A little bit of everything VO...

By Second-breakfast

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Bitches, I ain't finished yet! More

Bonjour
Croki for prez
I'm so extra
Sorry 4 de bad quality
My small army
I dropped it
Maybe I'll become an industrial-mechanic
Death intensivies
Meh gala
I can finally sleep again
Go hunt a chickn
Does a backflip
Shit bricks
It reflects only sadness
First draft
Did you wash your ass today?
Beep beep lettuce
I'm Jared, I'm nineteen
Ayyy Macarena 💃
Hey kids, you like violence?
Sir, that's my emotional support gun
Valdez-inator
Woke up to somebody's blood dripping on my face
Y r u running??
I'm stuck in traffic and won't make it in time
Italian threat
Go stand in the corner
Cry about it
Obama fight club
Haha, tiny man goes nyoom
PERRY the emotionally damaged platypus?!
Watcha playin
My eyes close when I sneeze
*Giddies into a bowling alley*
*Insert funny title*
It's giving Jesus energy
Star Star Space
Can't even walk through a metal detector
Flip Flops, here are FLIIIP FLOOPS
Can you not
Mind if I scream
"But you don't look ADHD"
I need to get my life together
I'm getting old
Call me Picasso
I AM CALM!!!
Untitled Part
Peter Parcour
Stop it, get some help
Big sippy-sip
I hate it here
Your crimson-covered time traveler
Caterpillar rave
Shimmy shimmy yay shimmy yawh
You fucking inconvenience
Big chonk
My hips lie
Politely bewildered
Spuckman
Lick the carpet
They've got forks! :D
My oh my
Keep up the jig
Aw fuck, I can't believe you've done this
A wimbawe a wimbawe a wimbawe
I got two free Tacos
Creepy sun
Conceal don't feel
Yadda yadda yadda
Shut up you're bald
My dog can't dance
I'm the whole fucking A-team
How many horsemen were there?
I can't dance either
The lion, the witch and the audacity of this bitch
I'm in the getaway car
I left you in a motel bar
Put the money in a bag
And I stole the keys
This was the last time you ever saw me
Get off my computer
I'm trying my best
No therapist for u
I've got a scar that looks like a moon
I'm like Freddie Mercury
I'm an asshole. Runs in the family
Whomst the fuck
I'm stupid like a bunch of buttons
(My) parents fight a lot
*Fish noises*
Mr. Anderson, *efplblnf*
Floofy puppy
Potato potato
Vallerie Cherish, or something like that
The beanest of all beans
*British anthem plays in the background*
~ Texas gorl, texas gorl ~
Slay every motherfucking day
*Silent scream*
Da secret room
My egg burns
Jump, jump, wiggle
I KENnot sleep
*Angelic screeching*
Je suis panic
He thinked it first
Fren
My mind imploded
His toupet is falling off
I'm basically blind
I love me some good soup
Shremp
Do I wanna know? Probably not
Burn Homer Simpson
I don't think, therefore, I do not am
GeNeRaL KeNoBi
No, madame
Speak never
Murder isn't the answer
It's the question
And the answer is yes
Øœ Æãäh 👹
I'm craving mozarella cheese sticks
Now suffer
Elvis the fish-man
I FELL
Not so good soup
My dog throws up all over the carpet
A-maize-ing
They say I did something bad
Smart my ass
MaRiJuAnA
I'm always out of style
Hot shit
Fuck this shit
Still swift as fuck, boiii
PronoUnzing tings InCOrECtly
No I won't
Piano time
Grooveh
This is enouuuugh
WEEEEE
Abend-burp
ONEEE GOLDEN RIIING
Die, motherfucker
Mofo
Ghosts D:
Until somebody's doing better than you
Hoe
Fell down the tightrope
R u ded yet?
You fool
I'm a princess and you're a princess
That's why they call me a motherfucker
That's not actually true
'Our song' my ass. That's mine. 'My song'
I do disappoint
Never
Gonna
Give
You
Up
There's a naked angel on my front porch
Idjet
Bad idea, right?
Ugly spit
Langsamer Leonard
Everyone likes Parfait
✯Do you like dem✯
They're gay, your honor
Halp
Huh, weird...
Xello, mi name is Andje
Yeh it's meeeh
Cardi B sound effects
ATWTMVTVFTVSAGV
My wide-eyed gays
Food bloggers and cannibalism
The Penguins???
Hurry up, I've got places to be and people to kill
It's me, ya boi
I wish you wouldn't
Where you at?
Aggressively inhales
Lemme go and cry
There's a principle in business
Moth-man is my soulmate
I'm da bad guy, call me Chun Li
Idk, man
Yeet literally
Now fear me
Studying for 5 exams at the same time
My fish-year
My precious little bitch boy
Hörty förty
Stressy stressy lemon stressy
Oh, so tragic
Shit fuck shitty fuckety
A bug just commited suicide by flying into my mouth

I hope it stains

12 4 11
By Second-breakfast

I'm kinda developing feelings for Prowler Miles sooo...



Why is he so sweet?? 😭





So I drew my OC for a story I just made up last night. 

Spider-woman on earth 42 , AKA Serena Carlisle 


I know they didn't have a spider-person in this world but I can do what I want okay? 

But she's like... a very angry anti hero and she's friends with Miles but she doesn't know that he's the Prowler and he doesn't know that she's the 'enemy' and omg... 


And now shut up, I'm not writing that shit so don't worry. 

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