with long legs casually propped on both sides, staring at him intently.
The sky cast a shadow over his head, making his eyes deep and charming. Occasionally fog drifted past, adding an extra touch of mystery.
Wait, fog?
Where did the fog come from?
Yan Shenyu snapped back to his senses, looked down and saw that the oil in the pot was completely gone, and he could still smell a faint smell of burnt.
"Thank you Siyan!" Yan Shenyu quickly reminded him, "Is the dish, the dish mushy!" The cook
seemed to come to life now. He quickly adjusted the intensity of the fire and brought the small pot to the side. Only barely saved their lunch back.
This lunch was a little embarrassing. The black pepper beef was fried, the kale leaves were a little burnt, but the stem was still raw. The tomato and egg soup was not bad, but it tasted faintly of black pepper beef.
"Sorry," Xie Siyan lowered his head with a gloomy expression, "It's fine to cook at home, I knew I would cook pasta directly."
"It's fine, it's delicious!" Yan Shenyu took a bite Big chunks of beef in the mouth, no chewing, too old.
The beef mixed with rice was stuck in his throat, and he took a lot of energy to swallow it.
"Don't eat it." Xie Siyan raised his hand to stop him.
Yan Shenyu took another chopstick of kale and said to herself, "It tastes good, but the heat is a little lacking."
Xie Siyan: "Isn't it bad?"
Yan Shenyu took a chopstick of beef for him: "Try it yourself, is it not bad?"
Xie Siyan was stunned for a while, but no longer stopped him, lowered his head and continued to eat.
The two big men had an unusually large appetite, and they ate all the two dishes, one soup, and two rice dishes. After clearing the table, Xie Siyan made another pour over coffee.
This time, he came to his professional field. This cup of coffee was so fragrant and strong that Yan Shenyu couldn't help drinking it all.
"Oops." Yan Shenyu said suddenly after drinking coffee.
Xie Siyan tightened his hand on the cup, then loosened it, and said casually: "What's wrong?"
Yan Shenyu: "The coffee is too fragrant, I accidentally drank too much just now, what should I do if I lose sleep tonight?"
"Uh
"It's over." Looking at the empty cup, Yan Shenyu regretted the beginning, "I'm going to lose sleep tonight..." Before he finished speaking ,
Xie Siyan suddenly raised his hand and rubbed his hair.
It's not the kind of stroking that expresses intimacy between the opposite sex, but the kind of rubbing that is so powerful that it is like high school boys who are each other's fathers and want to rub each other's hair directly.
"What are you doing?" Yan Shenyu looked up at him, this was the hair he washed last night.
"Don't do anything," Xie Siyan stood up, his tone lacking, "It's a little itchy."
Yan Shenyu: "..."
I think your skin is itchy.
Yan Shenyu was blown away by Xie Siyan's teasing. He wore a sun hat and angrily went to the neighbor next door.
A half-height calf drinking water by the lake, saw him coming, and curiously identified his smell with his nose.
Yan Shenyu stretched out his hand to it, and the calf stretched out his tongue to lick his palm, soft, hot, and a little itchy.
Yan Shenyu was licked unbearably, and withdrew his hand with a smile. The calf chased after him, wanting to taste the salt in his sweaty palms.
The cow's tongue was longer than expected, but Yan Shenyu didn't dodge it, and was licked several times.
At the end, there was no taste, and the calf stood quietly beside him. The whole body is fluffy, and the ears stand up high, like a simulated plush toy.
Yan Shenyu rubbed its ears, and it felt so good that one could not put it down.
Yan Shenyu glanced at Xie Siyan, who was not far away, and suddenly said loudly, "Xiao Niu Xiaoniu, do you think Xie Siyan is annoying? People have well-combed hair, and he just started without saying anything. It's like a bird's nest for me."
"Moo moo," Yan Shenyu then changed her tone, imitating Xiao Niu's voice, "You mean that big guy over there? , can't even laugh."
"Little lamb."
Suddenly, a voice came to Yan Shenyu's ear.
"Do you think Xiaoyan will forgive us today?"
Yan Shenyu:?
He looked back and found that Xie Siyan had caught a little lamb in his hand from somewhere, and was talking like he had just talked to the cow.
The sheep in Xie Siyan's hand is a small one, with crooked eyes, and her whole body is soft and cute.
"Baababaa," Xie Siyan also changed his voice and said with a blank face, "I think he will definitely forgive us, after all, he is kind, gentle, cute and handsome."
