Mr. Funny Doings International: Blocky (BFDI) TF/FTM/AR/MC/Corruption
[Warning: Contains Body Horror, Blood/Gore, Threatening, Intimidation, Corruption, Mentions of Sadism, Mentions of Masochism, Spoilers from BFDI. You have been warned]
17 August 2017
Today is the day; the day that Blanca Redd, 27, has been looking forward to since January.
Unfortunately, due to yesterday's events, Blanca must go to the annual festival alone and attend the speech without the physical support of her friends. However, Snezhana once said that she and all their friends will be with Blanca in spirit, no matter where they go.
Obviously, Connie and Snezhana have disappeared and is no where to be seen.
But Erica and Penelope are not attending because the latter is comforting the former. Erica must stay home to grieve over the disappearance of Snezhana, and Penelope must support Erica.
Blanca, who is in the car with her fiancé, Florin, who is 11 years older than her.
The car that she is in right now isn't hers, despite her having her driver's license and car. She is in Florin's car right now.
Blanca and Florin then parked their car at the reserved slot on the parking lot.
"Whew, at least I have you to support me in a physical sense..." Blanca reassured herself.
"Blanca, I know that, but why would you say that?" Florin asked.
"Well, Connie and Snezhana disappeared the past 2 days, Erica is grieving over the latter, and Penelope is comforting Erica." Blanca began, "Well, I know it is Willa's fault since Connie told me about what happened to Neil..."
"Willa? You mean that girl who's obsessed with Woody, let alone BFDI in general?!" Florin asked Blanca.
"Yeah, her. I heard that Snezhana and Willa are childhood friends..." Blanca replied, "And if Snezhana is gone, could that mean either Penelope, Erica, or I could be next?"
"You, next? But our marriage is in two months, Blanca! If you disappeared, then we can't get married!" Florin replied.
"God, that'd be a shame if I'd ever disappear because I genuinely love you, Florin!" Blanca teared up.
"It's okay..." Florin reassured Blanca, "I'm here, and plus you got a speech to get to, Blanca, allow me to fix your makeup."
"Alright then, let's get to it, Florin!" Blanca regained her confidence, "and plus I can do it myself, thank you very much!"
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After fixing her makeup, Blanca, along with Florin headed towards the stage where Blanca is supposed to give her speech at.
And no matter what, Florin stood next to Blanca, supporting her with every word.
Blanca gave out an amazing speech on how fun festivals and love are; how she and Florin made this festival possible.
"Festivals, they are fun... but they are even more fun when you're with your friends, family, and/or loved ones.
"Festivals, they're fun to host when you're with your loved one... none of this would've been possible without the help of Florin and my four best friends, who couldn't be here due to personal reasons.
"My four best friends are Snezhana, Erica, Penelope, and Connie... and my fiancé is Florin... without you guys, I wouldn't have taken up on such an ambitious project!
"And without further ado, have fun!
The audience applauded on this amazing speech, Blanca taking a bow on her nice dress. After Blanca stepped down from the stage, she headed to the bathroom to get into her casual clothing, which consisted of a light pink tank top with heart decals, black jeans, a purple cropped hoodie with a red heart symbol on it, and purple sneakers.
Once Blanca exited the bathroom stall and headed to the nearby sink, she noticed Willa was pretending to wash her hands.
"What are you doing here?!" Blanca asked.
"Oh, it's you, I just wanted to congratulate you on the speech you'd just made earlier. That was spot on." Willa replied, trying to hide the evil, sadistic smirk on her face.
"Thank you, but really, Willa? Why would you follow me into the bathroom? And of course, why would you cause all of the disappearances in the past ten days?!" Blanca asked as Willa was unable to hide the sadistic smirk on her face.
"I am a huge fan of Battle for Dream Island and a mega simp for Woody! You don't understand the pain that mega simps go through, YOU don't understand why I did this!" Willa replied.
"That's rather petty of you to make people disappear, especially your own childhood friend!" Blanca refuted.
