👆🏾 The title says One: Spelling Contest👆🏾
𝓞𝓹𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓣𝓱𝓮𝓶𝓮: (Opening Theme:)
(Keeping the font for aestethic purposes however I will add what the font says in brackets for those who can’t read it.)
𝓢𝔂𝓷𝓸𝓹𝓼𝓲𝓼: 𝓒𝓱𝓵𝓸𝓮'𝓼 𝓮𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽 𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓷𝓽𝓼 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓪𝓻𝓻𝓲𝓿𝓮𝓭. (Synopsis: Chloe’s 8 contestants have arrived.)
𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓼𝓲𝓸𝓷: (Mansion:)
𝓔𝓿𝓮𝓻𝔂𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓘𝓷 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓼𝓲𝓸𝓷: (Everything In The Mansion:)
𝓢𝓾𝓷𝓭𝓪𝔂 - 𝓮𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽𝓱 𝓸𝓯 𝓙𝓪𝓷𝓾𝓪𝓻𝔂 (Sunday - 8th of Jan)
𝓔𝓹𝓲𝓼𝓸𝓭𝓮 𝓞𝓷𝓮: (Ep 1)
𝓣𝓘𝓜𝓔 - 𝟎𝟏:𝟏𝟏 𝓟𝓜 (1:11pm)
𝓒𝓪𝓼𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓓𝓲𝓻𝓮𝓬𝓽𝓸𝓻
𝓜𝓪𝓻𝓲𝓪𝓱 "𝓜𝓲𝓶𝓲" 𝓒𝓪𝓻𝓮𝔂 (This is just the opening credits to create the illusion of an actual TV show, pay it no mind.)
𝓜𝓾𝓼𝓲𝓬 𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓹𝓸𝓼𝓮𝓻
𝓛𝓸𝓷𝓭𝓸𝓷 "𝓸𝓷 𝓭𝓪 𝓣𝓻𝓪𝓬𝓴" 𝓗𝓸𝓵𝓶𝓮𝓼
Chloe: Hii everybody, welcome to the first ever episode of Find Me A Man! I am the first single lady looking for love but you all know me as the extremely talented Chloe Bailey.
Treat Me by Chlo begins playing.
𝓦𝓪𝓻𝓭𝓻𝓸𝓫𝓮 𝓓𝓮𝓼𝓲𝓰𝓷𝓮𝓻
𝓒𝓵𝓪𝓻𝓪 𝓨𝓾𝓻𝔂𝓮𝓿𝓪
𝓐𝓼𝓼𝓸𝓬𝓲𝓪𝓽𝓮 𝓟𝓻𝓸𝓭𝓾𝓬𝓮𝓻𝓼
𝓣𝓾𝓹𝓪𝓬 "𝓟𝓪𝓬" 𝓢𝓱𝓪𝓴𝓾𝓻
𝓢𝓽𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓷 "𝓡𝓪𝓷𝓭𝔂" 𝓙𝓪𝓬𝓴𝓼𝓸𝓷
𝓜𝓪𝓻𝓵𝓸𝓷 𝓙𝓪𝓬𝓴𝓼𝓸𝓷
𝓙𝓮𝓻𝓶𝓪𝓲𝓷𝓮 𝓙𝓪𝓬𝓴𝓼𝓸𝓷
𝓣𝓸𝓻𝓲𝓪𝓷𝓸 "𝓣𝓲𝓽𝓸" 𝓙𝓪𝓬𝓴𝓼𝓸𝓷
𝓜𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓮𝓮𝓷 "𝓡𝓮𝓫𝓫𝓲𝓮" 𝓙𝓪𝓬𝓴𝓼𝓸𝓷-𝓑𝓻𝓸𝔀𝓷
𝓔𝓭𝓲𝓽𝓸𝓻
𝓐𝓻𝓴𝓮𝓲𝓼𝓱𝓪 "𝓚𝓪𝓼𝓱 𝓓𝓸𝓵𝓵" 𝓚𝓷𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽
𝓟𝓻𝓸𝓭𝓾𝓬𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷 𝓓𝓮𝓼𝓲𝓰𝓷𝓮𝓻
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓲𝓼𝓼𝓪 "𝓛𝓲𝔃𝔃𝓸" 𝓙𝓮𝓯𝓯𝓮𝓻𝓼𝓸𝓷
Chloe: I am looking for a man whose intelligent, attentive and a sweetheart. But I wouldn't mind him being a little street smart either if you know what I mean. *winks* And yes, the mansion is the same one from season 3 of BGC. My last relationship was...messy, I need someone better. *sighs*
𝓕𝓵𝓪𝓼𝓱𝓫𝓪𝓬𝓴 (Flashback):
Lady Gaga invites former bad girl housemate Beyoncé.
Stefani: Bey! This is Ashanti.
Beyoncé: Hi, Asha-
Ashanti: My Queen! *bows down to her*
𝓔𝓷𝓭 𝓞𝓯 𝓕𝓵𝓪𝓼𝓱𝓫𝓪𝓬𝓴 (End Of Flashback).
