Mammon: "All right, Y/n, it's time to pull out the big guns! Let's see how Levi here likes your trump card!"
Asmo: "Wow! It sounds to me like the gauntlet has just been thrown down! It would seem Y/n has some sort of trump to use against Leviathan! Perhaps now would be a good time to check in with our color commentator. Satan, what do you think this could be about?"
Satan: "Well, it's not at all surprising that Y/n would come into this with a secret weapon. He might be 10 but he's extremely smart. It seems that the advice I gave is about to pay some dividends. Excellent."
Asmo: "Just a minute... Satan, are you telling us that you provided aid to Y/n? How very wicked of you! I suppose this would be a good time to get your take on this as well, Beel."
Beel: "If you want to hear what I have to say, it's going to cost you. Let's say one extra-large bowl of katsudon and some miso soup to go along with that."
Asmo: "OK, whose idea was it to invite Beel to this, huh?! He's done nothing but eat this entire time! In any event, if Y/n really does have --"
Y/n inches closer to Mammon.
Mammon: *whispering* "Hell no. If he attacks I don't want to be in his line of sight."
Asmo: "--a secret weapon, it could mean something that will make winning against Leviathan possible!"
Y/n takes a few steps to the left.
Asmo: "Perhaps we should hear what Y/n's opponent this about this. Tell me, Levi, what is running through your head right now?!"
Levi: "ROFLMAO! looooooooooooooooooooooooooool!"
Asmo: "Right... I have absolutely no idea what you are saying! But clearly, you don't see this as a threat. Got it!"
Y/n: *Mumbling loud enough that only Diavolo and the brothers hear* "He thinks it's funny."
Mammon: *Whispering* "For the soundtrack."
Asmo: "So, what could this trump card of Y/n's be?! Let's find out!"
Y/n begins summarizing the plot of the yet-to-be-released TSL Volume 9.
Y/n: "Mammon, was this really a good idea?"
Mammon: "It was Beels' idea first."
Levi: "Wh...what? ...NO! That's insane... the Lord of Masks wouldn't do that to the Lord of Shadow. Lies, all of it! Pure Hogwash! Don't fool me by making up random stuff like that!"
Diavolo: "Hmm. Actually, Y/n doesn't appear to be lying as far as I can see."
Satan: "Levi, you know as well as I do that Lord Diavolo has the ability to discern whether someone is telling the truth."
Levi: "B-but no! Everyone online has been talking about how the Lord of Masks and the Lord of Shadows are totally going to make up... What you said CAN'T happen! It...it just --"
Y/n slowly backs up towards Mammon.
Y/n: *Whispering* "Your idea is going to get me killed."
Levi: "--CAN'T!"
Mammon: "Huh, so all that stuff Simeon told you was true then? How about that."
Y/n: "I figured, lying is a sin, so why would an angel lie?"
Mammon: "Still though, how is it that he knows all that?"
Asmo: "All right, um... Okay, I suppose that settles who the true TSL nerd is..."
Levi: "I won't stand for this. All you did was stay up, one-night marathoning the DVDs."
Y/n: "And a 50-minute lecture you gave me about the books. I still have the notes lying around somewhere."
Levi: "The idea that someone like YOU could actually be a bigger TSL fan than m, it's-"
Mammon: "Wh-whoa, calm down there Levi...!"
Levi: "No... no, I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIIIIIS!"
Levi transforms into his demon form.
Mammon: "Uh-oh! Y/n, run! Get out of there!" Y/n:
Y/n: Pretty. I wanna touch his tail! I'll ask when he isn't angry. "Mammon, help!"
Mammon: "Hold on! I'm coming'... Wh D'AAAAH! Beel, you idiot! What's the big idea drippin' ice cream all over the floor?! You made me slip! Y/n! Dammit, I'm not gonna make it in time...!"
???: "That's enough. I believe you were going to settle this via a QUIZ, weren't you? Not through violence."
Lucifer is in his demon form.
Lucifer: "You're out of control, Levi."
