Star Wars: Rise of the Memes

By certkidwhocantdomath

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This is the Star Wars sequel no one asked for, but I delivered anywayπŸ˜… π„π©π’π¬π¨ππž π‹π—πˆπ— π‘π’π¬πž 𝐨𝐟... More

For the aesthetics?
I am the sand guardian!
Who would win?
Why?
He won't have any words
If Obi-wan survived Episode IV
Being overdressed
I don't know!
BE A BETTER PERSON!
No, I'm not a father
Yeeted!
I don't know what your talking about
JUST SHUT UP!!
I won't bite!
Do you remember the youngling?
I may not have a brain
Insurance clones
Dumbest scar stories
Sorry I'm late
I love you
Someone get me a cigarette
Let's kill them all
It's to stop meπŸ₯Ί
JediTok
He ate a banana
I will not stand here and be insulted
How does this look?
Don't tell me what to do!
I think you're beautiful
Straight?
Did they raise you in a basement?
Well..
The phrase "free as a bird"
Five words or less
Kill one guy
Yup, that'll do it
Important it was not
You haven't had a vacation in eight hundred years?

Do you know how much a banana costs?

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By certkidwhocantdomath

Dooku: Yes

Jocasta: Yes

Sifo: No

Shonti: Yes

Jaster: Yes

Jon, forgot and was reminded by Shonti: Yes

Jenza, wishes she didn't: Yes

Yoda: No

Cerulian, pretends he does: Yes

Kostana, pretends she doesn't: No

Tholme: Yes

Silas: Yes

Mace: Yes

Vokara: Yes

Rael: No

Palpatine: No

Triia: *Runs the banana stock market*


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