𝓓𝓲𝓻𝓮𝓬𝓽𝓸𝓻 𝓸𝓯 𝓟𝓱𝓸𝓽𝓸𝓰𝓻𝓪𝓹𝓱𝔂
𝓛𝓪 𝓣𝓸𝔂𝓪 𝓙𝓪𝓬𝓴𝓼𝓸𝓷
𝓔𝔁𝓮𝓬𝓾𝓽𝓲𝓿𝓮 𝓟𝓻𝓸𝓭𝓾𝓬𝓮𝓻
𝓙𝓪𝓬𝓴 𝓑𝓻𝓸𝔀𝓷
Chloe walks inside of the mansion to get ready for her potential lovers to show up.
Mariah stands outside of the mansion, looking at her watch.
𝓟𝓻𝓸𝓭𝓾𝓬𝓮𝓻𝓼
𝓗𝓲𝓵𝓭𝓪 𝓜𝓸𝓻𝓻𝓲𝓼𝓸𝓷
𝓛𝓲𝓵𝔂 𝓙𝓪𝓶𝓮𝓼
𝓣𝓪𝓵𝓪𝓷 𝓣𝓱𝓸𝓶𝓼𝓸𝓷
𝓑𝓪𝓻𝓻𝔂 𝓖𝓸𝓵𝓭
𝓗𝓲𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓱𝓲 𝓒𝓱𝓪𝓷
𝓙𝓾𝓵𝓲𝓼𝓼𝓪 𝓩𝓱𝓸𝓾
𝓦𝓻𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓮𝓷 𝓑𝔂
𝓙𝓪𝓷𝓮𝓽 𝓙𝓪𝓬𝓴𝓼𝓸𝓷-𝓢𝓱𝓪𝓴𝓾𝓻
𝓜𝓪𝓻𝓲𝓪𝓱 "𝓜𝓲𝓶𝓲" 𝓒𝓪𝓻𝓮𝔂
𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓗𝓸𝓼𝓽'𝓼 (𝓜𝓪𝓻𝓲𝓪𝓱'𝓼) 𝓞𝓾𝓽𝓯𝓲𝓽: (The Host’s - Mariah’s Outfit)
Mariah: Oh darling, I am wondering if I am too good for this mess of a show but money talks, honey. Let's see what goes down and if Chloe's little boy toys that I casted are hubby material.
𝓓𝓲𝓻𝓮𝓬𝓽𝓸𝓻
𝓜𝓲𝓬𝓱𝓪𝓮𝓵 𝓙𝓪𝓬𝓴𝓼𝓸𝓷
The boys come out of their seperate taxis, Mariah awkwardly smiles at them, holding on to her bag.
Mariah: That crackhead who Kelly Rowland hangs with is here. Oh boy...I completely forgot he paid me 300K to be here...I casted all these men as the casting director of this show and I am starting to regret some of my decisions, honey.
"I don't know what production and I was thinking but why don't you boys come inside the mansion and wait for Chloe there." Mariah sighs.
The boys do as they are told and hesitantly walk inside of the mansion, standing in a row, waiting for Chloe.
Quavious: Chloe and I are real good friends she will definitely want me, that way!
Drew: She likes her men with a little meat on em, Imma win this whole thing and her.
Sergio: I know she's my ex bu-
Demetrius: Summer and I are on a rocky road right now so I need something new...for now.
Michael: I'm here so y'all will stop calling me Tariq.
Leon: Hi, I was on BBC4 and I was loyal as fuck.
Jo-Vaughn: Chloe and I are friends but I'm tryna be more than that.
Christopher: I am TV gold, y'all can never deny that shit.
"So Chris, Gunna...Why did you two apply for this show? Is there a reason?" Mariah asks.
"I lowkey miss her." Sergio admits.
Leon: Highkey. You wouldn't be here if you lowkey missed her, be forreal forreal.
"Mariah, with all disrespect, shut the full fuck up and suck my d***!" Christopher yells.
"Don't talk to her like that, have some respect and remember that she ain't some little bird brain bitch like Karrueche." Quavo snaps.
"I know you ain't telling me how to respect a bitch when you disrespected Saweetie and flung her like how Big flung Pac. And speaking of Kameltoe with a K, you got with her cause you wanna be the rapper version of me, you been on my d**k, you love my style." Chris retorts.
Michael: I smell a fight coming on.
Quavious and Christopher swing on one another, the other contestants jump in to try and break it up but then they all end up fighting after catching stray hits from one another.
"SECURITY!" Mariah yells.
Chloe finally walks downstairs in her robe and is shocked to be greeted by all of this mess.
"Mariah, what is going on?!" Chloe asks.
"Chaos, dahhhling." Mariah responds.
The security guards finally calm things down between the contestants.
"Boys, this is not the Bad Boys Club 2.0! You are competing for my love and I do not want any drama, now let us move on. Go ahead and tell them, Mimi." Chloe snaps.
"Find Me A Man is inspired by Flavor Of Love and I Love New York so the format of those two shows will be similar to this show. If you win this season, you will not only be in an official relationship with Chloe but also win a 40,000 dollar cheque!" Mariah announces.