"Shut the hell up! Let me explain. As I stated to Snezhana, I am not the one who is in charge of this whole wicked scheme! I am just a desperate BFDI fan like you are! You and I, we're so alike!" Willa replied.
"We're nothing alike!" Blanca replied as Willa starts to walk towards Blanca, backing the latter to the wall.
"Who I am working for is none of your concern," Willa puts her arm above Blanca's head and inches herself closer to Blanca, "But, I have made Erica grieve over her own cousin, and knowing her and her family first thing, she may come across my video, and when she disappears, your small friend, Penelope; let's just say that she will follow her own best friend til the end! So, face the goddamn facts, if you don't watch the video before Erica decides to watch the video, you'll soon lose all your friends and you'll wind up all alone! So, you're either with me or against me. But hey, all of this could've been prevented if you'd watch the video before you had that stupid speech about love and festivals! Yuck!"
Willa then walked away, adjusting her glasses.
"We'll see about that, Willa!" Blanca yelled at the redheaded woman.
"That evil bitch! Hope she burns in hell!" Blanca thought to herself, angry about the fact that Willa is out to ruin her life, and if Willa knows that Blanca is engaged to Florin, then she may end up taking Florin away from her too. There was only one way to stop Willa from ruining her life, watch the damn video, so she'll leave her alone.
The more she thought about those harsh words that Willa said... the more she was thinking about watching the video just to prevent herself from being alone.
But... she has to attend the festival that she worked so hard on. Why would she just host a festival, just for all of it to go in vain?
Blanca, calming herself down, decided to have fun instead, it was her day to shine. Why let Willa ruin the fun anyways?
Blanca walked out of the bathroom, assuring herself that she wouldn't cave into the pressure, cave into the thought of being alone. The thought of being alone scares her and she'd once said that she'd rather be dead than alone.
Therefore, Blanca decided to have fun instead of caving in to the demands of Willa's threat.
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After a fun day at the festival with her fiancé, Florin, she was ready to go to her house to sit down and relax. It has been a tough day and Willa's threat still lingers inside her mind.
"You'll lose all your friends and you'll wind up all alone!"
The purple-haired woman was worried for both Penelope and Erica. Upon entering her house and sitting down, Blanca hears her cellphone ringing. It was from Erica. Blanca answers the phone call.
"Erica?" Blanca asked Erica.
"Blanca, how are you doing?" Erica asked Blanca.
"Uh... well, not great actually, Willa threatened to take away you, Penelope and Florin and make me all alone... if I don't watch the video." Blanca replied, sobbing.
"You know that we'll never betray you for some video..." Erica replied.
"No, Erica, if I don't watch the video soon, you may be the one who's next instead of me, that's why I should act, to save myself from eternal loneliness." Blanca replied.
"What's your problem, Blanca?! You're only going to do that because Willa threatened and intimidated you in some place private!" Erica asked.
"Well, I cannot let myself be alone, and I don't want to be alone. I once said it is better to be dead than alone." Blanca replied, "If being transported to Goiky and turned into an object equates to death, then so be it! Goodbye, Erica; goodbye, Penelope. You may be my friends, but I cannot risk being alone..."
"No, Blanca, wait-" But before Blanca could finish hearing her friend's sentence, she just ended the phone call.
"Did you just hang up on your own friend?" Florin asked Blanca.
"Yes, so?" Blanca replied.
"You shouldn't have done that, your friends love you to pieces, and about Willa's threat, screw her and her empty threats." Florin added, reassuring her.
"No, Florin, Willa's threats may not be as empty as they were years ago... she's sent all three of us girls an email that turns people into objects!!!" Blanca was starting to tear up, "And regardless of the choice I make, I'd end up dead in one way or another...."
"Are you saying that if you don't act on her threats, you may end your precious life?" Florin asked.
"Yep. So, that's why I'm planning ahead, so I don't have to deal with as much emotional pain before I die..." Blanca let out a dry laugh.
"Don't say that, we have a-" Florin was interrupted by Blanca.
"Marriage? Well, if I don't act soon, then you may get targeted too.." Blanca replied, "So, that's why I have no choice but to watch the video, but before I go, how about we kiss for one last time."
