Read the description pls :)
Anyways time to talk about how much i love Rex Dangervest from The Lego Movie 2 - The Second Part
Here's a list of reasons why he's rad
- He's Radical Emmet Xtreme
- he has raptors
- his middle name is Machete Ninja Star
- he's a galaxy defender, archaeologist, cowboy, raptor trainer, social media influencer, first baseman, man of the soil, script doctor, who can build furniture and bust heads and is known for having chiseled features previously hidden under baby fat
- he is literally a Chris Pratt reference (the stuff i mentioned above)
- he is the darkest villain in lego history
-he has broken the forth wall multiple times
-he's incredibly attractive for a lego, i mean what ahahahah, moving on
-he's a villain, villains are epic
- his code name is alpha wolf bro dog
- he wears vests, and leg vests
- he makes energy drinks
- he listens to rock music
- he's a master breaker
- every scene in the movie, even if he's being a huge jerk, he's so so so rad
Oh my gosh reading through his wiki page made me realise how fucking sad he is
Brb gonna cry
On other notes have this from Rex's wiki, it made me laugh a lot
Even despite that i love him so much.
I love him stupid goofy smile, it brings my so much joy.
Every time i see him i explode of happiness.
He gives me such gender envy and i just wanna be him.
I want to go to the lego movie universe and become his friend and live as dinosaur loving buddys.
WAAAAAA WHY CANT REX BE REAL. WHAT MUST I DO FOR HIM TO EXIST IRL *explodes*
I want his vest. I want to cosplay him. I want to just wear the vest in general, without the cosplay.
I want every version of his mini figure.
I also want the rexcelcior lego set because it's so fucking cool
In case you weren't sold on how epic he is just look at him
He's literally so perfect <33
Anyways that's enough ranting
Hope y'all's have a good day/night and I'll cyas later :D