Jo-Vaughn: *scoffs* That's chump change, Chloe's the better prize.
Demetrius: And that's why I'm here, for the money.
"In the living room, Y'all will wait in a line and Chloe will give you guys your nicknames. Follow me." Mariah adds.
The boys follow Chloe and Mariah to the living room, they stand in a line while Chloe takes a seat and Mariah sits beside her.
"First up, we have...Quavious!" Mariah announces.
"Your nickname will be...Mr. Fine." Chloe says.
Mr. Fine: I love it, it really suits me.
"Go wait outside by the pool, Chloe will be there soon, in the meantime, enjoy the drinks and snacks." Mariah demands, pointing towards the door.
"Bossy ass." Mr. Fine mumbles as he walks over to the door.
Drew is next in line, Chloe grins.
"Druski, what are you doing here?!" Chlo asks.
"I like you a lot so I had to compete for your love." He responds.
"Funny. That's your nickname." Chloe smirks.
Funny: Fine by me. Basic name but fine by me.
"Go wait outside by the pool, Chloe will be there soon, in the meantime, enjoy the drinks and snacks." Mariah demands, pointing towards the door.
Funny nods his head and walks over to the door.
Chloe's ex, Sergio walks over, making Chloe kiss her teeth.
"Why did you even get casted?!" Chloe asks, raising her voice.
"Chloe, I miss you, girl. Give me another chance, please." Gunna pleads.
"I am uncertain about that...Old News." Chloe answers.
"Don't be petty like your mentor." Old News scoffs.
"First of all, do not try and shade my best friend, I will cuss your ass out!" Mariah warns.
Old News ignores her and walks outside.
Mariah: Clearly I fucked up as the casting director for this show, they were respectful during auditions. What changed?!
Next up is...Demetrius!
"You're the son of Big Meech, right?" Chloe asks him.
"Yeah, that's me." Lil Meech responds.
"Bad news, eliminate him." Mariah whispers to Chloe.
"I like you a lot already...Dolla Bills." Chloe admits.
Dolla Bills: Mariah can talk shit all she wants to but Mýa still punked her multiple times on season 2 and she didn't do shit about it until the last episode, scary ass.
Jack (Executive Producer): Sounds like somebody's hurt that we didn't allow him on the Bad Boys Club.
"Go wait outside by the pool, Chloe will be there soon, in the meantime, enjoy the drinks and snacks." Mariah demands, pointing towards the door.
Dolla Bills winks at Chloe then walks away.
Next in line is...Michael.
"Heyyy, Tariq!" Chloe says, in a flirtatious tone.
"Please do not nickname me that, Chloe. I hate Tariq as much as y'all do." Mike pleads.
"Well since you're the youngest guy here, Imma name you...Baby." Chloe responds.
Baby: Um...okay. *shrugs* You're only two years older than me but alright, then.
"I know, Mariah, I know." Baby sighs, walking away.
Leon walks over to Chloe and she begins fangirling, she stands up to hug him and he hugs her back.
"Whoever from production casted fucking Andre Thomas to the show is getting a raise by 25%!" Chloe squeals.
The Casting Director, Mariah jumps up and down with joy too. The contestants are jealous of all the attention Leon is getting right now.
"Sit beside me, Mr. Nice Guy." Chloe whispers to him, while blushing.
Leon: I am overwhelmed, I was not expecting her to react like that.
Mr. Fine: Nah, Imma check her for that. Because why didn't you do all that with me and these other niggas?
"To save you from getting jumped from seven bitter men, just go outside please." Mariah facepalms.
"We can talk later, baby. Don't worry, continue on with the show." Leon tells Chloe.
Chloe nods her head, grinning from ear to ear.
The next one in line is...Jo-Vaughn.
Chloe freaks out again and pounces on him, kissing him.
Everyone:
Funny (Druski): Chloe, why are you acting like a cat in heat over Leon and Joey Badass for?!
"Imma nickname you...The Hotness." Chloe pants.
The Hotness: Chloe...*sighs* That's the name of that flop bitch from the X-Factor. Oh God...help me.
Christopher is the final one and he crosses his arms, trying not to cuss Chloe out.
"Are you okay, Chris?" Chloe asks him.
"Bitch, hell naw! I don't wanna see your ass going crazy over fucking Joey Badass and that Victorious nigga like that EVER again! DO YOU FUCKING HEAR ME?!" Christopher yells in her face, making Chloe cry.
Leon: Before any of us could even react, Old News zoomed in there and knocked his ass out with a right hook.
Funny: Nigga was not playing when he said he wants Chloe back.
"Thank you, Old News because he was buggin'...as usual." Mariah sighs.
Mariah drags Chloe off of The Hotness (Joey) and pushes him outside.
Chloe goes outside with Mariah, Mimi chooses the four candidates who will talk to Chloe first.
Old News (Gunna), Mr. Nice Guy (Leon), Baby (Tariq) and Mr. Fine (Quavo) are up first.
Mr. Fine sits beside Chloe and puts his arm around her, kissing her cheek.
