JoJo's Bizarre Group Chat

By friedbreads

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jonathan makes a group chat it goes badly More

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~Giorno vs Jodio~
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Final Score!

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cripple 🧑‍🦽: okay guys i have a serious question

French: what's up?

DIO: my cock

kiss my hair: what 💀

DIEGO: johnny what is the question?

DIO: my cock?

DIEGO: you aren't johnny, are you

DIO: you aren't DIO and you still say you are

DIEGO: you aren't DIEGO and you still say you are

DIO: i have literally never said that 😳

hotpants: my brain cannot handle such a high concentration of arrogance

salt: indeed, please change the subject

DIO: diavolo

salt: what.

DIO: more like

DIO: more like

DIO: more like PEEavolo OOOOOOOOOO

salt: . _.

hotpants: dio that was mean dude

DIO: suck my dick and balls about it

kiss my hair: absolutely not

cripple 🧑‍🦽: ok so what i was gonna ask

cripple 🧑‍🦽: is it gay to be gay???

hotpants: woah that's a good question

Star Finger: why are you all so stupid.

DIO: my nickname in high school was autistic shitass 😎

Jona: no it wasn't?

DIO: blow a fat one

pizza mozzarella: i think it is only gay to be gay if you want it to be gay

pizza mozzarella: also i will not blow a fat one

hotpants: blow a thin one?

pizza mozzarella: blow this *blows up tim*

cowboy 🤠: seems unnecessary

pure boy 😇: i think johnny asked a very good question

Humorous February 14th: wait what was the question

cripple 🧑‍🦽: is it gay to be gay?

Humorous February 14th: HOW IS THAT A GOOD QUESTION

cripple 🧑‍🦽: well you answer it then

Humorous February 14th: well-

Humorous February 14th: i-

Humorous February 14th: oh fuck-

cripple 🧑‍🦽: see???

elizabeth baldstar: i crave death

baldie: i crave cock

elizabeth baldstar: Excuse me?

baldie: oh shit i did NOT see who said that

elizabeth baldstar: explain yourself

baldie: no it's fine 😇

pizza mozzarella: it doesn't seem fine

baldie: i am clean 😇

elizabeth baldstar: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

pure boy 😇: hey you can't pretend to be innocent that's my bit

baldie: i am innocent though 😇

pure boy 😇: that's MY bit

baldie: oh ok sorry i thought punching babies i thought that was your bit

pure boy 😇: no not anymore

SMACK: not anymore???

oreng: HSGEY GUYYS ITAMS ME GOD

Chad with a gun: oh hey god, what's up

DIO: i am god actually

furg: no the fuck you aren't

DIO: that's a bit disrespectful to your father in law

oreng: SHUDUYT UPU ANDJ LSITNEJN TO ME

✨ trish ✨: so aggressive

DIO: he is not goated with the sauce

hotpants: wtf does that mean

oreng: fiugo moofere lOike fu-GAY

furg: what.

Chad with a gun: YOOOOOOOOO destroyed

furg: i was not destroyed

Chad with a gun: you just got destroyed by fugay

furg: no i did not

pure boy 😇: it kinda seems like you did flumg x

furg: i did not get destroyed by "fugay"

pure boy 😇: you got a little destroyed

oreng: annhybneway myj baupllls

SMACK: this man is demented

cripple 🧑‍🦽: he is still smarter than diego

cowboy 🤠: that's true

DIEGO: oh haw haw haw haw

hotpants: goofy ahh laugh 💀

Mama Bear: hey everyone it's me

✨ trish ✨: hello mama bruno

abbchabio: hello bruno

abbchabio: how are you

Mama Bear: i am ok

furg: are you still mad about the cooking

Mama Bear: no it's fine

Chad with a gun: you should be mad still, the food is so bad

Mama Bear: 😐

✨ trish ✨: WTF

✨ trish ✨: GIORNO MUTE HIM

Chad with a gun: you can't mute me i'm too girthy 😎

✨ trish ✨: WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN

Chad with a gun: trish just thinks she's better than everyone else

✨ trish ✨: I'M BETTER THAN YOU AT LEAST

Chad with a gun: flashing her calculator underwear around

✨ trish ✨: I DON'T HAVE CALCULATOR UNDERWEAR????

