A/N: Just to let you all know, the cover art isn't mine!
Mario walked into Peach's palace, ready to tell her about his day. He was so excited, he wasn't prepared for what he saw.
"What the hell Peach!"
Peach jumped and pushed Bowser over, trying to cover up what she was doing but failing miserably.
"Oh um.....ha take that Bowser! I um won't ever like you?"
"I'm not as stupid as you think I am Peach, you dumb blonde!"
Peach frowned and helped up Bowser. "Jeez okay. I don't like you anymore, and I've heard Bowser's got luxury spa treatment in his castle. Plus, he's tall."
"You b****! His castle is a piece of s*** compared to yours! And I'm not that short!"
"Yeah yeah whatever save the whining for later. My man and I are going on a date." Peach kisses Bowser on the cheek and Mario flies into a rage, kicking and stomping and trying to break Peach's windows.
"What the f*** Mario? Guards! Get this stupid midget out of my palace!" The guard toads appear and start tugging on Mario, trying to pull him out. "Peach, you b*****! You f****** b****! Stupid motherf*****! I hope Bowser throws you in his f****** dungeon! And I won't save your s***** a*s!"
The toads finally carry Mario out of the palace, with him crying and screaming like a baby.
Peach sniffs and turns to Bowser, who starts turning red. "Nobody talks to my girl like that!" He yells. He runs outside and starts beating up Mario, who runs away before Bowser sets his a*s on fire.
**A few hours later**
*Luigi's POV*
Luigi hears a knock at his door and goes to answer, careful not to wake up Daisy as he got off the couch.
"Huh? What happened Mario?"
Mario was standing there with tears falling in a river down his face, with his clothes singed and almost completely burned off. "Come inside, the rain will make you catch a cold"
Mario stumbles in the front door and collapses on the couch, unaware that Daisy was already on it.
"OW! What the hell Luigi? I thought you knew I was already he-"
Daisy stops talking because she realizes that it was infact Mario that sat on her.
"Oh, hi Mario! How are ya? Get off me!"
"Sorry Daisy..." Mario said wearily. "....geez" he added under his breath as he sat in the armchair.
"What happened Daisy? You OK?" Luigi asked as he came into the room holding a plate of cookies,
"Yea I'm fine, dear old Mario just sat on my head that's all."
Luigi glared at Mario a bit and sat down beside Daisy.
"What happened Mario?" Daisy asked as she took a cookie.
"P-p-p-p-p-p-p-peach b-broke up w-wi-with m-me!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!1" Mario howled as he collapsed on the floor and started having a temper tantrum.
"What the f***? Get a grip Mario! Why did she break up with you?" Luigi said, frowning at his brother.
"B-b-b-b-b-b-b-because of B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-bowser!" screamed Mario as he beat his chest and threw pillows around the room.
"What the hell is wrong with you, Mario?! If you don't stop ruining my living room, I'm going to slap you to f****** mars!" Daisy yelled as she jumped up, rubbing her hands together."
Mario couldn't stop, so Luigi picked him up and threw him outside, closed the door, opened it again, and threw the cookies out after Mario. "Geez" he mumbled before slamming the door.