"You and I have been cool for a minute now, Chlo. Make sure I win this whole thing." He whispers to her.
"So you're not here for Chloe? You're here for money?" Old News asks.
"Didn't you snitch on Thug, bitch ass nigga?!" Mr. Fine retorts, standing up.
The both of them get in each other's faces, bickering with one another. Baby and Chloe make out while Mr. Nice Guy smokes a blunt, rolling his eyes at all the madness.
Messy walks out, scratching his head and glares at Chloe making out with Baby (Michael Rainey Jr.), making him seethe.
Messy: Nah, I am mad as hell why is Chloe around all these clowns for?! I am the MJ of this generation, she should be sucking my **** right now!
Funny (Druski), Dolla Bills (Lil Meech), The Hotness (Joey Bada$$) and Messy (Chris Brown) are up next to spend some time with Chloe.
"Soo...Who you feeling the most right now?" Dolla Bills asks.
"I can't decide yet, you are all such sweethearts to me." Chloe replies.
"Even Messy?" Dolla Bills quizzes, in response.
Chloe sighs while Messy clenches his fists at an unbothered Dolla Bills.
"My nose hurts." The Hotness randomly says.
"This is all awkward, y'all niggas are boring! Chloe, I bought you a gift." Funny says, handing her a teddy bear.
Chloe grins. "Aww Funny, that is so sweet."
"And there's more where that came from, I'm full of surprises." Funny responds.
"Well we all got money! I don't spoil a woman for my love, my actions in the bedroom prove how much I love her. One night with me and Chloe will drop y'all asses like how y'all Mamas dropped y'all when y'all were babies." Messy (Breezy) snaps.
The Hotness, Dolla Bills and Funny slowly nod their heads, Chloe is intrigued by his words and leans up against him, shocking them.
The Hotness: Nostalgia is a motherfucker.
Chloe: I just like a man whose bossy, y'know? It always seems to entice me.
A montage is then shown of Chloe doing different activities with each potential lover. Baby (Tariq) continues flirting with Chloe and making out with her, Mr. Fine (Quavo) smokes a blunt while cuddling with her by the pool, Funny (Druski) makes her laugh her ass off with all his jokes, Old News (Gunna) is being boring as fuck, turning Chlo off. Mr. Nice Guy (Leon) gives Chloe some of his merch as a gift to her, Messy (CB) just sings to her while she sits there, smiling. Dolla Bills' (Lil Meech) stench is throwing Chloe off and she keeps making excuses as to why she can't kiss him-
*𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐃 𝐒𝐂𝐑𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇*
Dolla Bills: I'm offended.
Chloe: I'm sorry but fuck! He is so fine though. Not as much as his Dad but y'know...
𝓣𝓘𝓜𝓔 - 𝟎𝟑:𝟏𝟏 𝓟𝓜 (3:11pm)
2 hours later, Mariah calls the boys and Chloe into the living room.
"Okay, boys. I'm gonna get out of this robe and get dres-" The Hotness cuts her off.
"Need any help with getting ready, Chlo?" He winks at her.
Chloe blushes. "Stop it Joey. Oh my gosh! I'll see y'all later."
Once Chloe goes upstairs, Mariah clears her throat.
"Each episode, y'all will receive a Ch-letter! Which is a letter by Chloe where she explains the challenge to you. After that y'all will have 3 hours to prepare yourselves for the challenge and to get dressed for it too. If there is a dress code, the Ch-letter will let you know. Understood?" Mariah explains.
The potential lovers murmur "Yes" in response. Mariah then hands Dolla Bills the Ch-letter for him to read it out to everyone.
𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓒𝓱-𝓮𝓷𝓿𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓹𝓮: (The Ch-envelope)
𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓒𝓱-𝓵𝓮𝓽𝓽𝓮𝓻: (The Ch-letter)
Mr. Fine: I mean I’ve done that with Chloe before but I wouldn’t mind doing it again.
Baby: 5K dollars? Meh. I’d prefer the date.
Old News: I’m smart, Imma win this.
“Mariah, what will the ten words be? We can’t prepare for it unless you tell us.” Old News (Gunna) questions.
“You’re right. Here’s a note for y’all to read, memorize it.” Mariah says, handing them the note.
The Note:
1. Gobbledegook
2. Logorrhea
3. Minuscule
4. Onomatopoeia
5. Ingenious
6. Pochemuchka
7. Sacrilegious
8. Accommodate
9. Linguistic
10. Chiaroscurist
End Of Note.
The Hotness (Joey Bada$$): I feel like I could ace this.
Messy (Chris Beaty): Can these two bitches spell any of these words to give it to us like that?
“Good luck.” Mariah sings, strolling out of the room.
The potential lovers stare at one another, shaking their heads.
“I mean anyone who doesn’t know how to spell miniscule is a straight bitch like Gunna.” Funny (Druski) quips.
“Agreed.” The other potential lovers (except Old News) say in unison.
Old News: I love how they’re hating on me like I don’t rap circles around them especially Mr. Fine’s dumbass.