"Okay... since this might be our last time seeing each other." Florin replied.
The two inch in towards each other. They were now close enough to kiss each other as Blanca's pink lips started to touch Florin's plain lips. They were hugging too, making sure that they were going all out before the purple-haired woman leaves the brunette male.
After a nice long kissing session, Blanca tells Florin to sit down and answer the door if someone knocks it.
Luckily, Blanca and Florin had watches that Connie invented earlier in this story, so they could still communicate with each other, even if Blanca is at Goiky....
Blanca heads to her bedroom and boots up her computer. After logging on, she goes on Gmail and looks for the email that Willa had sent her. Blanca clicked on the link as she was prepared for whatever the video is going to show her.
Unlike last time, the corruptions within the video wasn't just affecting the intro, but the actual video itself. The trees were starting to glitch out, as the sky was glitching; cycling through different colors - sky blue, bright red, blood red, black, then back to sky blue. To make matters worse, the background music was playing like normal then reversing, almost like a cycle.
Then the Announcer started to break the fourth wall, again.
"Willa has threatened you too? Well, ha, she has threatened me too..."
"Holy Shit! That's insane, wait, Anna?" Blanca asked.
But before Blanca could hear any reply coming from the video, it just cut to the intro...
The intro was just as ominous as the video itself, if not worse. The sky color was black, the grass red with holes (trypophobes beware); there was also the 20 in the 20 contestants glitching out. The clouds were a bright, bright red as the clouds were raining blood. The missing contestants were now displaying as silhouettes, silhouettes of their corpses.
"Shit, is this Username 666 all over again?" Blanca asked herself as she tries to do everything she can to shut the video off... but just like the last time somebody tried to do that, she couldn't.
Before she could think about shutting down the computer, she found that it was too late, since the intro had cut to a screen of hyperrealistic red eyes, with the text line saying:
"Told ya that'd you wouldn't risk the temptation of watching this video!"
Suddenly, Blanca was met with a barrage of red lights, attacking her eyesight, which caused her to go temporarily blind.
"Gyaaaah! I can't see a thing!" Blanca cried. But, only a few moments later, and she could see again, "Whew, that was close-"
Blanca looked at her computer screen, it was now displaying the infamous bluescreen of death.
"Damn it, my computer bluescreened!" Blanca cried again, "Nothing like a restart wouldn't fix..."
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Meanwhile with Florin:
KNOCK! KNOCK!
Florin noticed that someone is knocking on the door, he answered it, and it was none other than Willa herself.
"What do you want?! Haven't you caused enough damage?!" Florin asked the redheaded woman.
"I want to see if Blanca has finally watched my damn video! And no." Willa replied.
"Well, she's in her room, but I must go with you-" Florin was interrupted by Willa.
"No, I must check on her on my own..." Willa replied.
"Okay then..." Florin rolled his eyes.
Willa headed towards Blanca's room, gently opening the door. And Blanca was sitting down on the computer chair, restarting her computer after the incident...
"Blanca?! You watch the video yet?" Willa asked.
"Yes, you bitch! I watched your goddamn video, so I don't have to be alone!!!" Blanca replied, turning her computer chair around.
"Well, then, have it your way, I was planning to take everything away from you anyways, but someone doing what I said because I threatened them is pure genius! You want me to leave you alone? Too bad, I still have the video on there and your friends are next. It's not like I wasn't planning on- Oh look, your changes have already begun, but usually, you'd be in Goiky by now..." Willa replied.
"Maybe... the video's ability to make people disappear is slowly, but surely wearing off the more people it takes!" Blanca replied.
"No, not possible, I thought I made it that it won't do that?! Now your damn fiancé is going to see your... hands!" Willa cried.
"My hands?! I know this is an object show, how bad could it be- AUUUUUARGH! Willa, what the hell did you make the video do? And what did I do to deserve this?" Blanca asked Willa, who was barely trying to hide her sadistic grin, "And why are you smiling like that?!"
