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The day of joy has finally arrived. It is a day to celebrate with friends and family. That day is Christmas. In Y/N's case...
"ZZZZzzzzz..." He was sleeping soundly, embracing the sleepiness of the morning, after having studied and trained hard at St. Freya High for half a year, it was time to relax and enjoy the Christmas holiday.
"Y/NNNN-!" There was a loud bang on the door as an excited Kiana tried breaching the door open, but was met with a reinforced door. Not so shortly after banging could be heard from the other side. "Y/N! OPEN THE DAMN DOOR, IT'S CHRISTMAS!!!"
"Hng..." Y/N turned away from the door and continued to sleep. "I'll wake up later..." He muttered as he began to doze off again.
Meanwhile, Kiana and the others outside his room were currently confused about when he installed a reinforced door.
"When the hell did he reinforce his doors?!" Kiana kicked the door which normally would've broken the door. Instead, it held high as if nothing had been done to it.
"Kiana! Calm down." Mei scolded her. "You might've woken up our neighbors in the dorms." Mei did however ponder when he installed the doors. "But you're right... When did he install these doors?"
"... Subject Idiotka and Subject Mei didn't notice Y/N dragging the door and installing it because Subject Mei was occupied thinking of what to make for Christmas Eve while Subject Idiotka was busy playing video games instead of helping." Bronya said.
"Hah?! What you call me you damn pattern cutting board?!"
"Does The Bronya need to remind Subject Kiana about The Bronya's 'magic'?" Bronya shot back.
"ARGH-?!" Kiana fell to her knees before slamming the floor with her fist. "DAMMIT!"
"Was I that occupied to not notice him putting up the door...?" Mei muttered.
"The Bronya went through Subject Y/N's computer and saw that Subject Y/N had bought these doors from a Private Military Bunker company that makes doors able to withstand S-Rank Valkyries." Bronya said.
"S-Rank?!" Both Kiana and Mei exclaimed in surprise.
"Da, it cost half of Y/N's savings."
"...Wait what about the part about you going through his computer?" Mei asked.
"... The Bronya does not disclose private information." Bronya said.
"Argh! Think Kiana!" Kiana told herself. "If we can't get through his door... THEN HIS WALL!"
"Wait Kiana no-!" Mei tried to stop her but it was futile as Kiana had already taken her approach and rammed against the wall, completely wrecking it and slamming into the sleeping Y/N.
"WHAT THE FUCK- ARGH!?!" Y/N was cut off as Kiana slammed into him before shaking him.
"WAKE UP Y/N! IT'S CHRISTMAS!!!" Kiana excitedly shouted before suddenly stopping as she noticed a purple light coming from behind her. "Ah..." She turned around and saw Mei holding her katana with a not-so-gentle smile on her. "Yabe..."
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""Merry Christmas!"" Everyone celebrated. The entirety of Flame-Chasers was included in the Christmas party that Himeko's squad was hosting. They brought loads of presenters and different variations of food. Some are good others... not so much.
"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THAT?!" Y/N recoiled at what Kevin made.
"...Mashed potatoes?" He tilted his head, not knowing what was wrong with his dish. The dish he was currently holding was oozing something that no man should ever create. "Why are you guys so against my dish? It's not bad."
"Sorry to break this to you Kevin, but the dishes you create are literally classified as a hazard." Y/N said. He watched as something was about to emerge from it.
"Ah, Griseo, would you be a dear and open the window?" Elysia said.
Griseo tore her attention away from the cookies on the tables and saw what she meant. She opened the window to the kitchen letting the cool air in. Elysia didn't waste a second as she grabbed Kevin's dish and yeeted it out the window before Griseo closed the window. A couple of seconds later faint boom was heard.
Elysia dusted her hands off. "That's taken care of now. You're welcome Y/N~"
"... I spent two hours on that dish." Kevin muttered as he looked at his hands that held his dish.
"Don't care." Elysia smiled as they made Flame-Chasers themselves comfortable around the living room.
The living room was decorated with a Christmas theme. Lights were, around the room, the window, and especially on the Christmas tree. Baked goods were on the table in the living room and there was somehow a fireplace installed under the TV now.
"Uh... not to be this guy, but why is the wall broken?" Su asked having seen the busted wall.
"Well, a certain tuna decided it was a good idea to bust through the wall to wake me up." Y/N glanced at the tied-up Kiana with her head down in shame which was further enhanced with the sign around her saying 'Don't feed'.
"Right..." Su sweatdropped.
"This is kinda sad..." Pardofelis muttered.
After some time getting comfortable and chatting with each other, it was time to feast on the Christmas food. Everyone sat around the table with enough space and began to dig in. For Kiana, she could just look at them.
Y/N noticed her stare and sighed. He was about to walk over to her and untie her but was stopped by Mei holding him down by the shoulder.
"Don't." Mei said. "She needs to learn a lesson. You and I both know that what she did is not tolerable.
"I can't deny that, but look at her." Y/N gestured to the depressed Tuna who was lying, seemingly tired of life. "This is supposed to be a Holiday, not torture."
Mei debated in her mind before Y/N broke her out of it by patting her. "We can punish her later, for now, let her enjoy the holiday, okay?"