“Sorry but you did Thugga dirty.” Mr. Nice Guy (Leon) says.
“Y’all are so stupid, what we need to focus on is this damn quiz that are y’all are gonna lose, Chlo and I got history. She’s definitely gonna take me back.” Old News brags.
“When I exist? Nigga please.” Messy (Breezy) cackles.
“Chloe would be a fool to date a cr*ckhead.” Old News scoffs.
The Hotness (Joey Bada$$) sits down in the phone room and locks himself in, studying how to read the words on the note.
“Not a fight happening again.” Dolla Bills (Lil Meech) instigates.
Mariah and Chloe are upstairs getting their hair done by the stylists, unbothered by the drama going on downstairs.
The Hotness walks upstairs and greets the both of them.
“Heyyy, Joey. How you doing?” Chloe asks.
“I’m good, just confused by all of these words...Especially the first one.” The Hotness responds.
“Well if you’re intelligent enough, you’ll win, my love.” Chloe shrugs.
“Is there a fight going on downstairs?” Mariah asks.
“Whatever is going on downstairs has nothing to do with me, I know what I’m here for and it’s not no petty shit.” The Hotness responds.
Chloe: “I cannot confirm nor deny” ass answer. He might win, he reminds me of me.
Meanwhile downstairs, Funny (Druski) and Dolla Bills (Lil Meech) successfully instigated a fight between Old News (Gunna) and Messy (Breezy).
The fight is 50/50, the security guards are held back. Back upstairs, Chloe is bawling her eyes out, shocking Mariah and The Hotness (who rushes to comfort her).
“Chlo, what’s wrong?” He asks her.
“This is really triggering for me, all the fighting and yelling. It gives me flashbacks of my childhood, I can’t.” Chloe sniffs.
Chloe: I am sensitive to yelling. My Father was abūśive towards my Mother and it had a negative effect on me and my relationships with men. It’s another reason why I cut them off, the drama was too much for me. I love them but they did a lot of things to hurt me.
“You don’t have to confide in me now, Chlo. You tell me whenever you are ready and I’ll be there for you, I promise you, Ma.” He whispers to her, making Chlo smile a little.
Back downstairs, the boys are wondering where The Hotness is.
Mr. Fine (Quavo): Then we heard his ass upstairs talking to Chloe.
“He’s one sneaky ass nigga but we got half an hour to get dressed, let’s just get ready.” Baby (Mike Rainey Jr.) sighs.
The Hotness: *smirks* Get used to me being a “sneaky ass nigga”.
𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓗𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓛𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓻... (One Hour Later...)
𝓒𝓱𝓵𝓸𝓮’𝓼 𝓞𝓾𝓽𝓯𝓲𝓽: (Chloe’s Outfit)
𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓟𝓸𝓽𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓲𝓪𝓵 𝓛𝓸𝓿𝓮𝓻𝓼 𝓞𝓾𝓽𝓯𝓲𝓽𝓼: (The Potential Lovers Outfits)
Everyone is seated in the kitchen, waiting for their instructions.
“Okay, boys. There are 10 words for y’all to spell. Whoever gets the most points out of 10, wins! Simple as that.” Mariah announces.
Chloe is excited to find out who will win and waves the 5,000 dollar cheque around.
Drew (Druski): Based off of my outfit, I clearly need that shit. Hand it over, Chlo.
“First word is Gobbledegook. You have 30 seconds to spell it correctly.” Mariah states.
Results:
Mr. Fine (Quavo): 1/10
Funny (Druski): 1/10
Old News (Gunna): 0/10
Dolla Bills (Lil Meech): 1/10
Baby (Michael Rainey Jr. / Tariq): 1/10
Mr. Nice Guy (Leon): 1/10
The Hotness (Joey Bada$$): 1/10
Messy (Breezy): 0/10
Chloe: Not Old News and Messy being slow. It is very easy to spell.
“And for the confused ones out there, gobbledegook bascially means when you criticize a speech or piece of writing for sounding like nonsense or complicating.” Mariah tells them.
Dolla Bills: That’s how I feel whenever Old News speaks.
“Second word is Logorrhea. You have 30 seconds to spell it correctly.” Mariah states.
Results:
Mr. Fine (Quavo): 1/10
Funny (Druski): 1/10
Old News (Gunna): 0/10
Dolla Bills (Lil Meech): 2/10
Baby (Michael Rainey Jr. / Tariq): 1/10
Mr. Nice Guy (Leon): 2/10
The Hotness (Joey Bada$$): 2/10
Messy (Breezy): 0/10
Mr. Fine: Fuck, I need to use the thesaurus more so I can spell these words right.
“Logorrhea means excessive and often incoherent talkativeness or wordiness.” Mariah explains.
Dolla Bills: Whoever made this word is in hell right now.
Talan (Producer): And you and your Daddy will join said person.
Dolla Bills nods his head, slowly, glaring at him.
“Third word is Minuscule. You have 30 seconds to spell it correctly.” Mariah states.
“This should be easy for y’all, boys.” Chloe adds.
