Y/n: How many children do you have?
Kakashi: Biologically, legally, or emotionally? Because there is a difference.
Y/n: I'm gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.
Kakashi: Only if you also don't ask why
Kakashi: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.
Y/n:
Kakashi:
Y/n: This one is fine
Y/n: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent?
Kakashi: Go the love to sleep
Y/n: What gif I don't want to?
Kakashi: love You
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y/n: You love me, right, ?
Kakashi: Normally, I'd say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don't like it.
Kakashi: You shouldn't be using a straw.
Y/n: I know, I know, it's bad for the environment and stuff.
Kakashi: Yeah, but I mean... it's a weird way to eat spaghetti.
Kakashi: I can do anything I put my mind to. I once figured out Y/n's phone number just by choosing random numbers.
Y/n: We just ate. Why are you making pancakes?
Kakashi: For the dogs.
Y/n: Why are you making pancakes for the dogs?
Kakashi: They don't know how.
Kakashi: Sorry I'm late, I was doing things.
Y/n: Hi, I'm 'things'.
Y/N: Must be hard not being able to laugh
Kakashi: I do have a sense of humor you know
Y/N: I've never heard you laugh before
Kakashi: I've never heard you say anything funny
Kakashi Do you know the ABCs of first aid?
Y/n: A. Bone. Coming out of the skin is very bad
Y/n: Oh, fiddlesticks.
Kakashi: Look, I understand this is a tense situation, but let's watch the f***ing language.
Y/n: I wouldn't put it in those words exactly.
Kakashi: Why not?
Y/n: Because I don't know what they mean.
Y/n: Do I least have a chance to explain myself?
Kakashi: This is America, so nope!
Y/n: This isn't America, this is OHIO!
Y/N: Go to Hell
Kakashi, tearing up: I wish I could