On March 13th after watching a movie with my wife we headed to bed. We quickly fell asleep holding each other close keeping each other warm under the blankets and under each other's fur. Usually if I have dreams I usually expect to meet up with my spirit guide giving a recap of recent events or explaining or preparing me for something in the future however when I fell asleep I find myself waking up in a rather odd and unusual location. Following events all took place in a dream.
When I woke up I was in some sort of big basement. I got up and walked around this big basement trying to look for a way out it just kept going on forever always empty rooms some rooms having boxes in them some of them having a bed. I walked around all over the place and I noticed there are intercoms on the ceiling which was odd. But after about 15 minutes the intercom came on.
Beeeep. Intercom "you like kissing boy don't you you may run but you can't escape the wrath of the boykisser" Suddenly never gona give you up plays on the Intercom.
Me " what is going on I don't know what is happening I must find a way out but why must I be Rick Rolled."
I continued walking around looking for a way out or for whoever might have captured me. However amongst my walking I came across a big window revealing that I was in some sort of huge spaceship. Flying through space it appeared the spaceship was near my home planet which over the gas giant the same Planet which I was seeing out the window. Our ship at the moment was moving at a very very slow speed. The intercom finished up playing never going to give you up and then started playing Boy Like You by Nightcore. About halfway through the song the intercom glitched beeped and did internet dial-up sequence and then over the intercom I could hear someone walking away and then it turned off. A few minutes later I find myself face to face with a white feline. I should specify it was an anamorphic white cat just as tall as me and that was when I realized that I wasn't in my furry form but rather in my human form what does odd because I don't remember changing my form. But I didn't have time to ponder this this cat that was standing in front of me also wore pink and white striped gamer socks and gamer sleeves. Another unusual feature. He looked at me.
Boykisser "so I have finally found you just come here and let kiss you all over"
I slowly walk back
Me "no no no this can't be"
Boykisser "it is and you can't escape me"
Me "will see I can certainly try"
I immediately run as fast as I can away from him but he pursued the chase after me. It goes without saying that a boy kisser always wants to kiss boys but in this case I do not want to be kissed or caught. Not to mention the fact that it's morally wrong and gay even for a boy to kiss a boy and what not. But it seemed he did not understand I continued running but suddenly I felt him pounce on me pinning me on the floor.
Boykisser "I told you I'd catch you"
He leans to kiss me but I react quickly to prevent his lips getting closer.
Me " you will not kiss me I will not let you and I don't care how much I have to fight but it will not happen."
Boykisser "why can't this silly cat kiss all the boys he wants."
Me " has no one ever told you that it is wrong to kiss anyone that is the same gender as you"
Boykisser " no one has for as long as I can remember it has always been okay. However my memory is cloudy because of some crystal or diamond making this who I am."
Me "explain more "
Boykisser " sure I will explain more for you ever since the early 1500s there was a group of people that thought it was okay to change who they were changing their gender physical appearance and whatnot even though you can never change your gender truly because you are born who you are and you cannot change that however these folks made a crystal that made that possible trapping one of the most majestic creatures ever known on my home planet inside the diamond. With this Crystal they made it into where anyone could be anything however that was with bad intentions they wanted to make the whole world gay and lesbian which is why that world has collapsed and why I am the only Survivor of that world I have the diamond safe I've tried to break it but it's power they're simply too powerful to where I can't get near it without getting the unforsaken urge to kiss. Boys so I'm sorry I can't do anything but I keep fighting it."
Me " all right is there a way you can take me to this Crystal maybe I might be able to destroy it and free you from this curse"
Boykisser "yes I can boy"
Me "okay"
We get up and I follow with him through the basement corridors until we finally reached the door and then we ended up were the diamond was.
The diamond was located down a very long hallway. The Diamond had a bunch of rainbow colors.
Not normal for sure half way through he unexpectedly grabs my hand surprised I asked "why."
He replied "sorry but I can't go further."
I nod and get closer to the diamond.
Inside the diamond I saw a array of colors. The color is very beautiful I picked up the diamond and examined it he was definitely unusual but I felt like there was some sort of life force inside this diamond unexplainable but similar to how you would feel picking up a pokeball with a Pokemon inside it. It was definitely an unusual feeling and without hesitation I threw the diamond on the floor and was filled up the room with white smoke and once the smoke cleared in front of me was a rather colorful furry.
Rainbow furry
Surprised by this sudden and large furry she ran up to me hugging me I tried to escape but I couldn't.
She "thank you for freeing me I have been stuck inside that diamond for countless years it felt like ages possibly even centuries you have destroyed the source and Power of the gay no more shall it ruin this universe we are free from it because of you."
Boykisser approached rather shy his true personality shown
Boykisser "t thank you "
She let's go of me and the two of them hug reuniting. Their Story Goes was that there are once together and now they were back together. The three of us headed up to the control panels set a course for my home planet and we detached all parts of our ship except for the cabin an engine.
The two of them then throttle up the ship as we got closer to the planet not knowing how to land the ship they ended up Landing just feet away from our house in Northwood where me and hearts live. However our Landing was not a gentle one but rather aggressive one we crash landed tearing up the corn fields as well as the tracks from that siding that Mickey built years ago luckily no equipment was stored on it and slid to a stop just feet away from the house. That was when my dream ended but the most unexpected thing was when I woke up.