Chronoa: Alright, now that the Elder Kai's fanfiction had been diposed of thanks to Cable, we can move on to a proper and real Earth.
The Watcher: On Earth DBMM-10102, the fate Venom's daughter Pistole has been altered.
Chronoa: Instead of bonding to the gun loving dame known as Launch, she would bond to her rival Bulma instead.
The Watcher: Now armed with one of the smartest minds in the universe and a Klyntarian temperament, Bulma sets out in her mission to find the perfect boyfriend.
Chronoa: Hell have no fury like a woman's scorn.
On Earth DBMM-10102...
"Rodey, what's going on?" Iron Man said as he flew into his private quarters at Stark Industries, located in Orange City.
"Someone has broken into the Stark industries navigation lab on the fifty-second floor. We don't know how it happened since security cams didn't pick up on the thief entering or exiting the building." Rodey informed through the com as Iron Man looked around.
"Alright, let me check the thermal scans." Tony said as his vision flare up with inferred. "Looks like our thief is long gone, but they left a trail."
"Could it have been Ghost?" Rodey asked.
"No, Ghost would have stuck around to take a few shots at me, considering he hates my guts. Whoever did this had no personal vendetta." Tony said as he entered the lab.
"Did they leave a shoe or toe prints?" Rodey asked.
"No, I already checked that. Whoever came in was barefoot." Tony informed.
"How do you come in barefoot without leaving any toe prints?" Rodey asked.
"I am trying to figure that out myself. No fingerprints or hair flocials either, not bad. If they weren't a thief, I might have been impressed. Maybe would have considered her a new hire." Tony said in his usual humor.
"Her?" Rodey asked.
"The shape of these footprints indicates that our mystery guest is female." Tony said as he stopped in front of an empty glass container. "And I think I know what she stoled."
"Is it something major?" Rodey asked.
"No, it shouldn't be. It's something I have been working with Dr. Briefs on. It's a radar that can detect any species on Earth, providing you have the right samples. It was supposed to be used to locate endangered species on this planet and save them." Tony notified.
"What on Earth could our thief want with such a device? Could be involved with that young guy everyone on the news was talking about? I believe his name was Kraven." Rodey suggested.
"Either way Rodey, I should pay Dr. Briefs a visit. I have a feeling Capsule Corp is where I would get my answers." Iron Man said as he exited the Stark Industries tower.
Meanwhile, back in Bulma's bedroom, under the covers of her own bed...
"Yesssss. We have a lock on our darling's location. Finally, we will correct the mistake we made when we last parted after summoning Shenron." Bulma growled with glee as she tinkered with the device she stole from Stark Industries.
"Hey Bulma, it's Yamcha. Can I please come in?" Came Yamcha's voice on the other side of the door. Bulma cursed under her breath, but she had expected this. She could smell Yamcha and Puar before they got into the Capsule Corp building.
"No." Bulma spat with anger. Of course Yamcha had to barge in, right when she was going to finally get a new man. A real man. HER man.
"I can come in anyway. Panchy gave me permission to." Yamcha said as he and Puar strolled in.
"HOW DARE YOU COME IN!!!!" Bulma snarled as jumped up out of her bed, only wearing what appeared to be a small sized shirt (which didn't cover her stomach) and a pair of underwear. While Bulma was known to have a quick temper, Yamcha had to note that she acted like a rabid honey badger as she slightly hunched over in an animalistic stance. In a way, it reminded him of Goku and Venom when the former bandit had fought him.
"What are you angry about? I don't know what's going on." Yamcha asked as Puar backed away.
"You don't know?! ARE YOU KIDDING!?!? YOU CHEATING ON ME!!!!" Bulma shouted furiously as she threw a glass lamp at Yamcha. To his surprise, it actually hurt, which made him ponder if Bulma was working out.
"Cheated!?" Exclaimed the horrified Yamcha.
"Don't act like you don't know what I am talking about! I saw you with those girls Sapphire and Pearl! You no doubt saw some other girls too!" Bulma furiously shouted.
"Yeah, I admit it. I have been seeing other girls. But it's not like you have been paying attention to me lately. It's as if you were in love with another man." Yamcha back talked.
"That's no excuse!" Bulma yelled, furious at Yamcha. "You know what Yamcha, I'm breaking up with you. We're done."
"What!? You can't break up with me! I'M THE YAMCHA!!!" Asked the astonished Yamcha as Puar gasped at the situation. Even the floating shape-shifting cat knew that was the wrong thing to say.
With a furious screech, Bulma whipped around to extend her left arm. A yellow and blue hand shot out, pinning Yamcha to the wall. Both looked on in horror as Pistole enveloped Bulma, towering over her ex-boyfriend.