Chad with a gun: ok well it's like- you're inside and everyone else is outside in the cold you know

✨ trish ✨: YES? NO? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT??

Chad with a gun: yeah, you know

✨ trish ✨: NO I DON'T KNOW

pure boy 😇: oh yeah i'm a mod now

my dad's gay: wait that's not fair i want mod

cripple 🧑‍🦽: same

Star Finger: you've been here for like a day you don't get mod

Jona: I will give jolyne and johnny mod

Star Finger: bruh

DIO: wtf how do they get mod and i don't?????

baldie: you have small balls

DIO: why would you say that

baldie: because it's the truth

DIO: common joseph L

kiss my hair: antarctic take: DIO is cringe

DIO: that's actually a volcanic take

DIO: also thanks for spelling my name correctly

kiss my hair: no problem

josuke's secret admirer: antarctic take: josuke is my soulmate

kiss my hair: bro why tf are you still here

ZA HANDO: koichi cringe arc 💀

kiss my hair: fr fr

COCKyoin: i should change my name from cockyoin

DIO: no it is your name (true)

COCKyoin: tf do you mean (true)

DIO: i mean (true)

French: it is kinda (true) tbf

DIO: ew polnareff

French: harsh

COCKyoin: it's (true) though

pizza mozzarella: hey guys

cripple 🧑‍🦽: what uuuuuuuuup

DIEGO: my cock

hotpants: not this again

pizza mozzarella: i am about to SIN

hotpants: based

cowboy 🤠: what sin are you about to do

pizza mozzarella: hmm idk 🤔

pizza mozzarella: y'all seem to really be into this child kink rn might check it out

hotpants: NO

cripple 🧑‍🦽: 💀

14 year old girl that everyone is in love with for some reason: w t f

DIEGO: guro more like gypedo

pizza mozzarella: i've never met guro who that

DIEGO: gyro

cripple 🧑‍🦽: guro

hotpants: guro

DIEGO: shut urp

DIEGO: up

cripple 🧑‍🦽: urp

hotpants: urp

DIEGO: SHUT UP

ZA HANDO: beta male cringe

kiss my hair: absolutely not balling

David Bowie: It truly saddens me that people talk like this now.

kiss my hair: boomer

ZA HANDO: kira more like kiroomer

David Bowie: Tragic.

kiss my hair: suck my traDICK

josuke's secret admirer: YES YES YES YES YES YES

trash can: we can't even say anything without koichi becoming a stalker anymore

josuke's secret admirer: i don't know what you mean :)

✨ ass rod ✨: a fellow smiley face connoisseur

frog rain: your smiley faces are always so threatening

✨ ass rod ✨: no :)

SMACK: THEY LITERALLY ARE WHY ARE YOU THIS WAY

✨ ass rod ✨: don't look under your bed tonight :)

my dad's gay: okay well now you're doing it on purpose

✨ ass rod ✨: i am going to fill your orifices:)

my dad's gay: WHAT

pure boy 😇: ayo????

✨ ass rod ✨: what? what's wrng

idont<3jolyne: you can't say you are going to fill someone's orifices

✨ ass rod ✨: why not? i just meant i was going to shoot her in the mouth

my dad's gay: SAY THAT THEN

my dad's gay: DON'T SAY THAT YOU'RE GOING TO FILL MY ORIFICES

Star Finger: What is happening?

my dad's gay: oh hey dad

SMACK: 😬

✨ ass rod ✨: hey mr jotaro i am going to fill jolyne's orifices

my dad's gay: STOOOOP

Star Finger: WHAT.

cripple 🧑‍🦽: well, what have we learned today

DIEGO: YOU'RE DUMB

cripple 🧑‍🦽: wtf 😳

hotpants: that seems unnecessary

✨ ass rod ✨: hey jolyne i have an idea

my dad's gay: DON'T TALK TO ME

pure boy 😇: wtf lmao

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