Levi: "L...Lucifer..."
Y/n clings to Lucifer tears brimming in his eyes as he shoves his face into Lucifer's shoulder.
Mammon: "Wh...!"
Asmo: "Unbelievable! Just as Leviathan was about to strike who should step in and stop him, but the one and only Lucifer himself! Simply incredible!"
Satan: "I haven't seen you leap to someone's rescue like that in quite some time, Lucifer."
Beel: *Munch* *Munch* *Munch* *gag* "Ack... food... caught... in... throat..."
Lucifer: "Levi, go to your room and cool off."
Levi: "..."
Diavolo: "Levi? You heard what he said, right?"
Levi: "...Yeah."
Mammon: "..."
Lucifer: "What is it, Mammon? You look like you want to say something."
Mammon: "...No. I don't wanna say nothin'."
Asmo: "So, what are we going to do now? How are we supposed to have our competition without Lev?"
Diavolo: "I guess this means that the competition ends in a draw. Neither one of them won."
Y/n looks at Diavolo still clinging to Lucifer.
Beel: "I've got an idea. You should give your guest free cafeteria meal tickets as a parting gift. Fifty years' worth ought to do the trick."
Satan: "Still, I have to say I find it surprising that you would go out of your way just to rescue a mere human, Lucifer, very surprising... don't you agree, Mammon?"
Mammon: "...Huh? Why're ya askin' me?"
Lucifer: "As the oldest-"
Y/n sniffles as he shoves his face back into Lucifer's shoulder.
Lucifer: "As the oldest, it's naturally my duty to clean up my younger siblings' messes."
Mammon: "..."
~Y/n's room~
Mammon: "So, ya made it out without being attacked, only to end up fallin' on your butt and sprainin' your wrist. Seriously, could you be any more of a klutz?"
Beel: "You humans really are way less physically capable than us demons."
Y/n: "I'm ten. I'm more fragile than a human in peak physical condition, and a young adult."
Beel: "That's because they don't eat enough. And unlike us, they don't eat the right things."
Mammon: "Stop tying everything back to food, Beel! Actually, why are you even here, anyway? Seems to me that you've been spendin' an awful amount of time here ever since the night of the DVD marathon."
Beel: "Well so have you. I mean, you've even left a cell phone charger here. And a toothbrush, too. That's how much you're over here."
Y/n: "..."
Lucifer *Passing by* "I'll bring out the pillows."
Y/n: "Yay!"
Mammon: "w...well that's because, uh...you know...I've gotta look after this human, don't I? It's my job..."
Beel: "Mammon, you're doing a terrible job with those bandages."
Mammon: "Hey, shut up! I've never had to wrap someone's wrist before, okay? I don't know how it works! If you think I'm doing such a bad job, then why don't YOU do it, Beel!"
Beel: *Munxh* *Chew* "...mm, nothing beats pizza for a midnight snack."
Mammon: "Dammit Beel, listen to me when I'm talking to you! Wait a minute... Isn't that MY slice you've got there in your other hand?!"
Beel: "You know, I could really go for a soda right now. I'm going to go run to the kitchen."
Mammon: "...Hey, Beel! You put down one of those slices you're holdin' right now! HEY!"
Y/n snickers.
Mammon: "Of all the... seriously, does that guy ever stop eatin'?! You'd better keep a close eye on your pizza, o he'll steal yours away next. ah...um, by the way... There's somethin' I want you to know. Listen the next time your life is in danger, I'm gonna be the one to save you, all right? Don't you forget that? And if I can't manage to save ya, then make sure you die, got it?! I don't want anyone else steppin' in and savin' you, all right?! It's me or no one, understand?"
Y/n: "Why?"
Mammon: "B-Because...ya know, because it's my JOB! Huh? That ain't my phone. Is it yours? Hey, Y/n...your D.D.D.'s ringing."
~Chat~
Levi: Come to the planetarium right away.
Levi: We'll talk when you get here.
Levi: Come quick, OK?
~End~