"V-v-v-v-Venom!?" Yamcha exclaimed, knowing full well that he was in deep trouble.
"No, but we should have chosen him instead. He may be attached to little Goku, but he is far older than even he knows. Soon Goku will be grown, and my Tiger will be mine! Despite being not human, he is a better man than you, and all you will serve now is....food." Pistole said with a wicked smile as she opened her drooling mouth.
Outside in the Capsule Corp living room...
"Did I just see Yamcha come through?" Oolong asked Dr. Briefs and Panchy, who were busy relaxing and reading a book together.
"Sure did, Panchy let him and Puar in. He said he wanted to see Bulma." Dr. Briefs confirmed.
"Yamcha is such a handsome fellow. I hope he is able to please Bulma." Panchy said with a flirtatious giggle.
"YAMCHA!!!!" Cried Puar's horrified voice from Bulma's room. Immediately, Oolong, Dr. Briefs, and Panchy rushed into the scene, only to find a massive hole in the wall that led outside and Yamcha's headless corspe laying off the carpet. Of course, the playboy was in his dead pose with blood pouring out of his head lacking and teeth marked neck.
"Oh dear!" Panchy exclaimed.
"What in Kami's name happened!?" Dr. Briefs asked.
"YAMCHA'S DEAD!!! BULMA TURNED INTO A YELLOW VENOM AND ATE HIM!!!" Puar shouted, crying her heart out.
"Venom? That symbiote Bulma was obsessing over since Shenron?" Dr. Briefs asked.
"YES!" Puar responded.
"I knew Bulma was crazy for that boy, but I didn't think she would take it that far." Said a relatively unfazed Panchy.
"I will go get the shovel. Bury him in a ditch in the backyard." Oolong said as he excused himself, more chavilere about Yamcha's death. Knowing Bulma, it would have happened eventually, symbiote or not...
An hour later, at Kame House...
"Alright boys and girls, are you all ready to start your training for today?" Master Roshi asked as he and Turtle approached Son Venom, Krillin, and the blue haired Launch.
"We sure are Old Master Pervert!" Venom cheered.
"What's today's training?" Krillin said.
"Today we are going to have a little repeat of what happened with the stone a few months back. We will see how far you three have come under my teachings. Launch would you be so kind to wear the 'special' outfit for this exercise? You can certainly feel the wind blowing on your skin, he ha!" Master Roshi said, taking full advantage now that Launch was in her blue haired form.
"Oh goody. I can't wait to wear it." Launch said with a sweet smile, not knowing Roshi's true motives.
"Okay, it's right in the forest right over there." Roshi pointed out.
"Oh Master Roshi. I can't wait to complete my training." Launch said as she journeyed into the brush.
"Wow Master Roshi, I'm surprised you didn't suggest for Launch to strip here. She probably would have done it." Krillin commented.
"That's what cameras are for my young student." Roshi said as he opened his laptop, only to get frustrated. "Kami damn it, why aren't they working."
"Told you this was a bad idea." Krillin commented.
"Something is wrong Goku. Can't you sense it?" Venom asked his host, getting an uneasy feeling.
"Yes, I hope Launch gets back in time." Goku said, unsettled for reasons unknown to him.
Meanwhile, nearby in the woods...
"Such a cute dress. It fits me perfectly." Blue haired Launch said to herself, now in a bunny suit.
"You're not going anywhere." Came a deep growling voice, unseen by the forest terrain.
"Venom? Is that you? Shouldn't you be back at the beach?" Launch asked, getting uneasy. Sure it sounded like the black symbiote, but it sounded a lot more menacing and feminine.
"Nooooo, but we seen how you look at him, and we don't like you getting near OUR MAN!!!!" Came a shriek as Pistole charged towards Launch, who's head was bitten off before she had a chance to scream.
Meanwhile, back at the beach...
"Damn it, why aren't the cameras working?" Roshi said as he lightly tapped on the laptop.
"Maybe they were hacked into?" Krillin asked as Turtle retrieved a couple of batteries, hoping it would solve the problem.
"Could be, but I don't see how or why that would happen." Roshi responded.
"We told you, something bad is about to happen." Goku said as Venom vibrated with fear and anticipation.
"Bad? Like what?" Came a woman's voice from the brush. Venom immediately stopped vibrating once he realized it was Bulma who emerged from the brush. However, they were still uneasy, sensing that something was different with the Capsule Corp prodigy.
"Wow, what a woman!" Said a very horny Krillin.