He originally wanted to learn from sheep He spoke, but he didn't have Yan Shenyu's voice-changing skills, and his voice was even and steady. Not only did he not have a cute effect, but instead it revealed some kind of funny.
Yan Shenyu couldn't hold it back at that moment, covering her stomach and laughing non-stop.
But Xie Siyan didn't have any self-consciousness, and was still learning to talk with the sheep in his throat: "Xiaoyan, Xiaoyan, don't be angry, okay?"
Yan Shenyu laughed until her stomach hurt, and it took a long time before she wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes: "I should have recorded it with my mobile phone to show you how funny you looked just now."
Xie Siyan took a step forward: "Aren't you angry?"
Yan Shenyu said nothing.
Xie Siyan let go of the little lamb and looked down at him, his eyes clean and serious.
"Don't look at me, I haven't forgiven you yet," Yan Shenyu raised his hand and pushed his face aside, and said lightly, "You can't touch a man's hair casually, don't you know this?"
"I don't know . "Xie Siyan replied, paused, then lowered his head and said, "Touch mine as often as you want, as long as you want."
Yan Shenyu paused and couldn't help asking: "Really? Touch?"
"Well, you can touch it as you like."
As soon as Xie Siyan finished speaking, the top of his head suddenly softened, and he felt Yan Shenyu's hands inserted into the roots of his hair, rubbing randomly.
After rubbing for a long time, Yan Shenyu released his hands. He clapped his hands and got up and walked towards the tent. He said with satisfaction, "Okay, I forgive you this time."
Xie Siyan breathed a sigh of relief and raised his hands to deal with himself . Hair, as soon as I scratched it, I found something wrong.
The hair is not pierced at all, it is dry and dry, and there are some small bumps when I touch it carefully.
Xie Siyan finally took one down, looking at this thing the size of a jujube stone with a small hook, a little dazed: "What did you put on my head?
" The voice of the language came, " Have you studied the Book of Songs?
"
Shen Yu: "Didn't you say that I can touch it?
Xie Siyan changed his tune and said, "Where did you get the cocklebur ? "
Yan Shenyu:" It was taken from the cow. "
Uh..."
"Come here, help me take it off," Xie Siyan reached out to him with deep helplessness in his tone, "I have a meeting this afternoon."
"I'm sorry, I'm going to take a photo, I haven't had any inspiration for the design recently, so be careful. It's work." Yan Shenyu had already stood up and left with the camera on his back, and the yellow soft shell jacket left a bright color in the green grass.
Xie Siyan looked at it for a long time, until the bright yellow color disappeared from sight, then lowered his head and took out his phone to look at his hair.
Just a glance made him stunned there.
Xie Siyan put down his mobile phone in disbelief, and caught the cocklebur for noon on the front camera of the mobile phone. Only a few have been removed. This plant called cocklebur is much more tenacious than he imagined.
So that afternoon, at the meeting of the overseas business department of Wildfire Technology, President Xie Siyan appeared in the camera with a chicken coop head, stunned everyone in front of the screen.
...
Yan Shenyu stepped back into the camp by the light of the setting sun, and saw Xie Siyan sitting in front of the small table with his legs propped up a long way away, with a laptop on the table, as if he was still working.
Hearing the footsteps, Xie Siyan raised his head and glanced at him, there were still many cockleburs lying on his head, with a sad and aggrieved expression.
"Pfft..." Yan Shenyu couldn't help laughing, and said in disbelief, "You just have a meeting with those subordinates like this?"
"Otherwise." Xie Siyan asked back, the sadness in his eyes even more intense.
"At least you can wear a hat to cover it up."
Xie Siyan: "I didn't think of it."
Yan Shenyu took out his mobile phone and secretly took several pictures before asking again, "They didn't laugh at you?
" They dare?" Xie Siyan's face sank.
Yan Shenyu wanted to laugh again, completely unable to imagine Xie Siyan teaching his subordinates in this way.
He pressed down the corners of his upturned mouth and took the initiative to come over: "Okay, don't be angry, I'll take it off for you."
Xie Siyan said nothing.
Yan Shenyu pretended to leave: "Don't let me go!"
"Yes." Xie Siyan hurriedly raised his hand to hold him.
Fetching cocklebur was a delicate job, Yan Shenyu asked Xie Siyan to sit in the sun, and he stroked his hair down one by one in the setting sun.
