Anatomy of Dark Nsfw Jokes

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I'll keep updating/write these randomly as & when i happen to crack them in real time This book consists 18+... More

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The hurricane

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What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
"Hold on to your nuts, this ain't merely an ordinary blow job!"
I'm gonna suck the life out of you and you'd be gushing coconut water all over the village

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