Crack, Shit And Batman At On...

By CuntFaceHOORA

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oh jeez rick
i love Batma- he's impractical
SCREW U, LIZARD FUCKER

bailey x anastacia x ??

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By CuntFaceHOORA

A- wanna fuck?
B- lemme get the stap-on rq
A- nah bitch i gotta dino dick remember?

*time skip*

B- AAAEEUUUGGHHHHH
*bailey makes bottom noises*
A- damn such a bottom lol

*toby walks in*
T- .....faggots
*toby walks away*

*time skip*

B- AAAEEUUUGGGHHHHH!!!!!
A- damn....wtf lol

Moral of the story is that u should never underestimate anastacias dino dick....
Lol.

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