Results:
Mr. Fine (Quavo): 2/10
Funny (Druski): 1/10
Old News (Gunna): 1/10
Dolla Bills (Lil Meech): 3/10
Baby (Michael Rainey Jr. / Tariq): 2/10
Mr. Nice Guy (Leon): 3/10
The Hotness (Joey Bada$$): 3/10
Messy (Breezy): 1/10
Funny (Druski): I did spell it wrong but do not judge me, y’all prolly ain’t smart either.
“Fourth word is Onomatopoeia. You have 30 seconds to spell it correctly.” Mariah states.
Results:
Mr. Fine (Quavo): 2/10
Funny (Druski): 2/10
Old News (Gunna): 1/10
Dolla Bills (Lil Meech): 3/10
Baby (Michael Rainey Jr. / Tariq): 2/10
Mr. Nice Guy (Leon): 4/10
The Hotness (Joey Bada$$): 3/10
Messy (Breezy): 2/10
The Hotness: Hate that I forgot how to spell this damn word.
Mr. Nice Guy: *smirks* The Hotness studied for this to end up being one point behind me. Yikes.
“Fifth word is Ingenious. You have 30 seconds to spell it correctly.” Mariah states.
Results:
Mr. Fine (Quavo): 3/10
Funny (Druski): 2/10
Old News (Gunna): 1/10
Dolla Bills (Lil Meech): 4/10
Baby (Michael Rainey Jr. / Tariq): 3/10
Mr. Nice Guy (Leon): 5/10
The Hotness (Joey Bada$$): 4/10
Messy (Breezy): 2/10
Messy: WHY THE FUCK IS EVERYONE CHEATING?! *punches the confessional chair*
“Ingenious means something that is very clever and involves new ideas, methods or equipment. For an example, my music is ingenious.” Mariah brags.
“And mine.” Chloe adds.
Mariah nods her head, going red in the face.
Dolla Bills: Chloe you cute and all but I need you to be fucking for real! The fuck Beyoncé been telling you behind closed doors?! Whatever she said, she’s lying because your music is asssss.
“Sixth word is Pochemuchka. You have 30 seconds to spell it correctly.” Mariah states.
Results:
Mr. Fine (Quavo): 3/10
Funny (Druski): 2/10
Old News (Gunna): 1/10
Dolla Bills (Lil Meech): 4/10
Baby (Michael Rainey Jr. / Tariq): 3/10
Mr. Nice Guy (Leon): 6/10
The Hotness (Joey Bada$$): 5/10
Messy (Breezy): 2/10
Baby: This word is ridiculous.
“Pochemuchka means someone who asks too much questions, someone whose always curious about everything.” Mimi informs them.
Everyone looks at an confused Old News.
“Seventh word is Sacrilegious. You have 30 seconds to spell it correctly.” Mariah states.
Results:
Mr. Fine (Quavo): 3/10
Funny (Druski): 3/10
Old News (Gunna): 1/10
Dolla Bills (Lil Meech): 4/10
Baby (Michael Rainey Jr. / Tariq): 3/10
Mr. Nice Guy (Leon): 6/10
The Hotness (Joey Bada$$): 6/10
Messy (Breezy): 3/10
Mariah: The potential lovers can’t see their results but by the looks of things, either Messy or Old News may go home tonight.
Chloe: Mr. Nice Guy and The Hotness are neck and neck right now. It’s making me so worried.
“Sacrilegious means someone who disrespects something holy or disrespects something that people think should be respected.” Mariah says, side eyeing Old News.
Old News: I shoulda never came here, walked myself right into some bullshit.
“Eighth word is Accommodate. You have 30 seconds to spell it correctly.” Mariah states.
Results:
Mr. Fine (Quavo): 4/10
Funny (Druski): 4/10
Old News (Gunna): 2/10
Dolla Bills (Lil Meech): 5/10
Baby (Michael Rainey Jr. / Tariq): 4/10
Mr. Nice Guy (Leon): 7/10
The Hotness (Joey Bada$$): 7/10
Messy (Breezy): 4/10
Dolla Bills: I copied Baby’s answer. Imma cheater.
Messy: Mr. Fine keeps smiling, it’s making me mad. First he dates Karate klass with a k and now he wants Chloe? I can’t have shit! *screams*
“Ninth word is Linguistic. You have 30 seconds to spell it correctly.” Mariah states.
Results:
Mr. Fine (Quavo): 5/10
Funny (Druski): 4/10
Old News (Gunna): 3/10
Dolla Bills (Lil Meech): 6/10
Baby (Michael Rainey Jr. / Tariq): 4/10
Mr. Nice Guy (Leon): 8/10
The Hotness (Joey Bada$$): 8/10
Messy (Breezy): 4/10
Dolla Bills: I feel like Imma win that cheque.....and the date.
“Tenth word is Chiaroscurist. You have 30 seconds to spell it correctly.” Mariah states.
Final Results:
Mr. Fine (Quavo): 5/10
Funny (Druski): 5/10
Old News (Gunna): 3/10
Dolla Bills (Lil Meech): 6/10
Baby (Michael Rainey Jr. / Tariq): 4/10
Mr. Nice Guy (Leon): 9/10
The Hotness (Joey Bada$$): 8/10
Messy (Breezy): 4/10
“Chiaroscurist is a painter who uses light and shade rather than colour to create the illusion of volume.” Mariah informs.
