This Idiot (South Park x M!Re...

By ProtanPhosphenes

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Eric and his brother Y/n Cartman are entering some of their last years in high school. High school brings lot... More

Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Headcanons! (bonus chapter)
Headcanons pt. 2
:)
Chapter Six
Chapter Seven
A/N
OKAY SO
Chapter Eight
Chapter Nine
Context
Head canons pt.3!!
Another note oops

Head Canons

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By ProtanPhosphenes

hey yall sorry this isnt a true update. im a bit stuck tbh but ill get there. anyway on to more head canons

Y/n's love language is physical touch so hes always super clingy with his friends. Kenny and Clyde are he biggest fans of his love language, but Kyle isnt. He still allows it because he knows all of the things Y/n does for kyles love language.

Y/n loves having long nails so he has karen paint them so theyre stronger and deters him from biting them. Kenny also loves when y/n has long nails. he makes y/n play with his hair.

y/ns singing youtube channel is popping off and hes thinking about getting into gaming on twitch but hes nervous

y/n wants to crochet to make his stuffed animals hats but hes too afraid to ask his mom for the things

y/n and kyle have a pact. if they arent married by 35 theyre going to marry each other and adopt a kid. (theyre still fighting over a boy or girl)

y/n smelling like vanilla and raspberry makes him hungry 24/7 but he refuses to eat that much out of fear of him being seen the way everyone sees his brother

y/n is a tropicana fruit punch apologist. its his favorite drink and favorite brand of fruit punch.

mrs marsh is a big fan of y/n. when hes around stan acts like his old self. (but dont tell stan)

y/n listens to stray kids. his bias is hyunjin

y/ns youtube name is crispli (an inside joke with kyle)

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