Xie Siyan sat on the pony, with broad shoulders and broad back, two strong arms resting on his thighs, and two long legs stretched freely, feeling Yan Shenyu's fingertips passing through the ends of his hair.
Yan Shen spoke quickly, and took down several in a short while.
"Take it." He couldn't hold that much, so he threw it on the ground and was afraid of accidentally getting it, so he touched Xie Siyan's shoulder.
Xie Siyan spread out his right hand obediently, Yan Shenyu put the cocklebur in his hand, but when he pulled his hand, he did not pull it back, and was held by Xie Siyan.
"Don't make trouble," Yan Shenyu patted Xie Siyan's back with the other hand, threatening, "You don't want to go back with this cocklebur tomorrow, right?"
Xie Siyan was silent for a moment, and silently released his right hand.
By the time he took care of Xie Siyan's hair, the sun had already set, the wind had cooled down, and there was a crescent moon on the horizon, scattered with diamond-like stars.
Xie Siyan lit the oil lamp, and the warm yellow light spread out instantly, dispelling the blue of the night.
At lunch, Xie Siyan overturned the car, and at dinner Yan Shenyu volunteered to be a chef.
There are many videos on the Internet that teach how to make pasta. Yan Shenyu picked the one with the highest viewing volume and followed the steps step by step.
After making it, Yan Shenyu took a sip, and his eyes widened in surprise: "Is this really made by me? It's delicious too!"
Xie Siyan: "It's so good?"
"Really, do you taste it? Taste it." Yan Shenyu picked up a chopstick of pasta and walked over, his eyes sparkling, "How is it? Is it delicious?"
Xie Siyan tasted it, and nodded in satisfaction after two seconds.
"The garlic is very fragrant, the milk is rich, the shrimp is fresh and tender, and the hardness of the noodles is just right," Xie Siyan concluded, "A great pasta."
Yan Shenyu was praised for being comfortable, and she happily helped Xie Siyansheng After going bankrupt, I could open a restaurant to make money."
"Yes," Xie Siyan took the plate and said casually, "You are a chef, I Be the boss to manage the accounts."
"I won't invite you," Yan Shenyu said with disgust, "you are so good at making money, maybe you will take all my hard money away."
"Impossible," Xie Siyan said seriously, " I give all the money I make to my wife."
"Uh..." No one spoke again, they divided a large pot of pasta in silence, and after the meal, Yan Shenyu began to spread it out on the chair. .
"Okay, let's go wash the dishes." As a chef, he has a very good reason to put it down.
Xie Siyan nodded, he stuffed a box of fruit into Yan Shenyu's arms, and took the initiative to put away the cassette stove and pots and pans.
After all the work was done, it was only 7pm. They were sitting by the lake, watching the sky dim a little and the Milky Way slowly rising from the valley.
The air quality of this camp is very good, there is no light pollution around, and the starry sky is visible to the naked eye.
Yan Shenyu wanted to shoot a video of the Milky Way, and was excited to find a prospect and choose a camera.
"How long will it take to shoot?" Xie Siyan came over.
"I don't know either," Yan Shenyu connected the charger to the camera and adjusted the angle of view, "I see that their landscape photography bloggers take pictures all night."
Xie Siyan nodded, and then told him to take a shower after finishing. It was inconvenient to clean in the wild, so Xie Siyan prepared two large buckets of mineral water for a simple shower.
Yan Shenyu didn't want to wash up at first, but after walking for an afternoon, he sweated a lot and got a lot of oily fumes while cooking. After struggling for a while, he decided to take a shower.
It's just that the outdoor shower conditions are too simple, Yan Shenyu looked around, and there was no place to cover.
How to wash this? Washing in front of Xie Siyan's face?
Yan Shenyu felt sick in an instant, and he quickly stood up: "I suddenly remembered that the camera parameters were not adjusted properly just now, you go to wash first, and call me after washing."
"Okay."
Xie Siyan nodded, holding the The bucket went to the side.
Yan Shenyu glanced back secretly, and found that Xie Siyan was not far from the camp. As soon as he took off his clothes, he started pouring water on his body.
The warm yellow light of the oil lamp fell on him, illuminating his strong shoulders and sturdy thighs. The water left behind his skin and was absorbed by the grass under his feet...
Occasionally he would turn his body sideways, revealing his full chest and sturdy waist. Belly, the skin becomes shiny after getting wet, which is very pleasing to the eye.
Wait, even if it is pleasing to the eye, it is not the reason for you to peek at him!