“The results are in boys, y’all wait in here while Mariah and deliberate in the living room for the next 10 minutes.” Chloe says.
The potential lovers check Chloe out as she struts out of the kitchen.
“Good God, I would tear her apart.” Messy (CB) whispers to himself.
“Of course you would, doubt you’d ever take it nice and slow with a woman.” Baby (Tariq) scoffs.
“Are you implying what I think you are?! Do you even get bitches?!” Messy yells.
“Fucking hothead, you’re finished with Old News and now you’re starting on me?! Get the fuck outta here.” Baby snaps.
“I need some paracetamol, y’all are getting on my fucking nerves.” The Hotness sighs, getting up.
“Nah, we should be mad at your ass! Your wack ass was upstairs tryna f*** Chloe!” Mr. Fine (Quavo) yells.
“Dumbass.” The Hotness (Joey Bada$$) cackles.
“He does have a point, though. You’re a sneaky ass nigga.” Funny (Druski) admits.
The Hotness takes some paracetamol and drinks some water, ignoring them.
“I should whoop your ass.” Messy snaps.
The security guards stand beside Messy, Baby and The Hotness.
Mr. Nice Guy: Messy must be bipolar.
Baby: I cannot. Messy can’t be here for Chloe, he’s so hell bent on beefing with everyone else, it’s crazy.
Chloe and Mariah are annoyed by the potential lovers’ antics, they leave the room since they are done with deliberating.
“Messy, I will disqualify you right now with zero fucks given if you continue acting like this is the fucking Bad Boys Club.” Chloe threatens.
“I’m sorry but-” Chloe cuts him off.
“I don’t even wanna hear your voice right now. Back to you, Mariah.” Chloe scoffs.
Funny: Damn, my girl is fed up! I get it, glad she never clocked me or Dolla Bills for instigating the drama earlier though. *smirks*
“So the bottom 3 is Old News, Messy and Baby. Messy and Baby only got 4 out of 10 points while Old News only got 3. One of you will be leaving during the eliminations ceremony.” Mariah announces.
Old News: I am shocked but not surprised.
Messy: So one of us really has to go home tonight? This is absolutely fucked.
Baby: I’m pissed off because what was the point of even doing this challenge in the first place?
“However Chloe gets to choose which of the bottom 3 she wants to save...right now. Which means you will only have a low point instead of a bottom 2 point in your track record. So who will you save, Chloe? If you really can’t choose, one of your potential lovers can choose who to save.” Mariah adds.
“Fuck.” Chloe mumbles.
The Hotness: Please choose Baby. Let Old News or Messy leave please. *crosses fingers*
“Dolla Bills, who should I save?” Chloe asks.
“Messy.” Dolla Bills responds, without hesitation.
The potential lovers especially Baby and Old News are pissed off.
“Dolla Bills, Mr. Fine and Funny. Y’all are safe and get to stay for another episode. Let’s hope y’all can win next episode. Mr. Fine, Funny. You two tied with 5 out of 10 points while Dolla Bills won 6 out of 10 points. Good job, I guess...Dahhhlings.” Mariah announces.
Funny: 5 out of 10?! I really thought I coulda went home but this is good.
Dolla Bills: I was so close to that cheque. Fuck!
Mr. Fine: I’m so mad, I thought I was gonna win. You can look at me and tell that I’m smart.
“Our top two is Mr. Nice Guy and The Hotness. One of you got 9 out of 10 points while the other got 8 out of 10 points.” Mariah announces.
The Hotness: I obviously won 9 out of 10.
Mr. Nice Guy: I got the 9 out of 10, I can feel it.
“The person winning a 5,000 dollar cheque as well as a nice date at Crown Shy restaurant with Chloe is......Mr. Nice Guy!” Mariah announces.
The jealous potential lovers applaud Mr. Nice Guy as he is handed his cheque by a giddy Chloe.
Mr. Nice Guy: It’s only up from here!
𝓣𝓘𝓜𝓔 - 𝟎𝟗:𝟏𝟏 𝓟𝓜 (9:11pm)
𝓐𝓽 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓒𝓻𝓸𝔀𝓷 𝓢𝓱𝔂 𝓡𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪𝓷𝓽: (At The Crown Shy Restaurant)
“How does it feel being the first challenge winner, Mr. Nice Guy?” Chloe asks him.
“It feels great, Chloe. I just want you to know that I didn’t try to win for the cheque, I wanted to win for this date with you.” He responds.
Chloe blushes. “Aww thank you.”
“So why did you give me this nickname? I’m curious.” Mr. NG quizzes.
“It’s how I view you, you have real good energy and you’re never in no mess or anything, you are a nice guy.” Chloe answers.
“Why thank you.” Mr. Nice Guy smiles.
Meanwhile back at the mansion, Mariah is playing video games with Funny and Dolla Bills.
