So I fucked up an Eren x Armin (Im Eren still))
IT TURNED INTO ERERI AND HALF JOKES
Eren Jaeger: Hey, Armin
Armin Arlert: Hey Eren
Eren Jaeger: Whats up?
Armin Arlert: Everyone has been ignoring me lately
Armin Arlert: But I'm fine otherwise
Eren Jaeger: What? Why?
Armin Arlert: I don't know
Eren Jaeger: Strange... Even Jean and Mikasa?
Armin Arlert: No, I haven't seen them! I wonder where they are...
Eren Jaeger: Together perhaps? hah. No.
Armin Arlert: I honestly don't think so......
Eren Jaeger: Yeahh.. So how is your relationship going?
Armin Arlert: Relationship...?
Eren Jaeger: Aren't you and Jean...?
Armin Arlert: N-no!!!
Eren Jaeger: Oh.. Sorry! I couldve sworn you were together..
Eren Jaeger: His last boyfriend was kind of a half-wit.
Armin Arlert: W-what made you think that...?!?
Eren Jaeger: Well... I don't know your always together and Jeans not an egotistical ass to you and it would be friken adorable and... Yep!
Eren Jaeger: He acts less like an ass and more like a majestic stallion aroundd you
Armin Arlert: I-I had sex with him once but...
Eren Jaeger: What?! Armin! I thought you were the innocient one!
Armin Arlert: W-we were both really drunk!!! And besides, I love someone else....
Eren Jaeger: Well damn... Wait you have a crush..?
Armin Arlert: Mhm...
Eren Jaeger: Is it.. Annie?
Armin Arlert: N-noo!!!!!!
Eren Jaeger: Hmm... Mikasa?
Armin Arlert: Eren, no...
Eren Jaeger: Then who?? You can tell me.
Armin Arlert: I.... love you.
Eren Jaeger: -Blushes and looks down- W-Wh- You do?
Armin Arlert: Y-yeah.
Armin Arlert: Hey Eren?
Eren Jaeger: Yes?
Armin Arlert: Didn't you and the Captain...
Eren Jaeger: I- I was drunk!
Armin Arlert: -Giggles- It's okay. ((I'm a Riren shipper! Sorrynotsorry))
Eren Jaeger: ((Yaass Ereri!))
Armin Arlert: ((Yess!! I love that ship more than Hanji loves titans))
Eren Jaeger: ((I love it more than Eren hates titans))
Armin Arlert: ((I love it more than Levi loves cleaning))
Eren Jaeger: (( I love it more than Sasha loves potatoes))
Armin Arlert: ((I love it more than Marco hates half jokes))
Eren Jaeger: ((But the jokes arent even half bad!))
Armin Arlert: ((WHY EREN? WHY?))
Eren Jaeger: ((I dunno but i've heard worse when I was a Levi talking to Erwin))
Armin Arlert: ((TELL ME))
Eren Jaeger: ((Erwin: Isabel was so panicked she just lost her head..))
Armin Arlert: ((OH MY GOD THAT BASTARD! THAT JOKE IS /NOT/ OKAY.))
Eren Jaeger: ((I KNOW RIGHT?))
Armin Arlert: ((WHYYYYYYYYYYYYGTGBYE))
Armin Arlert has left the conversation.