Yan Shenyu quickly retracted her gaze and tried her best to hide behind the tent.
He took out his mobile phone to distract his attention, but no matter what he was looking at, the scene of Xie Siyan taking a bath just now was still in his mind. The sound of water was rushing, and there was a cow cry in the distance. Xie Siyan's skin was smooth and shiny, shining brightly. Attractive light...
hold your mind! Think no more!
Yan Shenyu covered her ears, not knowing what to do, when she suddenly noticed that someone tapped him on the shoulder.
Yan Shenyu raised her head in a panic, and met Xie Siyan's dark eyes. He was wearing a set of loose sportswear, his hair was a little wet, and he had a nice scent on his body, which should be the smell of shower gel.
"Have you finished washing?" Yan Shenyu was stunned.
Xie Siyan nodded: "Go and wash, the temperature difference on the mountain is large, and it will be a little cold later."
"Oh." Yan Shenyu slowly stood up.
Let him take a bath, but where to wash? Is it also in the place where Xie Siyan took a bath?
No, no, it's so close, it's so clean! Xie Siyan has no shame, but he wants face.
Yan Shenyu couldn't bear the embarrassment what he said. He carried the bucket and walked all of a sudden, so far that there was only darkness around him, and the tent became a small one.
Shouldn't it be seen here?
Yan Shenyu breathed a sigh of relief, took off his clothes and started taking a shower.
This was the first time he took a bath under the curtain of the sky, with the stars hanging above his head, and there was not a trace of artificial traces around him. He stood naked in the ground, as if at one with nature.
At this moment, he has thrown away all the identities and values attached to the outside world, he is nobody, he is just himself.
Yan Shenyu closed his eyes and began to imagine the meaning of life, the birth of life, the origin of the universe...
He was wandering in the mysterious philosophical world, and suddenly felt a warm current falling on him.
A warm current fell on him...
Wait, he was taking a cold shower, where did the warm current come from?
Yan Shenyu froze, not deciding how to react when suddenly, the "warm current" came again. Warm and hot, with a hint of strength in its softness, it rubbed his skin roughly, bringing up a sticky patch...
"Ah!!" Yan Shenyu cried out in fright.
Didn't he feel wrong just now? Is that the tongue? Someone lick him?
Delusion? There is no one around, where can someone lick him? Even if there is someone, how can it be possible to lick him?
Could it be that I was thinking too much and had hallucinations just now?
Yan Shenyu plucked up the courage to look back, the surroundings were pitch black, and he couldn't see anything.
"Sure enough, no one..."
Yan Shenyu laughed dryly, bent down and picked up the bucket, intending to flush the last bit of water on her body.
As soon as the water came down, his butt was soft again, and there was an obvious hot and humid feeling, so frightened that the bucket in his hand fell with a bang.
What's going on? !
Yan Shenyu looked back quickly, but still didn't see anything. He reached out and touched something that was warm and creamy.
"Damn it!! Really someone!!"
Yan Shenyu was taken aback and ran towards the tent before she could even put on her clothes!
He had never run so fast in his life, his legs kept running, his lungs were about to explode, just as he entered the warm range of the oil lamp, Yan Shenyu fell into a large embrace.
Xie Siyan heard his scream before and came over ahead of time.
Yan Shenyu breathed a sigh of relief at the familiar person, but soon he became nervous again. Yan Shenyu grabbed Xie Siyan's hand and hurriedly said, "Don't stay here, let's go!"
"What's wrong?" Xie Siyan stared, blocking Yan Shenyu's face.
"Yes, someone..." Yan Shenyu grabbed Xie Siyan's clothes and kept hiding in his arms, his voice trembling with fright, "Someone was licking me when I was taking a shower just now..."
"Calm down, Xie Siyan took Yan Shenyu into his arms, his voice was low and steady, "What happened just now? There is no one else here."
"But someone really licked me." Yan Shenyu looked up at him and said eagerly, "It's true I didn't lie to you! His tongue is so big, hot and thick! He's so perverted!" For a
moment, Xie Siyan's face turned cold.
He protected Yan Shenyu in his arms, and pointed his flashlight in the direction Yan Shenyu came from.
Xie Siyan's muscles were tense, and he was ready to attack.
Then after he saw the culprit, the moment his eyes met, the whole world fell silent.
A half-sized cow was standing in front of them, raising a pair of dark eyes, looking at him ignorantly and innocently.
"Moo—"
Xie Siyan said, "..."