"Bulma! What a surprise! We didn't think we would get to see you until the 21st World Martial Arts Tournament. Young Goku and Venom told me everything that happened with Shenron. I am surprised someone like Emperor Pilaf, Mai, and Shu were almost able to rule the world. Still, if it were to happen, at least we didn't get rulers like Carlton Drake, that guy can be a bit nasty." Master Roshi greeted.
"Hey Tiger, why are you so silent? Aren't you happy to see me?" Bulma asked, noticing that Goku was on guard. Roshi, Krillin, and Turtle didn't matter to her anyway.
"What happened to Launch?" Goku asked, getting straight to the point. Roshi, while still horny, found it odd that Bulma would simply ignore everyone else. Perhaps Goku was correct.
"Launch is in a good comfortable place right now, but don't worry about her. Come on Tiger, let's get some alone time." Bulma said, but Goku stayed in place. Roshi at this point held onto his cane with both hands, ready for whatever Bulma had in store.
"Hey, if Goku doesn't want to join you, then I will." Krillin said, getting his grove on.
"NO!!! IT'S VENOM AND ONLY VENOM!!!" Bulma snapped at Krillin.
"What is going on Grandpa Stealer?" Venom said as he enveloped Goku, both fearful for and of Bulma.
"Finally! There is my man!" Bulma proclaimed, as she stared up at the black symbiote with arousing glee.
"Look lady I-" Krillin said, now angry at Bulma for her odd behavior.
"SHUT UP BALDO BAGGINS!!!" Bulma shouted furiously as a yellow and blue spike shot out of Bulma. Venom had to dive in the way and take the hit before the attack could reach his friend. Krillin stared in horror as Venom drew the spike out of his torso.
"I think your girlfriend has a new symbiote Venom." Roshi said as he backed away. He knew he couldn't win against a female, let alone a symbiote.
"WHY WOULD YOU HURT YOURSELF!?!? YOU DIDN'T DESERVE TO GET HURT!!!" Bulma shouted in horror, not wanting to her inflict any pain upon her crush.
"Enough! What happened to Launch! What did you do with her!?" Venom shouted, now growing angry at his first friend.
"The same thing that happened to Hayden Crywalker." Bulma said as she patted her belly while getting enveloped by Pistole.
"Who's Hayden Crywalker?" Krillin asked.
"Yamcha." Goku said as a tear slid down his face. Sure the bandit was an idiot, but he didn't deserve to die.
"Now father, we are going to spend time together or-" Pistole tried to say, but was suddenly blasted away by a sonic beam.
"Sorry I'm late. Name's Tony Stark, but you can call me Iron Man. Perhaps you heard of me." Iron Man said as the armored avenger flew down to the Turtle Hermit's side.
"Never heard of you." All four heroes said as Tony facepalmed his own metal forehead.
"Seriously. Come on guys, I'm world famous." Iron Man said, clearly insulted.
"TONY STARK!!!" Bulma/Pistole roared as she got up and stood off against said hero.
"Finally. Someone here who has heard of me. You should know since you were the one to break into my company. Dr. Briefs and Panchy are worried about you, even after what you did to that surfer boyfriend of yours." Tony stated
"Do we look like we care?! You are in our way!" Pistole roared.
"Look, I have dated my fair share of crazy chicks, so I do you mind if I take this fight. I have experience." Tony asked Venom.
"Just don't hurt her too much please." Venom/Goku asked.
"Hear that? So what do you want to start with first, how about some sushi?" Tony asked Bulma.
"ARGH!!!!!" Bulma/Pistole roared as she charged at the armored avenger. Immediately, Tony raised his hands and fired several sonic and electrical attacks, knocking Pistole back. It got her to the point where she even was struggling to stand up.
"Puar and Oolong told me about you symbiotes. Apparently you don't respond well to sound, fire, and electric. Knew fire was a bit much, so I started to invest in the other two." Iron Man said.
"Venom is ours, we will-" Pistole said as she struggled to get up, but Tony delivered one last blast that knocked her out. Immediately, Pistole absorbed herself back into her unconscious host for safety.
"Poor Bulma." Venom said as he picked up her body and craddled it, using her real name for the very first time.
"Are you kidding me? She killed Launch and your friend Yamcha! She tried to kill me too!" Krillin said.
"Bulma was too intoxicated by her emotions. It wasn't her fault, it was ours." Venom said.
"Don't worry kid, I can take her someplace where Bulma can get better control of herself. In the meantime, you should consider gathering the dragon balls to wish Launch and Yamcha back." Iron Man said as he took Bulma and flew upwards. "By the way, I am considering forming a team where situations like this can never happen to anyone. You three can be the first to join."
Chronoa: To conclude this, Bulma was committed to Ravencroft Institute for the Criminally Insane. There, she would go through the slow process of gaining back her sanity and even 'befriending' an inmate by the name of Violet Killgrave.