"Well, I made it that your transition from human to object is painful because I take pleasure in other people's pain! And this is kind of like a catharsis for my sadistic tendencies!" Willa replied, "and asides, I can't have people one-up me on my life and also, I told ya that we're both desperate BFDI fans waiting for IDFB 2 to come out!"
"One, you just admitted that you're a sadist, and two, you're impatient!" Blanca teared up, again. She looked at her right hand, noticing that black blotches were spreading all over her hand, and by extension, her arm, "What the fuck?!"
"Yeah, look at yourself, you just called me a sadist. However, isn't your favorite character Blocky?" Willa replied as Blanca's right palm started to bloat into a sphere, as her fingers melted together and fused with the now spherical palm. This caused her engagement ring to pop right off.
"But, he's just a cartoon character! There's nothing for you to compare to me, a real person!" Blanca replied.
"Hahahaha! You're funny, Blanca! Most of Deerville knows that if you like a sadistic fictional character, then you might be a sadist yourself." Willa replied.
"Stop saying that, why would I take pleasure in pain, especially other people's? I don't even take pleasure in my own pain! I am neither a sadist nor a masochist!" Blanca replied, as her right sweater sleeve felt loose. That's because her right arm is now fully a pitch black color and is slender, paling in comparison to her left arm, "Well, that does it, I am not letting you-"
But before she could finish her own sentence, she disappeared from our reality.
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"-get away with this any longer? Wait a minute? Did the video just transport me to Goiky?" Blanca asked herself, rolling up her left sleeve, finding out that her left arm was suffering the safe fate as her other arm. Blanca rolled her sleeve back down and decided to look for any objects that she could talk to.
As she continued to roam around the grassy plain, she noticed a pencil and a matchstick.
"Pencil? Match?!" Blanca asked the two objects, while keeping her two now changed hands in her jean pockets.
"Like, OMG, Pence-Pence, how did that thing know our names?!" Match asked Pencil.
"I don't know, but that's not just any thing, it looks like some deformed David!" Pencil replied to Match.
"What?! I'm not a deformed David! I am a human being, and my name is Blanca!" Blanca refuted.
"Blanca? Like, who the Spongy is that?!" Match replied to Blanca's refute. Blanca was trying to distract her self from the painful cracks and pops of her left hand turning into the same spherical blob that her right hand is now. Her left arm was also thinning out as well.
"Uh... well, that is a name that us humans are given when we're born, of course, we can legally change our names and give ourselves nicknames!" Blanca replied, as she tried to muster up the pain of her left arm finishing becoming like her right one.
When Blanca was talking to the two objects, she accidentally started to talk with her hands, due to her habits that she developed in public speaking.
"OMG! Are those your hands, there just like ours!!! Match, let's get out of here!!!" The two female objects then left as Blanca was left alone to find someone else.
As Blanca continued to walk around Goiky, her legs began to face a similar fate to her arms. She winced as her once ample thighs were shrinking down, slenderizing until they were the same width as her calves, then the legs slenderized even more, albeit her feet. Her legs were darkening into a jet black color as her toes were merging together, accompanied by some cracks and pops.
While her legs were slenderizing and her feet shrinking to accommodate the final narrowness of her legs, her black jeans, purple sneakers, and lavender socks slipped off her body, revealing red laced panties. Her legs were exposed to the lukewarm air of Goiky.
Nobody in sight, Blanca kept on searching for anyone. Unbeknownst to her, she could feel her body starting to rapidly compress itself. She was starting to shrink in height. This caused her to stop to process why the hell did she get shorter.
"What the hell?!" Blanca asked herself, as she could feel her spinal cord shortening itself, with some cracks and pops. She writhed in pain. And the pain was too much to ignore, so she screamed in agony, pure agony. The pain was so much that she was starting to bleed from the inside, so much that she started to cough up blood.
"Oh, my God! What is happening to me?" Blanca asked herself again, "And why am I able to swear in here, did the amount of humans turning into objects break YouTube?!"
Blanca could hear cracks and pops as the blood was painting her skin red in the process, which was causing her insides to turn into solid wood and her skin to harden into wood. The more blood she coughed up, the more red her once pale pinkish skin was becoming.