Old News and Baby are blaming each other for why they are in the bottom 2.
Mr. Fine and Messy are asleep on the floor after having multiple drinks.
The Hotness is sitting in the phone room, reading books.
Mariah: I wonder why The Hotness is so anti social.
Back at the restaurant, Mr. Nice Guy and Chloe are getting to know each other, enjoying some food and drinks.
“So what’s your favorite song that you wrote?” Chloe asks him.
“The songs I wrote with Ariana especially Nasty.” Mr. Nice Guy replies.
“I love that y’all are still friends, Ari is that girl.” Chloe commends him.
“Facts. What’s it like working with Bey?” Leon questions.
“I love her! We have been close for so many years, she is like a Mother to me.” Chloe gushes.
“Mmhm, tell me more.” Leon encourages, sipping his wine.
Chloe: He is so attentive, he is definitely staying until Top 3 or something.
Mr. Nice Guy: I love me some Chloe. This date just confirmed that for me.
𝓣𝓘𝓜𝓔 - 𝟏𝟏:𝟏𝟗 𝓟𝓜 (11:19pm)
Mariah makes all of the bad boys stand outside for the elimination ceremony, Chloe and Mr. Nice Guy finally return from the restaurant.
“Y’all are an hour late.” Mariah snaps.
“Care to share why your lipstick is smeared, Chloe?” Funny asks.
“And is that a hickey on your neck?” Mariah asks, yelling.
Chloe giggles while Leon smirks at his jealous competitors, standing beside them.
“Mr. Nice Guy and The Hotness, y’all did well today. Let’s hope you continue to impress me on the upcoming episodes. You two may go back inside the mansion.” Chloe tells them.
The Hotness: Imma little salty that I lost by one minuscule point but it is what it is.
Mr. Nice Guy: The bitter looks on their face sent me. I won fair and square, grow up, we all grown around here.
“As for my safe potential lovers, I hope you can do better next episode or you may get booted out of here. Especially you, Messy. You four may leave.” Chloe snaps.
Dolla Bills: Messy, I saved you so I constantly remind you that I saved you from being in the bottom and going home. Old News and Baby are too lame to stay but so are you, you better kiss my ass from now on.
Funny: Not her being disappointed with me. Imma make her ass spell those hard ass words off camera and let y’all know if she wins next episode.
Mr. Fine: Chloe, be for real. Did you really think we could win a hard ass spelling contest when half of us are high or drunk or both? *kisses his teeth*
Messy: She keeps calling me out like I snitched on Thug or sum. Direct that energy to the black 6ix9ine.
Old News and Baby awkwardly glare at one another.
“Which one of you wanna plead your case, first?” Mariah asks.
“Me.” Old News snaps.
“Go ahead.” Chloe replies.
“Chloe, you and I go way back. You wrote that little song with Latto about me, right? You want us to be closer and that can’t happen if you don’t keep me here. I still love you, Chloe. Let me prove that to you, be my girl again.” Old News begs.
Mariah: *sings* Pathetic.
“I ain’t deseperate like that, you down bad.” Baby cackles.
“Who is?” Chloe asks.
“Old News but anyway, you should keep me here because Imma rich ass nigga who will give you the world and spoil your fine ass. I really like you, Chloe. Keep me, remember whose trustworthy and whose a rat.” Baby reminds her.
Chloe sighs. “I’ve made my decision, I’m sorry Baby but I gotta keep Old News.”
Baby shakes his head in disbelief while Old News thanks Chloe and walks back inside the mansion.
Chloe cries while Baby hugs both her and Mariah goodbye. He gets in the limousine and slames the door shut, murmuring insults about Chloe and Old News to himself.
Baby (Michael Rainey Jr.): How am I a baby when you 25 and I’m 25? All ah unu can suck yuh bomboclaat mudda! Especially de likkle rat, Old News! BYE! Fuck y’all! (Translation: All of you can suck your f***ing mother! Especially the little rat, Old News!)
Chloe walks inside and wipes her tears away.
“Congratulations, Top 7!” Chloe squeals.
The Potential Lovers cheer and pour out some liquor for Baby.
Chloe: Baby, I am so sorry. Hope we can be friends? You’re a good kisser though, I’ll give you that.
𝓒𝓵𝓸𝓼𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓣𝓱𝓮𝓶𝓮: (Closing Theme)
𝓣𝓻𝓪𝓬𝓴 𝓡𝓮𝓬𝓸𝓻𝓭: (Track Record)
𝓔𝓵𝓲𝓶𝓲𝓷𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓭: (Eliminated)
𝓝𝓮𝔁𝓽 𝓔𝓹𝓲𝓼𝓸𝓭𝓮 𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓞𝓾𝓽 𝓝𝓸𝔀. (Next Ep Coming Out Now)
𝓡𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓸𝓶 𝓢𝓹𝓪𝓶 𝓞𝓯 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓑𝓮𝓼𝓽 𝓟𝓱𝓸𝓽𝓸𝓼 𝓞𝓯 𝓜𝔂 𝓕𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓼: (Random Spam Of The Best Photos Of My Faves)