The Watcher: But with Bulma out of the picture, who became the essential tech expert of the Z Fighters?
Chronoa: You already know the answer to that. It's Iron Man! After the whole Bulma incident, Iron Man and Son Venom would join forces to swiftly take down threats like the Red Ribbon Army, Demon King Piccolo, and his son Piccolo Jr.
The Watcher: As for the Saiyan Invasion, they were stopped by the newly formed Avengers, a team originally created to thwart Loki's plans. They were Son Venom, Iron Man, Hulk, Thor, Captain America, Black Widow, Hawkeye, Wolverine, Ant-Man, Krillin, Tien, Chiaotzu, and Piccolo Jr. Sadly, Yamcha and Launch quit being fighters after the incident to Bulma, although this did allow Goku to marry Chichi.
Chronoa: However, Nappa was able to kill Piccolo and Ant-Man, prompting the Avengers to go to Namek to bring them back. Alongside the Guardians of the Galaxy, they were able to defeat the likes of Cooler and Frieza.
The Watcher: The former survived however. With his father King Cold at his side, Metal Cooler was able to launch an attack on Earth, which the Avengers easily dealt with.
Chronoa: Now, I know what you're thinking. What about Cell, Carnage, and the Future Timeline? Well that never existed. Tony was able to pick up on the lair of Doctor Gero, where he single handedly thwarted his plans before they happened. That means no Cell and Goku Black, which also leads to no Future and Merged Zamasus. Androids 13 through 16 where safekept as 17 and 18 became interns at Stark Industries. 18 even rose to become the right hand woman to Pepper Potts by the time Beerus and Whis came to Earth.
The Watcher: Tony also used the same tactic against Babidi and Dabura, preventing the rise of Majin Buu and preventing the destruction that Kid Buu and Super Buu would cause. Thankfully, Doctor Strange and Black Panther were there to help him out this time.
Chronoa: However, not everything happened so smoothly since Tony usually kept a trophy room of sorts. All within this vicinity were the decommissioned 16 and 13, the severed head of Metal Cooler, and a few of Babidi's artifacts. All this within close proximity to one another led to the creation of Ultron. Many lives were lost, having Thor to call in a favor from Jiren, Toppo, and Hit.
The Watcher: Although Ultron was vanquished, in the alternative timeline of GT, he was able to survive. Searching all of Universe 7, Ultron was able to plant himself in the subconscious of Hell Fighter 17 all the while Son Venom and Adam Warlock were duking it out with Magus, an evil god who took over the mind of Baby, who then took over the minds of Vegeta, his wife Wanda Maximoff, and most of the Avengers, Fantastic Four, and the world.
Chronoa: When Dr. Gero and Dr. Mu finally merged the two 17s, Ultron took over, thus becoming Super Ultron 17. He was able to slay many fighters including Krillin, Spider-Man, and Gotenks (Ant-Man taught Goten and Trunks fusion). Finally, the malware menace was put down thanks to the combined efforts of SSJ4 Venom, Super Android 18, and Carol Danvers.
The Watcher: When the Shadow Dragons reared their heads, the Avengers quickly dispatched them. However, before they could finish off Omega Shenron, Knull appeared and killed the ender dragon. This was the most powerful fighter they had to face, but in a last ditch effort Venom Gokur (the fusion dance of Goku and Thor) was able to launch a spirit bomb that killed the God of the Symbiotes. They probably couldn't have done it if Galactus hadn't given a small portion of his own energy to help them out. When Son Venom left this world with Shenron, he left as the new King in Black, ushering in a prosperous age where heroes were no longer needed. The Kyltarians were always there to save those who needed saving.
Chronoa: Until Thanos came into the picture, but this a story for another day.
The Watcher: As for the events of Broly and the Red Ribbon revival, it never happened. Broly became a part of the Guardians of Galaxy long after his father Paragus had passed away of old age. While Gamora and Rocket weren't too happy with a Saiyan on board since the Fasha incident, they were eventually persuaded by Peter, Drax, and Namek Groot to keep him as part of the team.
Chronoa: On Earth, Mageta Drake and Carmine stayed in jail while Dr. Hedo joined him soon after. While they would eventually meet in the jail's chess club, they would never realize their dreams. Thus, Gamma 1 and Gamma 2 weren't created. Cell Max and Maximum Carnage weren't even an idea since Gero wasn't able to create Cell or Carnage.
Chronoa: And there you have it. This has been what if Bulma had Pistole. In essence, what if Tony Stark became the armored fighter instead of Bulma. Hope you have a Zeno blessed day.