Once all the blood coughing hassle has been taken care of, her skin fully settled with a bright coral red color.
"I'm red!!! That's insane!!!" Blanca cried, before taking a deep breath... she started to process what the hell is going on as she could feel her womanhood shriveling up into nothingness.
As she started to think up the names of the people who had disappeared...
"Anna... she's turned into the Announcer...
"Liam, he's Leafy now...
"Fiona... probably Firey...
"Matthew and Peyton? They're Match and Pencil now...
"Budton? Bubble?
"Icarus? Probably Ice Cube.
"Neil? Needle?
"Connie? Coiny?
"Snezhana... shit, she told me that Snowball is her favorite character!"
Running through the names were distracting her from the fact that she is now a HE, as his once ample D-cup breasts were dissolving into nothingness, as his butt shrank too. He felt his red lacey panties slipping off his body. It wasn't like he needed them anyways. His bloodied pink tanktop and purple sweater was loose on him and slipping off his body. He was now far from the 5'8" woman that he once was. The only thing human that remained of him was his hair, his face, and his body shape.
But that was soon going go change as he could feel his body painfully compressing itself into a cube, as his long purple hair with two gold clips fell off his head. He sure did take notice of the strands of his dyed dark purple hair on his hands and on the grass.
He screamed as he could feel his head and body merging together into a cephalothorax, his neck disappearing in the process... with each yelp, his voice was deepening, taking on an obviously masculine voice. Once the pain was over, he was now cube shaped. This rendered him to be 5'0", a far cry from the 5'8" woman that he once was.
He forces his cyan eyes shut as they turned into beady black ovals. His ears and nose dissolved back into his body, as his mouth wasn't spared either. He could feel his teeth flattening, merging into solid rectangles. His tongue brightened to a pinker color as the insides of his mouth turned black. As the physical changes were finalizing themselves, his age regressed from 27 to 21.
Once that last strand of his hair fell off, the physical changes were done... and there was only one thing that was left to change... his mind.
But that didn't matter right now, since he noticed an anthropomorphic bubble roaming around the grassy plain, just meters away from him.
(Oh no, it's the "Hey guys, for a prank..." moment.)
Blanca, however, also noticed that there was three other people; an anthropomorphic coin, an anthropomorphic snowball, and an anthropomorphic needle. Which should he talk to first? The bubble or the three other objects?
Suddenly, he started to hear voices in his head.
Come on Blocky, pop Bubble...
"Hey! I know I look and sound like him but that doesn't mean I am not him!" Blancy replied to the voice inside his head.
But YOU are him! And you love popping Bubble!
"NO!!! I won't do that, I would never-" Blancy couldn't believe it, the voices inside of his head were telling him to kill an innocent person.
Of course, why are those thoughts inside of his head sound sadistic? Who the hell would take pleasure in other people's pain? And who would kill an innocent person...
"No, if I kill her, then she'd be mad at me when she gets out of her recovery center!" Blancy denied the obviously unfriendly request of the voices inside of his head, "I don't want to get any blood on my hands!!! Damn it, those aren't even my hands anymore!"
I'm NOT asking you, I'm telling you! So, if you are really Blocky, just go pop Bubble!
Suddenly, he started to involuntarily approach Bubble.
"Hey what are you doing?! Why can't I control my damn legs!?!" Blancky asked himself.
I am you and you are me! You're Blocky, I'm Blocky. We're both the one and the same! Ahahahahahaha!!!
"Shut up, BLOCKY!!! I am not you!" Blancky cried.
But you are!
"No! Florin, Penelope, Erica, anyone help me!!!" Blancky cried for help again.
Blancky was close enough to Bubble that the latter notice the former.
"Bloicky! Whaoit oire yoiu doing hoiere?" Bubble asked Blancky.
"Uh... but I'm not him! I only look like him!" Blancky replied.
Stop denying it, Blocky, pop her already!!!