"Mmh... okay." Mei leaned into his patting. He stopped much to her disappointment and went to the depressed Kiana and began to untie her.
She perked up and stared at Y/N as he untied her. "Even though you busted through my wall, this day is supposed to be a happy holiday, not a depressing one. So stop being so sad."
When Y/N finished untying her she gave him a crushing hug. "THANK YOU Y/N!!!"
He patted her back to comfort her. "I do forgive you... but Mei probably doesn't and will punish you tomorrow."
"A...." Kiana glanced over at Mei who had the 'nice' smile. "Crap..."
"C'mon, let's get some food." Y/N helped her up as they made their way to the table.
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After eating it was time to open the presents. They took turns giving gifts to each person and opening them.
"...So why did I get a vibrator?" Himeko asked with a glare towards Y/N.
"Probably cuz you're still single..." Y/N muttered resulting in everyone laughing.
"How long have you been single Himeko, hahaha...!" Kiana fell on her back, kicking her legs as she continued to laugh.
A vein popped up as she grabbed both Y/N and Kiana by the back of their shirts. "I swear to god, once the holiday is over I'm gonna destroy both of you."
"Yes Mommy ~" Y/N smirked as she teased him causing everyone to laugh before being thrown onto the couch.
"DAMN KIDS!!!!"
After calming down it was now Y/N's turn to open his presents.
"Oh boy... here we go." Y/N began to open his presents. He got useful items from the boys such as headphones and some other tech-related stuff. Griseo gave him a bunch of pens that he was gonna use for schoolwork and a cross necklace from Aponia.
"Subject Y/N." Bronya handed him a small box that he opened which revealed a brand new phone.
"Wow! A new HOMU phone!?" Y/N exclaimed in surprise. "What version is it?"
"Da, it is the latest model." Bronya said a slight smile on her. "Merry Christmas."
"Thank you Bronya." He patted her. "I truly mean it."
"Hng..." She leaned in like a cat.
"Y/N." Mei handed him her present which was a full sword kit to both sharpen and clean his sword.
"Thank you, Mei!" He hugged her, causing her to explode into a blush. "I've been looking for one of these everywhere!"
"A-Ah... no problem." Mei hugged him back.
"Watching them being like this is like watching a new couple." Pardofelis whispered.
"I know right." Kosma agreed.
"Here ya go Y/N~" Mobius gave him a sealed test tube with a greenish color on the liquid. "Please drink this up~"
"Uh... What is it?" Y/N observed the liquid. "Is it even safe to drink?"
"Well~ It is safe to drink and it is a... performance drug making your stamina last longer during 'combat'."
"Huh... sweet!" Y/N didn't doubt her any longer as he opened the test tube and poured it into his mouth and was about to swallow.
"It also enhances performance during the art of se-"
"PFTTTTTTTTTTT-!!!!!!" Y/N spat it out to the unfortunate person next to him, that being Mei.
"..." The liquid dripped from her face.
"Oh shit, sorry Mei!" Y/N got some tissues from the table and helped her clean the liquid that was sprayed on her.
"It's alright." Mei said as she wiped her face with the tissues.
"Y/N!" Kiana said.
"Yeah?" Y/N asked still helping Mei with the liquid.
"I'm gonna give you my gift now!" She said as she made her way over to him before sitting on his lap facing him and began...
*Kiss*
Kissed him on the lips shocking everyone in the room.
"How bold." Elysia smiled, her eyes glowing pink.
"Oh lord." Aponia covered Griseo's eyes but was still starring.
"OH SHIT Y/N'S GONNA GET SOME PUSS-" Kaplas was slapped to the next year as the others just backed away from the glaring Elysia.
The most shocked was of course Mei and Bronya who were sitting right next to him. Never have they ever seen such a move from Kiana!
"MMUAH!" She finally let go after a while resulting in them panting. "Haa~ Haa~ Now you're gonna be a father!"
""WHAT?!?!?"" Everyone screamed excluding Kaplas for obvious reasons.
"I will give you a child now after we kissed!" Her blushing face didn't help it as she was doing something that no one should do after just kissing. Y/N was too embarrassed to do anything and was speechless.
"Erm... You do know you give a child after sex right?" Theresa said.
"Huh? What's sex?" Kiana asked, completely clueless.
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"..."
"..."
"... So who's gonna tell her about the penis and vagina?" Kevin asked only for him to be knocked out to the next easter by Aponia.
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Y/N was currently lying on his bed just staring at the ceiling remembering what transpired during Christmas.
'To think she'd do something like that...' Y/N thought as he touched his lips. 'Tasted like strawberry...'
He closed his eyes and tried to fall asleep, only for the door to be knocked on. He opened his eyes and saw that all three of his teammates were standing there with glowing eyes. Mei had glowing purple, Bronya had blue, and Kiana had yellow.
"Huh? What are you guys doing here?" Y/N asked as he sat up and felt a note on his hand. "Huh?"
He opened it revealing it was a note from Mobius.
'Decided to test the potion on the girls. Tell me the results tomorrow~
-Mobius
"...Son of a-"
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A/N: I don't care if it's already 2024, I'm writing the Christmas chapter now.
-Lenny out