Ingressus: Okay fine I'll try to tell you guys a scary story. I'm not very good at it so go easy on me...
Ingressus: Carpeted kitchen.
Tygren: *Screaming*
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Ingressus: There's no magical cure for depression, anxiety, insecurity, or any mental illness there is.
Ingressus: However, Ziniada once said to me, "Whenever you feel depressed, imagine a t-rex trying to make a bed.
Ingressus:
Ingressus: I know it shouldn't work, but do you know how hard it is to be sad with that image in your head?
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Kiyoshi: This is such a bad idea.
Lucan: Then why are you coming along?
Kiyoshi: One of us needs to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.
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Ingressus: *Pulls back the curtain while Achillean is showering*
Ingressus: Hey did we - stop screaming it's me - did we run out of Cheerios?
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Niika: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.
Lucan: I know. Whenever I'm near the person I like I just start acting stupid.
Niika: But you're always acting stupid?
Lucan: ...
Lucan: Yeah, don't think about that too hard.
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Kiyoshi: *Locks Lucanin the car.* Act like a child, get treated like a child.
Lucan: What? Isn't it illegal to leave a child locked in a car?
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Lucan: *In a jail cell* What about my Miranda rights!? You're supposed to say I have 'the right to remain silent'"! NOBODY SAID I HAD THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT!
Ingressus: *In the cell next to them* You have the right to remain silent, what you lack is the capacity.
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Kiyoshi: Is this your plan B?
Niika: Technically, this is plan P.
Kiyoshi: Plan P? Is there a plan M?
Niika: Yes, but I marry Lucan in plan M.
Lucan: I like plan M.
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Thalleous: I'm going to ask you to be respectful.
Tygren:I will politely decline.
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Nitsuke, having recently lost their glasses: KILL THE BUG!!!
Kiyoshi: ....That's a gecko-
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Niika: So I have made the decision to trust you.
Xaria: A horrible decision, really.
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Kiyoshi: There's something I have to ask about you-know-who.
Nitsuke: Voldemort?
Kiyoshi: No.
Nitsuke: Is it Voldemort?
Kiyoshi: It's not Voldemort.
Nitsuke: You haven't mentioned wizards once in this conversation, so I'm gonna have to assume it's Voldemort.
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Abbigail: Advice of the day kids, if you ever meet someone who calls Gatorade flavors the actual name of the flavor instead of just the color then they are a certified nerd.
Vulcannus: Yeah but you have to specify, frost glacier or cool blue? You can't just say blue because there's more than one blue.
Abbigail: Blue and light blue, nice try nerd.
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Vulvcannus: *Eating a cinnamon roll*
Abbigail: Cinnabalism.
Vulcannus: *Confused chewing noises*
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Denny: Abbigail! For the love of god, please turn down that music. I have a hangover.
Abbigail: *Blasting the mii theme at full volume* That sounds like a you problem, not a mii problem.
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Ingressus: I thought you were going to give me a book recommendation or something.
Ziniada: *Laughs* Book recommendation? I can't read!
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Pythus: *Throws the door open looking panicked*
Vulcannus: What did you do?
Pythus: Nobody died.
Vulcannus: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!
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Trevor: That's one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut...
Saxon: You would eat yourself?
Trevor: I wouldn't even question it.
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Achillean: Bottling up negative emotions is bad for your health, so you shouldn't do it.
Ingressus: I know, that's why I bottle up all my emotions, both positive and negative, so it cancels out.
Achillean: Th-that's not how that works-
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Ingressus: I have one foot in the grave but in a kind of fun flirty way, the way one might slip on a fishnet stocking.
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Pythus: There's nothing to do....
Vulcannus: You can wash the dishes you promised to wash about a week ago.
Pythus: *Pulls out their phone* Nevermind.
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Tygren: I was born for politics. I have fluffy hair and I love lying.
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Lucan: How the heck are you still alive?
Eddie: Honestly, I'm just as confused as you are.
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Oyx: You wanna see how hardcore I am?
Onyx: *Punches wall*
Onyx:
Onyx: Take me to the hospital.
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Hubris: How do tall people possibly sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you?
Grek: Hubris, it's four o'clock in the morning.
Hubris: So, you can't sleep, huh? Is it because of the blanket?
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Ingressus: We got a free day now. What do you wanna do? Eat? Sleep? Nap? Snack?
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Achillean: We have fun, don't we, Ingressus?
Ingressus: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.
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Grimm: I am very small and I have no money, so you can imagine the kind of stress that I'm under.
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Pythus: Can I bother you for a second?
Vulcannus: You're always bothering me, but go ahead.
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Vulcannus: Spell orange.
Abbigail: The fruit or the color?
Vulcannus:
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Nitsuke: Tell me a little about yourself.
Xaria: I'd rather not, I really like this group.
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Kiyoshi: What do you call disobeying the law?
The Squad: A hobby.
Kiyoshi: *Crosses their arms*
The Squad: That we do not engage in.
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Zulious: What are you afraid of?
Hadion: Being forgotten.
Zulious: Wow, that's deep. I uh, I was gonna say the Kool-Aid man, but I kinda feel stupid now.
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Niika: Guys, I've been meaning to tell you... Lucan and I are dating.
Everyone Else: *Gasp*
Niika: Lucan, why did you gasp?!
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Pythus: I WOULD DESTROY THE WORLD FOR YOU!
Vulcannus: Okay, can you do the dishes?
Pythsu: No!
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