DISCONTINUED And Now For Some Crack (Fanfiction)

2p stuff

England: *Banging head into wall* Doctor, help me.
2pEngland: *acting as sweet as a giant pixie stick (if you have had one of those, aren't they amazing?)*
Russia: Hehehehehehe...hehehelp
2pRussia: *causing a massacre*
2pItaly: You will all become part of my "special" pasta sauce. *Holding throwing knives menacingly*
Italy: PASTA~ *oblivious to everything*
Me: I wonder what my 2p would be like...?
Some people: Da fuq is a 2p?
Me: well it means second player, it's basically is the opposite of the 1p or original person/character.
Some people: Oh...okay.
Me: Hmmm...first thing she would have a name I absolutely hate.
Sister: Like Nevaeh?
Me: Of course!
Me: Anyway she would have-
Nevaeh: *has blue eyes, curly bright auburn hair, and wears all pink* Hello? I kinda just popped into here...anywho, I am going to go bake. Anyone need a sandwich?
Me: Da faq? *processes* oh Pomato no!
Nevaeh: By the way, I better not hear any anime or stupid emo stuff, or else *smiles creepily*
Me: Kill me, now! And also KILL IT BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS!!
Nevaeh: How on earth did the gays get the right to marry? It is so-
Me: Say one more thing and I will fucking gut you!
Nevaeh: You won't.
Me: Oh really?
Nevaeh: Yeah, because I have the will to do it, you don't. *Holds knife up* Now be a good dear and help me make some food.
Me: *tries to run away* *gets caught* *claws at wall to get out off the kitchen* help me!
Italy: Oh my...Ciao!
Fin