His right arm twitched, as Blancky was trying not to pop Bubble. But suddenly, just like the unknown force made him go to Bubble, the mysterious force made him point his finger and touch Bubble, which of course popped her.
POP!!!
Some soap splattered onto his hands, and he was shocked by the sight of murder...
"Oh, my God!!! Did I just kill her?!" Blancky asked himself.
You did, and you know that recovery centers exist, right?!
"Yeah, and shut up already!!!" Blancky replied to the voice inside of his head. Suddenly, Blancky noticed the recovery center and he noticed that Bubble was alive again.
Hey, I told ya that she'll be back...
"Bloicky! YOU POPPED ME!" Bubble cried in the anger towards Bloncky.
Okay, now pop her again!!!
Knowing that it's okay to pop the bubble, Bloncky pointed his finger and...
"Oh noio!"
POP!!!
The second time he popped Bubble, he realized that he could just kill her over, and over, and over again.
Yeah, over and over again. This was giving him an idea. What if he used the recovery centers for his pranks? He is a prankster after all.
He suddenly came up with an idea for his latest prank yet. Of course, he has already did the whole "pour tacks into the Bubble Recovery Center", the "suspend the Ice Cube Recovery Center over a cliff", the "crush Announcer with Spongy", and the "suspend the Firey Recovery Center on a lake" pranks. He was trying to figure out what he could do for a prank...
But Bloncky realized that he still had some human memories inside of his mind, but that was still going to fade soon. Every time that Bloncky tried to think of his human memories, that was starting to fade away.
Public speaking? No, that isn't your thing, you love pranks, remember?
Penelope and Erica? Do you mean Pen and Eraser?
Florin? Is that your fiancé? Nope not anymore, you never dated anyone.
"No! Don't take... him away from me..." Bloncky cried as he could suddenly hear something from his watch, his last saving grace...
"Blanca? Are you still in there?" Florin asked Bloncky.
"Who are you?! Can't you see that I'm busy planning a prank?!" Bloncky replied, a tinge of anger in his voice.
"Oh shit! You turned into Blocky, didn't you?! And do you remember who I am?!"
"No?! Who asked?!"
"I did! Blanca, it's me, Florin!"
"I don't know anyone that goes by that name, are you some kind of object?!" Bloncky asked.
"Did Willa's video screw with your mind?!"
"Hell no! I don't know what video you're talking about and who this Willa person is!"
"Willa is that one Woody fangirl, and she is very obsessed with him, judging by the shirt she wears on most days."
"Woody?! You mean that pathetic scaredy cat who is afraid of everything?!"
"Yeah! That you got correct! But you're not a bully, you're Blanca!"
"Florin! Allow me to take the wheel from here! Blanca, you don't deserve your humanity or your fiancé! You're lucky that you'll get to be with your friends in some way or another. And you should be grateful that you got your favorite character!"
"But Willa! You're the real psychopath who doesn't deserve your humanity, not poor Blanca!"
"Blanca?! Who the hell is that!? She's GONE! There's only Blocky!" And with that, Blocky took off the watch, "I am in the mood to hurt people, and I will destroy that watch, so I can do my funny doings in peace!!!"
Blocky laughed maniacally as he smashed the watch, causing it to go off. Blocky knew what he had to do now, start throwing pranks.
But wait, where is Pen and Eraser?!
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Back in Deerville
"Oh, Blocky must've destroyed the watch he was carrying. Oh well, might as well snatch yours as well." Willa then ripped the watch off of Florin's wrist, "This may come in handy, and don't even think about telling anyone about this or I will make sure that you're next, now run off home!"
"O-ok, but what you did to Blanca was very wrong! Very wrong!!!" Florin then stormed out of Blanca's house and headed to his car, teary-eyed.
"OK, that asshole is now out, might as well grab her engagement ring as a trophy... hehehehe!" Willa then picked up the ring and put it in her pocket, "Asides, he's better off single anyways and who needs to marry when you have your funny doings?!"
Willa then got out of Blanca's house and drove herself all the way back home. Things have gotten interesting and now taking care of Erica and Penelope should be a piece of cake!!!
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