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wooyoung
king
do you wanna be a dad
of course
i'd love to be a dad someday
why
do you wanna be a dad
now?
why?????
i just really wanna have a baby
okay??
you're like the only guy i know
who isn't gay
and??
let's fuck?? idk how i could
be any more obvious
i said SOME day not TOday
well it'll still be someday
because i won't birth the
baby today you just have
to give me the baby today
i'm sorry but no
damn it
why do you wanna have a
baby so bad
cause babies are dumb af
tf??
look at these dumbass babies
*video of babies being silly*
lmao what a silly baby
exactly
but no i'm sorry i don't
want a baby within the
next nine months i'm
talking later in life
boo
thanks
do you wanna have a
girl or boy
one of each
but a girl first
EW
girls suck
you're a girl
you don't know that
yes i do
no you don't
i could be an attack
helicopter as far as you
know
haha very funny
i know
why don't you want girls
girls are... idk
i don't wanna say they're
dramatic or high maintenance
because that makes me sound
like one of THOSE girls but
that's basically the reason
like girls seem so difficult
to raise
a boy would be just as
difficult
i know
but baby boys are so cute
true
but so are baby girls
and girls you can put pretty
little dresses on and shit
you could put a dress on
a boy it's not like he's gonna
give a shit or even know
true
how many kids do you want
like three or something
three boys
that's already too chaotic
and that's coming from ME
you're like if chaos was a
human how could anything
be too chaotic for you
hey even i need to have
my quiet time
!! SO TRUE !!
oop san saw me texting you
he's so nosy
you haven't told your members
about me??
wow i'm jung wooyoung's
dirty little secret
you are not my dirty little
secret
i haven't told them because
they're nosy loud mouths
that's a little bit mean
it's not
wEll?
it's not mean stfu
boo
anyways
I AM ABSOLUTELY
110% YOUR DIRTY
LITTLE SECRET KEKEKEKE
ITS NOT A DIRTY SECRET
ITS NOT EVEN A SECRET
YEAH BUT NO ONE ELSE
KNOWS ABOUT IT
THEREFORE ITS A SECRET
IT IS NOT
IF IM NOT A SECRET GO
AND TELL ONE OF YOUR
MEMBERS ABOUT ME
NO
SO I AM A SECRET
YOURE NOT
I JUST DONT WANNA
TELL THEM
THATS WHAT A FUCKING
SECRET IS
UUVHHBJHG
HAHAHAHAHA I GOT YOU
NOW
I HATE YOU
so...
so what?
what'd you tell san???
who does he think you're
texting
a friend
see? not a secret
mmmmmbut you didn't say
a "female" friend did you??
no why would i that's way
too specific he'd think
something is up
well something is up because
i'm a secret
you're not
stop denying it you literally
have a crush on me
i do not
yes you do
no i don't i barely know
you
doesn't matter you like-like me
I DONT NOW SHUT UP
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
this is cyber-bullying
eh who cares
UH ME???
go and tell someone about
meeeeeeee
whyyyyyyy
because
i wanna know what they say
fine
i'll tell yunho
why not san isn't he your
best friend
yeah but i don't wanna tell
him because he'll tell
everyone else
YOURE EMBARRASSED???
SO I AM A SECRET AND
YOU DO HAVE A FAT CRUSH
ON ME
STFU IM TELLING YUNHO
NOW
he's asking for your number
or a picture
never mind he's taking my
phone
hi wooyoung's friend
HI YUNHO
so what's your name
uhh read my profile???
fartking69 is not your name
yes it is
well no it's not
but my name is king
is it really??
no it's not but i don't feel
comfortable disclosing that
information to you
okay i respect that
thanks
soooo
wait you haven't told wooyoung
how old you are??
i haven't??
oh shit i haven't
i'm 24 in december
OH SHIT HIS BIRTHDAY
IS IN NOVEMBER AND HES
24 TOO
CRAY CRAY
SUPER CRAY CRAY
when is your birthday
oh it's in march
how'd you know that
google dude
also i bought your season's
greetings and it's in the
calendar
it's the middle of the year??
so what a girl can't buy a
calendar halfway through the
year
no you totally can
exactly
okay well it was nice meeting
you but i'm giving the phone
back now because he's
nagging me
oki
i'm gonna add you on here
you can do that?? i thought
you could only swipe??
you can search for people
too
oh sweet
yeah
so i'll add you and we'll talk
later??
fs dude
bet
later
bye
okay it's wooyoung
OMG YUNHO IS SO CUTE
I LOVE HIM
wait no love me
YEAH BUT YUNHO IS SO
FUCKING BEAUTIFUL OMG
I CANT STOP STARING AT
THESE PHOTOS
WHY AM I GIGGLING
WHY AM I GOING TO CRY
STOP LOVING HIM MORE
THAN YOU LOVE ME
SO I WAS RIGHT YOU
TOTALLY HAVE A FAT
CRUSH ON ME
FUCK YOU NO I DONT
YES YOU DO WHY ARE
YOU SO AFRAID TO ADMIT
IT
BECAUSE ITS NOT TRUE
WTF DO YOU WANT ME
TO SAY
SAY IM RIGHT
BUT YOURE NOT
I AM
YOURE NOT
I AM AND YOU KNOW IT
NO YOURE NOT
whatever you're boring
i'm going to go say hi to
yunho
no don't
why not
because you'll fall in love
with him you're supposed to
fall in love with me
STFU YOU LITERALLY
HAVE A CRUSH ON ME
KFHEODVDJHFDNDVKE